Monday, September 27, 2010

LCG: "The Most Educated and Sophisticated Group EVER!"

On Yahoo Groups there is a forum for Living Church of God (Rod Meridith's splinter cult).  These people tend to be far more  conservative and rabid in their religious stance.  Not quite as bad as Six Pack Flurry, but far out of the realm of reason.

As far as LCG's 'dynamic' growth...it has NEVER happened.  They are still stuck in their time warp.  As for education they are still living in pre-1986 mode.  They frown on higher education, mock theology courses in other colleges, universities and seminaries (where you will get a far better education than you ever would in LCG).

Notice how they still mock Christians in the world around them.  They spell it with a little 'c'.

And true to Armstrongite thought, they say that God is not as pleased with  them as they had hoped for, so God still has to work with them a while longer.  Somewhere along the line they screwed up and God is NOT pleased!  Of that we can be assured because Spanky continually declares churchwide fasts in order for the church to humble it's self.

LCG thinks it is special and set apart from all other COGlet's.


Quote:

I truly believe that the COG is on a verge of a golden era
and currently Jesus Christ, the head of the body, is laying down a
foundation of people who will be able to handle the stressess, and dyanmism
of fantastic growth. We are the most blessed ERA of christians in the
history of the church of God.
By far we are the most educated and
sophiscated group ever,
we have access to incredible knowledge, hindsight on
the previous era's of the church their accomplishments, and their failures,
our talents as a whole are wide ranging just look at the different types of
careers most church people have compared to christians in other era's we do
have the tools we have access to God's holy spirit.

God is just working with us a little more, and making sure we can handle a
new flood of his children.
I'm excited to see how it all turns out. We live in exciting times, and
perhaps we could be that generation who sees his Lord coming.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"on a verge" ? "different type of careers" ? "perhaps" ?

They're definitely not as dead-set certain, as we used to be!

NO2HWA said...

The 700 some splinter cults have always been on the 'verge' of something great. The great hing is that it has never happened and NEVER will!

MerryDeath gets around that constant failure reminder by telling his sheeple that they are not ready, they are rebellious and a disappointment to him and God. Therefore Jesus has had to delay his coming yet again, because of their unfaithfulness. So brethren, you MUST FAST this coming Saturday so that God will soften his heart and bring unity and faithfulness back to the church....gag, cough, sputter....

Anonymous said...

Second verse, same as the first, just as loud, twice as worse. :-(