Thursday, October 7, 2010

Got Your Petra Passport Ready???????



You will soon be needing passports when you flee to Petra. Bet none of you knew this was the ONLY reason to have a passport! I have been waiting to hear that passports were only created so that they could be used by the COG members to flee to Jordan with. We all know the ONLY reason the printing press and airlines were created was so Herb could get his message out around the world!

Pasadena was only founded so God's HQ could be located there years later. Beer was only created for the benefit of the WCG ministry and Six Pack Flurry. Gambling and massage was only created for the end time use by GTA.

From the  COG yahoo's on Yahoo OrginalWCG.



And let me pose an important question for EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE
CHURCH OF GOD: DO YOU HAVE A PASSPORT? IS IT UP TO DATE? OR IS IT
EXPIRED? DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS?

For those who don't take the place of safety seriously.. they may not
need that passport.. for the rest, well God commands us to forsee the
evil and hide ourselves.. if we're not doing this we may simply be
providing the solution to the question of how God will notify us it's
time to flee. I know I'm not wording this well as I'm really too tired
to think right now, but think about it... We need our lamps ready, oil
for our lamps.. in other words, God expects us to be prepared. If we
are going to fly to a foreign country.. if we are going to cross
borders, we had better be prepared.

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They cost $100 now and they take forever to obtain due to the huge numbers of people who are applying for one. I got mine when they were cheaper... They are good for at least 5 years. Don't wait for the Depression to be announced & you lose your job...

Didn't you ever see those movies about Europe, oh, spy movies or some such, where the polizei (police) has you roll down your car window (international drivers license available through American Automobile Association) and he says, "Papers, please" or "Passport!"-- it may get so bad here in the USA that we will need our own passports to prove we are citizens.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just waiting for someone to sneak in with a fully charged Sawzall & fell the birds

Anonymous said...

That's Original WCG, all right. Everyone I knew had their passport, for exactly this reason. Including us.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if those convicted of felony's know that they will never get a passport? Either way, Jordan will never allow a rag tag group of religious fanatics into the country.

Did I mention that Gerald has a glib proficiency with words and very sensitive nostrils. He can smell money in your pocket from a block away.

Anonymous said...

I thought the Branch Flurridians weren't teaching Petra anymore, that it's just going to be a "place of safety -- someplace"? In fact, AFAIK, none of the splinters are teaching Petra anymore.

More proof that none of the splinters are really "holding fast to the truth once delivered" -- not that they could, since "the truth" was false to begin with...along with all other religions.