Instead of the old stand by of the Talent Game or the Ten Commandments Game,
you can buy your child this cool toy!
Be the first in your Church of God to have the new Jesus doll!
Think how much fun your child will have as he act's out the Passover service!
This is NO long hair effeminate, Nancy-boy fake 'jesus', but a real Man's Man!
This Jesus has a real converted man's hair cut! This Jesus is strong, buff and MASCULINE!
This KTell production is endorsed by Spanky Meredith.
If you order before Passover 2011
we will include a pair of Golden Gloves
that your child can use as he knocks over the sellers tables in the Temple!
2 comments:
What's next? A buff sleak trim fit Santa Claus action figure in the idolatry three pack, ready for your kids to bow down to and worship?
Personally I recommend "Submissive Jesus" an action toy that your kids will never put down!
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