Wednesday, March 14, 2012

The REAL Reason Daylight Savings Time Happens



Want to know the REAL reason the time has changed?  Well it's not so farmers can have longer work hours or to give kids longer playtime after school. No sirree Bob!  There is a more devilish reason behind it all. The yahoo's on the conservative COGer Yahoo boards know the real reason.

 Well it`s golf savings time once again, incorrectly labeled daylight savings time!!! This in giving the playboy politicians extra play time!! The day will soon come when these playboys will find that there are much more important things to do than playing golf, especially when the food and money runs out!!!
 
Thankfully when Christ soon returns, he will most likely bring an end to this stupidity of the changing of the clocks twice a year to suit play time!!

8 comments:

John said...

Sorry, but I hate Daylight Savings Time too! It's so stupid! The hours of "daylight" we have in summertime is exactly the same whether we have DST or not i.e. 14 hours or thereabouts. So what's the point of DST then?! I, for one, would much rather have the extra hour of sunshine in the morning when I have to get up for work rather than in the evening. Besides that the air cools down after the sun sets so I'd be using less energy without DST by not switching on my A/C to keep me cool with that extra hour of heat to deal with. Just my two cents worth...

Anonymous said...

"Only the white man would think you can make a blanket longer by cutting one end off and sewing it back on to the other end"

Native American observation on DST

Assistant Deacon said...

"...he will most likely bring an end to this stupidity of the changing of the clocks..."

Most likely? Ha, ha. Once again, a blowhard speaking for God, albeit a tad uncertainly.

Anonymous said...

In the COG-World, the time never changes.

It's always "Stupid-O'Clock"

Norm

Byker Bob said...

Heck, and I thought they'd say it was to make the sabbath "longer" during Spring and Summer!

BB

Interested bystander said...

I hate it also, but come on the man who wrote that is an elderly gentleman who has suffered a lot lately with poor health. He deserves some respect. Don't mock his opinion.
You are better than that.

Anonymous said...

Well, he's certainly not a golfer. Most of the golfers I know get up and on the links early in the morning. That's one of the reasons that sport never grabbed me. I'm a night person.

~Miguel de la Rodente

Anonymous said...

Interested bystander:

Are you saying that this elderly gentleman has a reputation of not making similar statements in the past? If so, then bizarre comments such as these could be an early sign of dementia. Perhaps someone should suggest to his family that they have a talk with his doctor.

Otherwise, why should his ideas not be open to mocking the same as anyone else's?