Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Dave Pack Ready To Premier Nationwide Telecast



Reading Dave's asinine press release just shows how delusion this guy really is.  Note he nowhere mentions when and on what stations he is premiering this all important program.  Hiding in the shadows as usual.

I am just breathless reading this announcement.  Doesn't it make you want to watch it!

The Restored Church of God to Premiere The World to Come with David C. Pack on Nationwide Television (Press release)

WADSWORTH, Ohio, July 31, 2012 /PRNewswire via COMTEX/ -- The Restored Church of God (RCG) will premiere The World to Come(TM) with David C. Pack on nationwide television in the United States this September. The program will feature Pastor General David C. Pack analyzing world news and explaining Bible prophecy with a unique approach, stripping away mystery from current events while detailing many other biblical truths. Exact station listings, days, times and periodic updates will be forwarded by email to interested persons who sign up at www.worldtocome.tv.

"Everyone recognizes the world is in terrible trouble," stated David C. Pack, Pastor General of RCG. "In an age of uncertainty, The World to Come is a voice of plain truth, proclaiming humanity's only hope--in terms heard nowhere else!" In this violent age filled with war, famine, pollution, disease, disasters and economic uncertainty, The World to Come with David C. Pack answers life's greatest questions straight from the Bible and provides solutions for unsolvable worldwide problems and conditions. Each weekly 30-minute program is recorded in high-definition and will be broadcast with closed captions for the hearing impaired. More than 125 million viewers will have access through over-the-air stations, select cable affiliates, and two separate satellite networks.

Welcome to the worlds biggest and most technologically advanced Church of God who is now ready to amaze and astound the citizens of the United States which it's magnificence.  Once more Dave is kicking sand in Rod Meredith's and United Church of God's face. 

9 comments:

Assistant Deacon said...

"Exact station listings, days, times and periodic updates will be forwarded by email to interested persons who sign up...

..."because we don't even have any lined up yet."

Delusional is right. This guy is WAYYYYYY too impressed with himself, always has been.

What a sad, pathetic figure.

Anonymous said...

More than 125 million viewers will have access through over-the-air stations, select cable affiliates, and two separate satellite networks.

Considering that there are about 350 million potential viewers in the USA and Canada alone, this is hardly so impressive. UCG and LCG and PCG all reach far more than Pack's 125 million.

Also, knowing Pack's penchant for lies, "have access" is probably a very telling phrase.

"Brethren, if you buy a satellite dish and pay $100/month for the Platinum station lineup that carries the obscure station we're on, you will have access to God's 21st Century Apostle on your TV. But it won't be a very nice TV, because you already SENT IT ALL IN and don't have the money for a nice new TV. Sucks to be you, suckers!"

Also, "select cable affiliates" is probably his deceptive way of saying, "We'll be on the public access channel, right after the psychic lady's program and right before the guy who rants about the government beaming mind-control radio waves into his brain."

Byker Bob said...

Hope the listeners realize what they are hearing or seeing, tune him OUT, and run! Of course, the broad majority of listeners always have done exactly that. That's why we kept hearing stories about a small group of elect.

Unfortunately, the laws of probability teach us that some will become Dave's BO-HICAs (for those of you who never enjoyed the pleasure of having been a biker, this is an acronym for "bend over,
here it comes again!")

BB

Anonymous said...

"This guy is WAYYYYYY too impressed with himself, always has been."

I guess if you can invent your own reality (and history) and convince a few people along the way also you can get away with it. Of course most of us would be too ashamed or have enough sense not to try.

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of one of the biographical "blurbs" floating around about Pack. It notes that he was in "training" for the 1968 Olympics. I suppose that if simply swimming for one's high school team fullfills that requirement, thousands of other people could make the same claim. HWA had nothing on this guy in regards to stretching the truth.

Anonymous said...

. It notes that he was in "training" for the 1968 Olympics.

Interesting. Dave was a year ahead of me at AC and I went in 1968 so he would have been in college already in 1968. I swam against Dave in College. He's a tall boy and I don't think I have ever quite said anything like this before, well maybe I did in 1967 but nothing quite like this before.... :) He beat me by a bit but not by a lot :)

I think he was inventing either the Internet or the Plain Truth newstand program in 1968. I could be wrong. Maybe he was being turned down by the Air Force Academy in '68 or was it Master of the Univese..again, I forget.

M.T.Bragsalot

Anonymous said...

PS Besides, I was wearing the clunky, college issue red swim suits that went to one's knees. Dave was wearing his speedo...

Cheater! :)

M.T.Drawers

Anonymous said...

", personally established over 50 congregations,"

45 of those must have been after he started Restored for himself and 3 or 4 people in 45 places around the world heard of him.

M.T.Pews

Dave said...

He looks like such a dork--grow your hair--get a makeover--do something--