Wednesday, August 22, 2012

UCG: Sing-A-Long With Jelly The Commandment Keeper


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

WTH??????????? I think I am ill after seeing this. Is this the legacy that Big Beak has wrought upon the church?

Anonymous said...

Is this what passes for entertainment in the UCG? Was this produced by the same TV crew that puts together their telecast? What a joke, hahahahahaha!!!!!

Assistant Deacon said...

To be honest, I think it would be easier just to learn them than to try to remember this convoluted tune.

Anonymous said...

If I want preachy TV programming, I'd rather tune in USA Network.

Anonymous said...

That's actually better than some kid's programming I've seen produced by Daystar and TBN.
I saw one recently with kids dancing around singing about tithing and it was horrific.

Norm

Anonymous said...

shoot me....

M.T.Cranium

Douglas Becker said...

The concept of God's Law converting the soul has plunged to a new low.

And to think that the commandments were one word a piece written on two tablets of stone.

It's so easy a cave man could remember it.

Anonymous said...

"you can't steal people's banannas?"

Surely, don't call me Shirley, you could have had your wallet or something on the table instead!

M.T.Peels

Anonymous said...

Everything the COGs teach is aimed at the 1st grade level anyway, so maybe it's fitting to frame the imaginary imperatives of the fairy godfather with something equivalent to Sesame Street. It might help adults to finally lighten up and realize religion is not something to be believed so literally or taken so seriously.

Next they should hire the "The Count" from Sesame Street cover the seven seals of Revelation on the Beyond Today program. Maybe they could have Elmo be one of the presenters too. He'd probably do a better job.

Anonymous said...

The Count would be great! ONE day of rain, TWO days of rain...

37 years of wandering, 38 years of wandering, 39 years of wandering...

487 times you forgive your brother, 488 times you forgive your brother, 489 times you forgive your brother...

ONE day in the grave, TWO days in the grave, THREE days in the grave...

The Count could have longer sermons than Waterhouse. The last time I saw Gerald preach was in New York City in the spring of 1979. I remember writing a note to my wife that said, "You realize that NOTHING he is saying is actually in the Bible." She laughed. We left the WCG after that and moved back home to Texas.

Anonymous said...

Yes, "The Count" would be a great one to comment while he watches mainstream Christian TV like Daystar and TBN!

I can just hear him now...

"ONE crappy lying preacher...TWO crappy lying preachers, THREE crappy lying preachers, FOUR crappy lying preachers..."

and, 'counting down' (and starting with the Crouches and Lambs)-

"ONE person without the Holy Spirit, TWO persons without the Holy Spirit, THREE persons without the Holy Spirit, FOUR persons without the Holy Spirit..."

And on and on, LOL!

Norm

Anonymous said...

what is wrong with you people? can they not teach children?

Vin said...

All the negative comments reek of arrogance. These videos are for CHILDREN. Remember children? These are the one's Christ said we adults should become like.

I encourage you to spend more time trying to help others and less time slamming videos that were intended for children.