Thursday, December 13, 2012

Unfortunate News For Gerald Flurry


12 comments:

val said...

The woman of Rev 12 is now here. She is not a church, she is not Israel, and she is not Mary. She is the prophet like unto Moses and Elijah Matt 17:3, Acts 3:21-23, Luke 1:17 delivering the true word John 1:1 from the wilderness Rev 12:6 to prepare a people for the Lord’s return. God our Father will not put any child of his into a hell fire no matter what their sins. It never entered the heart or mind of God to ever do such a thing Jer7:31, Jer 19:5. Turn your heart to the children of God. A gift is now delivered to the whole world as a witness Matt 24:14. http://minigoodtale.wordpress.com Prove all things.

Anonymous said...

False apostles are now a dime a dozen.

Anonymous said...

The apostles of falsehood are sold in 13-packs. Stock up for the Apocalypse.

Anonymous said...

No ice for a cold drink? Apparently hell is in Europe.

Anonymous said...

Lost in a blinding flurry. My feelings are blurry. Love likes to scurry, but what's the hurry, I'll have another slurry.

Anonymous said...

More prophets, more scars upon the land.

Anonymous said...

Flurry is a Biblical illiterate. I don't see how any of the zombies stay with him. They are either thoroughly brainwashed or don't want to be separated from their families.

Anonymous said...

You just have to wonder if there is any Armstrong-influenced minister out there into marijuana.
There would almost have to be, considering numbers, probability, and the fact that no church group is completely immune to a social trend.

If there are such individuals, they probably would not admit to it, though. They'd come out with some out of the box interpretations based on HWA's theology, but are probably smart enough to realize that fessing up might blow their credibility.

In their hearts, they'd probably read the passage in Genesis that plainly states that God gave humanity all seed bearing herbs, but then figure that rank and file brethren were just not ready for the truth. Come to think of it, the relaxed attidudes that are reported as accompanying cannibis usage would probably produce a strange mutation: Rastafarisn Armstrongists.

~Miguel de la Rodente

Anonymous said...

You just have to wonder if there is any Armstrong-influenced minister out there into marijuana.

I think it's fairly well known that at least one "royal family" of an Armstrong splinter group has a very permissive attitude toward smoking of various substances. The father has openly said in sermons that occasional cigar smoking isn't a sin, and at least one of his offspring (a member and employee of Dad's church) has been seen smoking both tobacco cigarettes and marijuana.

Anonymous said...


The cold, cold, cold hearts of the PCG members will keep their beers cold.

Anonymous said...

The only thing HWA restored was his bank account to overcompensate for his lack of understanding. He attached false dates to simple dates.

Anonymous said...

HOLY CRAP!

"val" seems kinda crazy.

I hope she gets better soon!

-Norm