Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Learn The Bible With Jelly



The blue creature is baaaaaaaaaaaack!

18 comments:

DennisCDiehl said...

Oh the humanity of it! Gary...we gotta talk. You can't run both this and Dr Bob's video in the same posting. It is too much and a vexation of spirit. It takes time process visual presentations and it may take a few days to get over Dr. Bob's.

How would you like it if we tied you to a chair and made you listen to two of Ron Weinland's sermons in a row!? Didn't think of that did you? You would not survive. So please be more careful in the future when toying with our already somewhat fractured minds. A man can only take so much.

Repent and do the right thing next time or I will strap you to a chair and make you listen to this once!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiCiu2j4M2o

DennisCDiehl said...

Anonymous said...

Holy cow! That's all we need, a Bible-thumping smirf knock-off!

It's true that the old WCG's Imperial Schools, Y.O.U. and S.E.P. programs failed miserably in keeping the Church's youth involved in the ideology (about 85% of participants eventually left the teachings and worldview taught by the WCG) - but what they've come up with now is even more emblematic of a cult, in addition to a serious lack of educational creativity!

I wouldn't have believed this was legitimate if the video didn't have the UCG.org videomark in the lower right-hand corner. This is unbelievable!

DennisCDiehl said...

However...to be fair. I learned the 12 tribes in sunday school as...

Run Sam Lock up Jack, Dog Never Get Anything In Zoos, Just Beatings.

Rueben..Simeon..Levi..Judah etc....

DennisCDiehl said...

However...to be fair. I learned the 12 tribes in sunday school as...

Run Sam Lock up Jack, Dogs Never Get Anything In Zoos, Just Beatings.

Rueben..Simeon...Levi..Judah etc....

Douglas Becker said...

The Elements Song by Tom Lehrer is more entertaining and (cough, cough) more scientific.

Anonymous said...

ELMO LOST HIS BEST FRIEND!!!!

See, Jelly was hanging out at Sesame Street when somebody walked by and started singing Thee Will I Love. Jelly asked "WAT DAT" and Jelly's new friend said "It's Bible Hymns". So Jelly learned all 128 Hymns and started playing it on piano. Well, this upset Big Bird and Snuffleufagus because it wasn't "Three of these Things Belong Together" and Gordon kicked Jelly out for evangelizing the Sesame Street Muppets. Jelly then stayed with the Presiding Evangelist and was put to work. Elmo is still crying, But Jelly is looking forward to the Feast next year.

DennisCDiehl said...

Actually Doug's sermon on the Falling Away is refreshingly broad for a change and not WCG/COG exclusive. I'd have issues with using Daniel and Revelation as yet to come to pass documents.

I'd have to make you listen to one of my past sermons for punishment I guess.

Anonymous said...

I take Jelly over Thiel for prophet any day!

Hey, the video is cute.

Some of the viewers of this forum are little too wound up.... EAT MORE FIBER and KISS A GIRL.

Joe Moeller
Cody, WY

Anonymous said...

PROPHET JELLY!!!!

Hey now THAT may gain a following!

Or he could be one of the Two Witnesses.

The other named Peter Pan ;)

:D

Anonymous said...

You're absolutely correct in your advice, Joe - my problem is I've been eating too many girls and kissing far too much fiber!

Anonymous said...

rnalThe ladies tell me that Jelly is HOT!

Maybe he'll be featured in the next installment of The Bachelor.

Forget about whether Prophet Bob will give The Baron a rose...(That's a given!)

But Ladies, will Jelly be giving YOU a rose this Feast?

Norm

Anonymous said...

The fact that Jelly is able to walk, swing on a swing and dance kind-of gives me the creeps. He reminds me a little of Chuckie.

Anonymous said...

Quite appropriate, given the ideology behind the puppet. Man, those dudes at UCG are getting desperate. And we thought Big-Beak was weird!

VonHowitzer said...

Only time will tell if this is Jelly's last jam.

(With apologies to someone, somewhere, that originally came up with that line).

Marie said...

Its adorable.

Head Usher said...

The Blue Creature from Beyond (Today) strikes again!

Anonymous said...

Of what value is memorizing the books of the bible to anyone. This video is totaly worthless.

Just like Armstrongite groups to spend a lot of money and time on worthless crap like this.