Saturday, May 11, 2013

Reminder: Jesus Returns May 19th!

Please remember to mark your calendar for next Sunday, May 19th, for the return of Jesus Christ.  That is the day that imprisoned felon Ron (Weinerdude) Weinland has set for the return of Jesus Christ.

We are going to have a BBQ that day to celebrate His return.  Some grilled baby-back ribs just might do the trick that day.

What are your plans?  How are you going to celebrate this momentous day?


Anonymous said...

Well, if it were true Chris is about to return on that day then I would be overwhelmed and pleased. Unfortunately, it's not yet that time. For starters, we are told in the scriptures the day of he return is not known by any man. Anyone who says they know is a liar.

Assistant Deacon said...

Another party pooper weighs in.

Again, bug off.

Weinland needs a visit from Nurse Ratched.

Anonymous said...

I have to work that day and can't get off.

Douglas Becker said...

I'll be staying at home with my cat.

He's better company than anyone in the Cult of Herbert Armstrong.

If Jesus were to return (which he will not), I would make sure that the litter was changed and fresh and Mikey was fed before leaving.

-- A Day Care Serviceman for a geriatric feline.

Joe Moeller said...

Baby Back Ribs?

No way No2HWA!

There can only be one appropriate dish to honor the failure of Weinland!


All are welcome up at the ranch to celebrate. Come on down!

Joe Moeller
Cody, WY