Thursday, June 6, 2013

Apostle Malm: Are You Drinking Unclean Beer While Wearing Unclean Belts As Your Children Eat Unclean Ice Cream After Playing With Their Unclean Tambourines?

Click to enlarge to read all the things Apostle Malm says not to use.

Old spoil sport Malm apparently has no real pleasures in life.  Everything is pagan or unclean.  Shoes, belts, cereals, marshmallows, jello, chips, ice cream, yogurt, margarine, glycerin, tallow, toothpaste, shaving creams, hand lotions, dish soap......and beer........


Many will say the clean and unclean only refers to the meat; and the use of sins and bones is considered kosher to produce products for human consumption. Biblically, every part of a DEAD unclean animal is UNCLEAN! Including skins and furs as well as products made from their skins, furs and bones. 

You may think that Kosher marshmallows are clean but unless they are labeled as Agar [which is from sea plants], they are most probably made from pig bones and NOT biblically clean.
Do NOT depend on Kosher Certifying Agencies.


Nearly all children’s cereals are unclean for example. Stick with the traditional oatmeal or other whole grains, fruits etc etc. James

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is Malm gay?
Most gay people I know are more concerned with being clean than the non-gay people I know.
(Heck, I worked on a lady's tub once and noticed she had about every brand and type of bathroom cleaner in her bathroom, lol!)
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but it might explain the leanings of his concerns.

Byker Bob said...

There are various words and phrases to describe people such as Malm. Fanatic certainly comes to mind, as does obsessive-compulsive, and even anal retentive.

Since the Spirit of God gives a person sound mindedness, along with an assortment of Godly fruits, what can we conclude about those who are so hopelessly out of balance, and encouraging others to live their lives in a basically unliveable way? Can you imagine the frustration, inner conflict, and sheer massive attitude problems that anyone who follows this line of thinking would be suffering through?

BB

Anonymous said...

ummm, kosher marshmallows (which, by the way, I have never been able to find) will not be made from pig bones....

people like that are an embarassment......

Joe Moeller said...

Look, lets get real here...

There are "Pork Molecues" in every breath of air you take. Technically, everything, YES EVERYTHING is unclean.

That is the lesson of it all. That the carnal existence is unclean, and that Jesus Christ can right all of it and cleanses all and forgives sin.

Pork eating should of course be avoided, but beyond basic avoidance, you will go mad in trying to make your world " a clean one", or to "Deleaven it All" etc.

Cant be done. It is the heart that must be purified and that matters most. Malm puts the cart before the horse.

Joe Moeller
Cody, WY

Head Usher said...

And don't forget never to swim in the ocean. Did you know that most creatures in the ocean are "unclean"? And they're all swimming around in there together, pooping their doubly-"unclean" poop, just getting their "unclean" molecules absolutely everywhere. The oceans are basically one big "unclean" toilet. I'm pretty sure this renders even the "clean" ones "unclean" too. Contaminated with all those "unclean" molecules. You can never be too careful about avoiding "unclean" molecules, you know. I'm pretty sure that's what Jesus said defiles a man. It's all about those damn molecules. LMFAO!

Anonymous said...

It is better to face the Savior that we are sinners and that our best effort isn't good enough than proudly proclaim before Him with chin up and smiles in our face that we haven't touched unclean meat, unclean belt, unclean ice cream, everything unclean and that we keep the Feast of Unleavened Bread, Unleavened Deodorant, Unleavened Detergent, and everything unclean and unleavened. These people who would not drink a drop of unclean beer and touch anything unclean simply refuse to accept the sacrifice of Christ thinking that by their own works they would be saved. These people who avoid anything unclean, including unclean oxygen to breathe would have the shock of their lives when Christ returns and tells them, "I don;t know you."

Anonymous said...

amen Joe....

it's not about physical cleanliness...

Matt. 15:

17 Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught?

18 But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.

19 For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies:

20 These are the things which defile a man: but to eat with unwashen hands defileth not a man.



in other words, accidently or unknowingly eating something unclean will not defile you.....deliberately eating the unclean, however, will....it is rebellion against God, and rebellion comes from the heart.

Anonymous said...

Malm thinks he's a christian, but he's not. He's a Messianic Jew. He believes that there's a Messiah that's going to come and justify him because of his works, but that Messiah resembles Moses more than Jesus. He certainly pays no heed to what the gospels record Jesus as having taught.

Secular-Humanist-Buddhist said...

I had a BLT sandwich last night but I used that pre-cooked bacon because I didn't want grease all over my stove. The pre-cooked bacon just isn't as good so I'll buy the raw bacon next time. I baked a nice ham last weekend and ate quite a bit of it before tiring of it. This article made me want to roast some marshmallows, which I sometimes do over the burners of my electric stove. Am I going to HE double hockey sticks? I've been eating pork for nigh onto 70 years. Does that account for my current sinus infection? Damn! I cant' do anything right!

Anonymous said...

"Jesus Christ can right all of it and cleanses all."

That's cool, because there will be lots of pork and shrimp on the barbies, as people all over celebrate Father's Day!

Anonymous said...

Jesus, like Herbert Armstrong, would enjoy a nice lobster dinner if shared with friends.

Anonymous said...

I ate a tambourine sandwich for dinner last night. It was delicious.

Only play with your food if you've already eaten your toys.

Anonymous said...

There are "Pork Molecues" in every breath of air you take.

WOW! I'm glad the bible and the ucg don't care how much a person tries to pretend he's following the Herbie Dietary Laws!

Anonymous said...

Malm made his monthly New Moon announcement, today, and as per usual, came up with an incorrect sighting.

Of course, that doesn't stop Malm from shouting it from the rooftop. Like a typical Pharisee, who thinks only they can decide when and where a new month begins.

A day late and a dollar short, seems to be a pattern of Malm's.

Anonymous said...

Annoucement from James Malm:

"Because of the situation in the world and in the various COG Groups, the time has come to ramp up this work to the next level. -- Beginning today I intend to post audio talks on a hopefully weekly basis at a special new Podcasting site."

http://www.buzzsprout.com/12417/97757-unity-tolerance-and-doctrine-1

Anonymous said...

Malm is running Google advertising on his new site. Scroll down to the bottom of the page to find his buddy, Dave Pack.

Too funny!