Friday, June 7, 2013

Dave Pack Speaks Out Against COG Summer Camps: "...UCG, LCG, PCG and COGwa, and any others, will be CLOSED DOWN!"




Forget sending your youth to your favorite COG summer camps.  Your children will soon be sent to DAVE'S camp where they will be indoctrinated with the truth as only he can deliver it.  Just think how amazing that will be for you kids!  Your kids will be going to WADSWORTH!!!! Woo Hoo!  Forget those disgusting places like the the Rocky Mountains or Northern Minnesota.  Those are camps for pussy's. Real Godly children will go to the woods of Wadsworth.

Where there once were several competing “Church of God” Summer Camps across the United States, there will just be several larger camps. There will also be larger camps around the world. God’s timing for bringing His people back together will allow for significant preparation toward this end. Every worthy youth will be able to come to, enjoy and benefit from God’s wonderful youth camp system of the past. But camps will be run like the past, not like what is happening today. The camps of UCG, LCG, PCG and COGwa, and any others, will be CLOSED DOWN! There is not time to cover why, if you at all enjoy their camps, you will not believe your eyes at the ones that are coming—the ones that teens in The Restored Church of God have been enjoying for many years. Teenagers, you will be thrilled at what is awaiting you. In fact, we hope to have in place a beautiful camp in the woods on our Headquarters campus by next summer. Parents of younger children will also be thrilled at the extraordinary tools and materials that they receive, including our marvelous Ambassador Youth magazine, Children’s Bible Lessons and the seven-volume The Story of the Bible.

5 comments:

Joe Moeller said...

OH BOY! ...

Cant wait for Pack's "super camps".

Here are some suggested appropriate names...

"Camp Buchenwald"
"Camp Auschwitz"
"Camp Treblinka"

Joe Moeller
Cody, WY

Anonymous said...

"Teenagers, you will be thrilled at what is awaiting you."

Let me guess, spanking rooms that are three times the size of LCG's?

Head Usher said...

"Every worthy youth will be able to come to, enjoy and benefit from God’s wonderful youth camp system of the past."
But instead of Hitler Youth, this time it will be called Pack Youth.

"...if you at all enjoy their camps, you will not believe your eyes at the ones that are coming...."
Isn't it a bit contradictory to say that people will be surprised at what's coming when you say it's just going to more of the same from the past? Way to go, ruining your own surprises. Why won't these teens believe their eyes?

"Teenagers, you will be thrilled at what is awaiting you."
Things like "Arbeit Macht Frei."

Believe it or not, Dave, and I am sure this will come as a shock to you, but the teens do not come to camp for more of the same schlock they hear every week at church. That shit is not thrilling. It's old, it's tired, it's boring, and it's not even true.

Dave obviously thinks that what makes him cream his panties is the same thing that excites today's teenagers. Obviously Dave is a guy who lives entirely in his own head, completely out-of-touch with the real world. Worshiping some douchebag born in 1892 doesn't exactly top the charts for today's youth.

Douglas Becker said...

It's old, it's tired, it's boring, and it's not even true.

Yeah.

And it's likely there's no reception for your smart phones and tablets.

There's nothing like being forced to be somewhere you really don't want to be, doing things you really don't want to do.

Was Davey Pack ever a teen or was he a full grown narcissistic adult all his life?

Dante's hell will look good to you about two days into the trip.

Anonymous said...

Heck, 'Ole Pack may be on to something if he thinks the UCG leadership thinks it's OK to sexually harass it's own members.