Friday, September 6, 2013

David C. Pack Admits He Made An Itty-Bitty Error, It is All Still True, but the Timing Was Off, That's All

Davey wants you to know that his prophecy was 100% correct, it is just that his timing was off.  apparently his impotent god lied to him the first go around.

Before covering vital points and scriptures that all should now keep in mind, it is of course obvious there was an error in the prophecy’s timing. There may be other details that are wrong. I always knew this and said it to the Church more than once. In fact, we are still learning additional elements of it.

Mr. Armstrong puzzled and puzzled and puzzled over certain much less complicated prophecies. He often said that things he learned came over time—not all right away, or even close in some cases. There are points we learned “late” in what is an enormously complex prophecy. We knew from early on in our pursuit of the truth that this prophecy did not carry with it the kind of time that Mr. Armstrong always had to properly sort through prophecies—ones that, however great in magnitude as we know some are, were simpler to understand.

Because Davey got caught with his pants down lying about something that never came true, Davey  and crew went back and changed dates to better fit his new understanding.
I will explain a week after the Feast EXACTLY what was misunderstood about the prophecy’s timing. It appears we will not be waiting a long time—not another year—for its fulfillment. (Earlier announcements have been corrected.) Next Friday, I will post another one detailing three crucial elements that were previously unexplained, with three more to be explained after the Feast. 

Make no mistake. THE PROPHECY STANDS. Because it was never my prophecy, but rather God’s, it WILL come to pass. The whether and what of the prophecy have not changed, only the WHEN.

This is the same bullshit that Armstrongite worshipers use today when they talk about HWA;s prophecies. Not a single one has ever come true, but they might some day in the future.


Byker Bob said...

Well, he's going to have to go to the back of a long line now. Why? Timing being off for sure-shot, God inspired prophecies has been used by all of the other Armstrongite "leaders" including HWA for over half a century. So, these earlier prophecies take precedence over the latest ones.

The prophets of the Old Testament said, "Thus saith the Lord:" The anthropomorphic God of Armstrongism always says: "We'll see."


Anonymous said...

Notice how he blames the prophecy for having the timing wrong, not taking any responsibility on himself being wrong!

Anonymous said...

"(Earlier announcements have been corrected.)"

Changed, he means, to prevent people from going back and verifying his lies.

What a horrible person he is.

Former RCG said...

Hey Pack and all you other RCG ministers and members. The Book of Revelation doesn't show any kind of church unification in the end. Instead most of the church is just like RCG.

The end-time church is rich and increased with goods, self-righteous, thinks it has the full truth. The ministers and members examine everyone but themselves. No reunification here!

There is only division and confusion...just like RCG and all the other off shoots of WCG.

Anonymous said...

Dont blame me! Blame God!

Anonymous said...

The Prophecy doesn't stand because it is made up bullshit that has nothing to do with Dave Packstrong.

Anonymous said...

I have copies of his announcements should we need to quote them and show his screw ups

Douglas Becker said...

Another proud graduate of the William Miller School of Accounting!

Sweetblood777 said...

This guy must be masturbating when he gives this stuff, for as all men known, there is only so much blood and it can be in the brain or in that other place.

Dave has confirmed to the entire cog world, that he is a first class liar and idiot.

He is guilty of extortion, fraud, lying, and abuse of those that submit to him.

This guy needs meds and needs to be locked up in a jail mental hospital.

How the hell was he ever allowed to become a minister, unless the one that selected him was also a controlling dictator that noticed these traits in him.

Sweetblood777 said...

Suspecting that the SOB was going to change his announcements, I downloaded each one and made a complete file in MSWord, before he could do it.

Anyone needing/wanting this file, can email me at and I'll forward it to them.

The only prophecies that Pack fulfills are the following:

Ezekiel 22:27 Her princes in the midst thereof are like wolves ravening the prey, to shed blood, and to destroy souls, to get dishonest gain.

Habakkuk 1:8 Their horses also are swifter than the leopards, and are more fierce than the evening wolves: and their horsemen shall spread themselves, and their horsemen shall come from far; they shall fly as the eagle that hasteth to eat.

Zephaniah 3:3 Her princes within her are roaring lions; her judges are evening wolves; they gnaw not the bones till the morrow.

Matthew 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Matthew 10:16 Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.

Luke 10:3 Go your ways: behold, I send you forth as lambs among wolves.

Acts 20:29 For I know this, that after my departing shall grievous wolves enter in among you, not sparing the flock.

You members of RCG, obey your Elohim and leave this puke in the mess he has created.

If you don't leave him, you automatically are as guilty as him in his crimes.

Speak with your feet and walk out. Pay no heed to this anti-christ who uses the name of Christ fraudulently, claiming to speak in His Name.

Head Usher said...

There is not a shred of evidence that there is anything more accurate about Dave Pack's prophecies than there was about Harold Camping's prophecies. The only difference between them is, Harold Camping knew how to blush (eventually), and Dave Pack is sooooooo arrogant that he doesn't.

Anonymous said...

If Dave Pack edits, redacts, erases and unsays anything on his lying website it needs to be told far and wide. Making his fairy tale fit reality is never going to happen but his editing is a complete admission of the man's inability to say he was wrong. Dave is a theological piece of shit and mentally ill charlatan.

ask me how I feel about the man and his religion...

Corky said...

Two thousand years ago was a looong, looong, looooong time ago. People talk about Jesus' promised return as if it was only yesterday and within their own memory, in "this generation".

The timing seems to be a little off.

No, not a little off - a looong, looong, looooong way off.

Why is it that people refuse to see what is right in front of their eyes? I reckon as how they don't want to see it really, really bad.

Anonymous said...

"You face a choice: wait inside God's Church and Work -- or outside...."

"Of course, some may just go home. Unavailable to you will be healings, blessings and almost daily exciting announcements of God's Church and Work."

Waiting outside of David Pack's Cult seems to be the much less expensive, easy, relaxing, fun, exciting, and safe way to go.

Unavailable in David Pack's Cult will be healings.

Unavailable in David Pack's Cult will be blessings.

Available in David Pack's Cult will be a certain amount of satanic abuse that you will be expected to tolerate with a smile in order to show that you have what he would call a "good attitude."

And who do you suppose will be expected to financially support all those almost daily announcements about David Pack's Cult and Personal Work that David Pack comes up with and thinks are so exciting? Since all the tithes and offerings are never enough, expect to make more building fund donations, do more fundraising, and hand over any remaining property and retirement savings.

I was somewhat impressed by the great amount of literature that David Pack had produced, and thought he might do something great with it on the world scene. I thought that David Pack would have learned some very important lessons from the wrong prophetic guesses of Herbert W. Armstrong and the various Worldwide Church of God Splinter Groups.

This latest prophetic garbage of David Pack's is no better than the prophetic garbage that the ham-eating, Sunday-keeping false prophets out in the world come up with. All the same old lies get told and all the same old excuses get made when the guesses get exposed for the lies that they are.

Anonymous said...

Dear brethren in God's Church,

Oops. I screwed up. Sorry about your life's savings and all of the inconveniences in your lives.

Mr. Pack