Monday, October 28, 2013

Apostle James Malm: Tribulation Could Start after Feast of 2014



The silliness continues:

I hide nothing from you; this work is to prepare the bride for a separation of the pillars from the lukewarm, in anticipation of the imminent onset of the tribulation of correction for the lukewarm.

Thousands are hearing these warnings and many will respond as various things are fulfilled and the fruits of these groups are revealed.  This is still a work in progress; it is when the abomination is set up doing miracles and the tribulation is within 75 days of starting, that  this work will begin to climax.

This work is preparing the brethren for the advent of God’s two prophets, so that the brethren will already have had a solid warning, and the words of these two will not be a shocking surprise.  

Without setting any date sure; this is highly likely to come shortly after the 2014 Feast of Tabernacles.


Of course there is an ulterior motive to his madness....money.  Since he is not doing any honest work, he has to survive on the funds of his acolytes to keep him in his apartment.

Spend this next year in a concentrated intense diligent effort to prove all things and hold fast that which is good by the word of God; to establish a deep personal relationship with God above relationships with all others.

As you prepare yourselves, please also consider supporting this work of preparing the bride for the imminent trial coming upon us.  While this work is reaching nearly all of the church of God brethren, it is not supported by many and is continually operating at a financial loss.

When he is proven to be a liar yet again, what will be his excuse?  That his members were not ready?  That God is giving him one more chance to warn the brethren in the various COG's to wake up?  Its the same old story we have heard for decades in the church.

8 comments:

Corky said...

continually operating at a financial loss.

Heh heh, yeah, and who cares? Get a real job...parasite.

Head Usher said...

With and without setting any sure dates, prophecy buffs here and there for 2,000 years have continuously predicted the "highly likely" "imminent onset" of the "advent."

"Spend this next year in a concentrated intense diligent effort ... to establish a deep personal relationship with God above relationships with all others."

So, in other words, you are ordering your acolytes to cut off all their relationships with real people, and spend the next year, 23 hours a day, trying to find an imaginary friend, just in case the 2,000th time is the charm? And how do you have a deep personal relationship with someone you can't find? I spent decades trying to find him, but failed miserably. Deep personal relationship? WTF? Just meaningless words recited ad infinitum ad naseum, but in my experience, with zero connection to reality.

Let's play this out the other way. Suppose shit really does go down in 2014, and I spend the next 11 months (again) vainly, failing to find any gods who want to talk. And then Jebus shows and I'm still screwed? What if there's no "just in case" after all? I'd rather waste the next 11 months my own way, thanks.

Malm's over-the-top shrillness is inspiration enough for me to be lukewarm. But I guess there are always some people who can be inspired to panic. There is no end to the cash flows that can be generated by crying wolf.

Of course, Malm's biggest mistake is in thinking that, if there were a god, HWA had anything to do with the guy. He thinks COG people are "the people of god." HA! If there are any, COG people are surely not them. Where do such silly ideas come from? The bible? HA! From HWA! "Don't believe me, believe your bible" indeed. Malm criticizes HWA a lot, and he thinks that way people will figure he's not following HWA, but standing on his own two feet. But Malm's making all the primary extra-biblical operating assumptions that HWA told everyone to make. He's just another HWA acolyte, hanging on HWA's every word as though HWA were the mouthpiece of god (and anyone who isn't an HWA acolyte is not "special" and beyond saving anyway). For good measure, throw on top of that how the bible is a collection of ancient forgeries and not what Malm thinks it is. But even if the bible were all true, Malm would still be wasting his time preaching exclusively to COG people.

Retired Prof said...

In his first paragraph, Malm claims, "this work is to prepare the bride. . . ." At the end of the second he predicts, "it is when the abomination is set up doing miracles and the tribulation is within 75 days of starting, that this work will begin to climax."

In other words, for the bride of Christ to reach a climax requires long and perverse (the abomination part) foreplay. Yet after two thousand years of trying, she has never gained any satisfaction. Oh, she has faked it a few times by claiming: "It happened, really it did. Only in a spiritual way. That's why nobody noticed."

Anonymous said...

These dudes have their heads so far up this prophecy crap that they are missing out on some of the really important things on earth here and now. Lou Reed died over the weekend, and not a single one of them has even mentioned it, or paid any attention.

What we ought to do is to parse Thiel, Malm, King, and Pack's prophecies, put them into verse form, recite them to some looped background interplay between a saxophone and electric base, and then after each verse, have Dennis or someone (maybe Mr. DaGassee!) say, "And the Colored Girls go, doo ta doo ta doo ta doo ta doo doo doo doo ta doo ta doo doo doo doo doo...." and then just like on the record, if there are any ladies of color tuned into this blog, maybe they would be so kind as to actually sing, "Doo ta doo ta doo ta doo ta doo doo doo doo ta doo ta doo..........."

R.I.P. Lou, and thanks for all the music!

Anonymous said...

I was about to spout off some Malmy snark of my own, but I can't top Retired Prof. Well done. :)

Joe Moeller said...

Malm writes:"While this work is reaching nearly all of the church of God brethren, it is not supported by many and is continually operating at a financial loss."

MY RESPONSE:
I assure you , that if a poll were taken in the various COGs, that 95% of the people attending would have no idea who Malm is. His claim of "nearly all" is ridiculous.

Secondly, "operating at a financial loss"??? What, his free web blog is costing too much? Well, in Malms case, he is spending $2.12 a month on electricity to run his computer, $15 a month for a cell phone, and spent $19 last month for a new mouse. Grand total of expenses were $36.12 and his contributions were just a mere $7.15. A deficit of $28.97 !!

I , on behalf of Malm, will make the clarion call for funds, right here, right now. I call on all of you to send all of your empty beer cans and all the loose change in your couch, and send it to Malm RIGHT NOW, so as to avert this CRISIS IN THE WORK!

YOUR VERY SALVATION MAY DEPEND UPON IT! Remember, even if you are an unemployed spouse...YOU TECHNICALLY OWN HALF OF THOSE BEER CANS and PENNYS IN THE COUCH!

Send them to Malm NOW!

Joe Moeller
Cody, WY

Anonymous said...

There are youtube videos on how to make found roadkill into a wonderful church potluck dish. The seasonings matter.
Malm, I don't give these tips to just anyone. They're only for you and your church members.
Enjoy, and bon appetit!

Byker Bob said...

Last night, I had the Tonight Show on as kind of background noise while I finished off some business things in the other room at my desk. The graphic of the fireball from this post was still in my consciousness from having checked in earlier. Suddenly, I heard a kind of high-low reversal of the classic twelve bar blues guitar progression, and after the second repeat, the vocals cut in, "Baby, baby, baby, baby you're going to Hell! Baby, baby, baby, baby, you're going to Hell!"

Talk about synchronicity! If this or other sites had capability of adding a soundtrack to posts, that would surely be appropriate accompaniment to accounts regarding false prophets, and their false prophecies!

BB