Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Philadelphia Church of God Single Ladies Get To Ask Men Out Once A Year

Looking all pretty for Friday night bible study.


Woo Hoo!  Single PCG women have a great opportunity coming up this Friday, February 21.  They get to ask men out and they have to PAY for it!

This tradition dates back to Ambassador College and gives women the opportunity to “take on the responsibility of planning for and asking men on dates,” as the Herbert W. Armstrong College Student Handbook states.

Ladies, this is your opportunity to pack a weekend full of dates! Women typically ask a different date for each of the three days: one for Friday night, one for Sabbath, and another for Sunday. The women plan, ask and pay for the dates on the weekend. Spring Turnabout

Only in Armstrognism would one seek to include this relic from WCG's past as deserving of discussion in a "college" handbook.  Are any of these buffons capable of doing ANYTHING original?

13 comments:

Byker Bob said...

Al Capp, in his L'il Abner comic strip originated such a day amongst his characters in the 1930s. He named it "Sadie Hawkins Day", and his readers loved the idea so well that it turned into an annual national event.

However, this must somehow be one of those Pentecost things when it finds its way into Armstrongism, because as Capp originated it, the day and the dance fell in November. Looks like the Flurrys have decided that its correct day of observance falls in February.

Bottom line is, now we have evidence that HWA even plagiarized from the comics!

BB

Joe Moeller said...

What happened to the Biblically ordained practice of playing "SPIN THE BOTTLE"??

Joe Moeller
Cody, WY
(2014 UCG Council - Write In Candidate)

Assistant Deacon said...

Sounds rather Mardi Gras-ish, there, Joe...

Assistant Deacon said...

Sounds rather Mardi Gras-ish, there, Joe...

Britain W. Stevenson said...

Wow, I thought HWA and his cult followers were all against women's lib. This is another new revelation for me. When I was taking classes on line from Wayne Turgeon, he wouldn't even let the girls at Armstrong College that were in his class read from the Bible. Only the guys in the class got to. I thought that was stupid...I mean unscriptural, lol. Just like when Brian Davis and his accomplish brother-in-law Andrew Hessong called me up "Laughing Out Loud Like Lucifer" "LOLLL" and jumped on me for posting on my mother's Facebook page,and I get thrown out. Next thing I find out, the whole PCG gets to be on Facebook all because >That Prophet< says they can. They change their rules all the time. It's all craziness and insanity!

Britain W. Stevenson said...

...and besides, all the single men that I knew of were all were either old perverts, sexual predators, or on the verge (if not already), of going insane. For instance one old sexual pervert predator informed me that he used to have a tail, and that if I hear any rumors from his nieces that he tried to molest them it was not true. He was the same one that told me my son had a demon and I needed to talk to the ministers because they would think the same thing.
There was another rumor going around that this other old pervert from Louisiana had molested his family members and he was seen by another church member fondling another female church member under the table while eating dinner with other church members. I decided to look this jerk up to see if he had a criminal history and sure enough it was all true. There was his mugshot, no teeth and all!
I could tell you a lot of stories...and here's one...I remember sitting talking to another woman in the PCG. All of a sudden this man is standing in front of us and starts talking about spiders. She and I were listening intently and all of a sudden a spider comes crawling out of his suit...this was hilarious, to all of us. I couldn't make this stuff up in a million years. It's all crazy I'm telling you.

Retired Prof said...

Britain W. Stevenson, thanks for putting up your picture. Very nice. I enjoy it much more than the pictures posted by Dennis, Corky, and even Joe, whose photo has the advantage of including an attractive horse.

Please don't think this comment means I am a pervert like the ones you tried to avoid in your COG days. Rest assured, I have always been resolutely (though sometimes reluctantly) faithful to my wife.

Anonymous said...


"Philadelphia Church of God Single Ladies Get To Ask Men Out Once A Year"


It would be great if the old PCG women were limited to bothering single guys just once a year, but this simply is not true. The horny old hags in the PCG chased after younger single guys a fraction of their age every single Sabbath, all year long, year after year.

Britain W. Stevenson said...

Anonymous said...


"Philadelphia Church of God Single Ladies Get To Ask Men Out Once A Year"


It would be great if the old PCG women were limited to bothering single guys just once a year, but this simply is not true. The horny old hags in the PCG chased after younger single guys a fraction of their age every single Sabbath, all year long, year after year.

February 21, 2014 at 3:47 PM

Well this is an interesting comment, because in my case I had younger guys after me thinking I was around their age.
The REAL PROBLEM was that the young guys were so horny and desperate to find someone, that when they did, it had to be approved by the >GODS< at >Headquarters<,(PCG clan headquarters). >THE GREAT GODS< approved and arranged dating and marriage.
What happens is when a guy finds out a woman is quite older than him, it's a natural male instinct to turn it around on the woman as to make it appear SHE was after him, when in fact he was all wrong in his judgment and now is all embarrassed.

Anonymous said...


"What happens is when a guy finds out a woman is quite older than him, it's a natural male instinct to turn it around on the woman as to make it appear SHE was after him, when in fact he was all wrong in his judgment and now is all embarrassed."


No, what really happens in the PCG is that some horny old hag will spend week after week chasing after some younger single guy about a third of her own age and the younger single guy will spend week after week running away and trying to avoid the horny old PCG hag. The horny old PCG hag will put on a nice, sweet fake smile and voice to try to fool him, but will immediately explode in angry, satanic rage when the younger single guy politely declines her invitation to go over to her place. The horny old PCG hag will then pretend that she was just trying to "help" the younger single guy, and will complain about him and will really help to get him kicked out of the PCG. It seems to be a natural female instinct (at least in wicked women) to operate by lying and slandering.

The PCG is not a case of the guys being all bad and the women being all good. Many guys in the PCG were old sex maniacs, sex perverts, and predators. I noticed that too, and noted well ("marked") the ones who were serial fornicators, and the ones who wanted to divorce their wives so they could chase after other women and then pretend that they were doing it all for God. At the same time, the lying, slandering PCG hag women were old sex maniacs, sex perverts, and predators too. There was no getting around the fact that they just wanted to get their filthy old hands all over other people's young boys.

It turned out that the PCG did not seem to be about anything spiritual after all. The PCG turned out to be all about sexual depravity. The PCG cult was just a place where wicked people went to do evil to others and think that they could get away with it.

Joe Moeller said...

Well Britain:

In this virtually 100% male blog domain, there is no doubt that you would win the...

"MISS BANNED 2014"

...beauty contest if one was ever held.

Joe Moeller
Cody, WY
(2014 UCG Council - Write In Candidate)

Britain W. Stevenson said...

Anonymous
February 22, 2014 at 8:49 AM

No, what really happens in the PCG is that some horny old hag will spend week after week chasing after some younger single guy about a third of her own age and the younger single guy will spend week after week running away and trying to avoid the horny old PCG hag. The horny old PCG hag will put on a nice, sweet fake smile and voice to try to fool him, but will immediately explode in angry, satanic rage when the younger single guy politely declines her invitation to go over to her place. The horny old PCG hag will then pretend that she was just trying to "help" the younger single guy, and will complain about him and will really help to get him kicked out of the PCG. It seems to be a natural female instinct (at least in wicked women) to operate by lying and slandering...

HA! This is a new revelation to me. Sounds like this might have actually happened to this guy, or at least he knew of someone this happened to. I was speaking from experience also. I wish I could know the name of the horny old PCG hag. I may have known her, HA!
There was a lot of weird stuff going on behind the scenes I guess I didn't know about.
I guess if all that satanic stuff was happening to me, it must have been happening to everyone else also. You just couldn't talk about it because you were either disfellowshipped and >cut off< from the rest of >the clan< or just >afraid< to talk about it for >fear< that >THE GREAT GODS< at >HEADQUARTERS< would find out lol. Bunch of assholes!
And just think, I used to be shy and quiet. Well there comes a time you just ain't gonna take it no more.

(minushorny)old EXPCGhag said...


To: Retired Prof (wherever his comment went)...thanks!

To: Anonymous February 22, 2014 at 8:49 AM...I loved your old PCG hag story so much I'm using it as my new name, ha!

To: Joe Moeller...I resemble that remark!