Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Bitter Bob: Relax My Children, Hillary Clinton is NOT The Antichrist!



Whew!  I am glad Bitter Bob has set the record straight on Hillary Clinton!  Who knew!

Bitter Bob writes:

Some with Protestant ties have claimed that she is or will be the final Antichrist.

Is this true or even possible?

No.

The final Antichrist will be a man (cf. Revelation 13:11-18).

Bitter Bob fails to mention that there are many in Armstrongism who believe she will be the Antichrist too.  Armstrongism is always looking for the next boogeyman who will lead the world into damnation.  They seem giddy with anticipation that war, enslavement, pestilence, famine and a host of other calamities might be coming.  None of them ever seem to have the balls to do anything to stop a coming tragedy.  If they did so it would mess up their plan of salvation and how they think things should be.

The only thing we have witnesses so far are nut job Armstrongites who are leading people into thier own damnation.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Armstrongism is always looking for the next boogeyman who will lead the world into damnation. They seem giddy with anticipation that war, enslavement, pestilence, famine and a host of other calamities might be coming. None of them ever seem to have the balls to do anything to stop a coming tragedy. If they did so it would mess up their plan of salvation and how they think things should be."

And not without precedent either.

The Zionists who are busy trying to take land from the Palestinians for Israeli settlements are doing it because they think that the failure of Jews to "dwell in the land" completely is preventing the Messiah from returning, and they're trying to correct that "mistake."

It's a very Jewish thing, and to some extent, it is "natural" that we should expect some of that to have carried over into regular Christianity. But Armstrongists are not "regular Christians." They're Judaizing Christians. The way they think things should be is not too far removed from how these radical Zionists think the world should be. Of course, to a radical Jew, a Christian of any stripe is just one more goy. In the world as these Jews think it should be, they would give Christians, even Judaizing ones, no quarter. It would certainly be poetic justice if the Jewish Messiah were to return instead of the Christian one, and then Armstrongists would find out how it feels to be on the other end of that "rod of iron" they've been wet-dreaming about giving the world a beat-down with for their whole lives.

Black Ops Mikey said...

An argument could be made that Herbert Armstrong was the Antichrist.

But that would be wrong.

He was only the AntiJesus.

Just like all the CoHAM.

Assistant Deacon said...

Hillary is also NOT the next power forward for the New York Knicks.

Send your letters to...

Anonymous said...

Bob Thiel, when will you get the point, especially since you claim to be some sort of prophet? My point is: why do you continue to quote scriptures out of context and they have nothing to do with what you are talking about.

For example, you speak about some antichrist and said this about Hillary Clinton:

"... Some with Protestant ties have claimed that she is or will be the final Antichrist.

Is this true or even possible?

No.

The final Antichrist will be a man (cf. Revelation 13:11-18)..."

Bob, you don't like to quote the verses. You just cite the verses, perhaps hoping we won't look up those verses. A false prophet would do something like that. Let's look at Rev 13:11-18 and you tell us where it talks about any "antichrist," false or otherwise!!!!!!!!!!

Revelation 13:11"And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.
12 And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.
13 And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,
14 And deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.
15 And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.
16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six."

Bob Thiel, did you see the word "antichrist" in any one of those verses? No!

Become more familiar with God's Word and you will find the word "antichrist" elsewhere in other scriptures!

Here, I'll help you:

1 John 2:18 Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
1 John 4:3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
2 Jhno 1:7 For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.

And Bob, if that weren't enough, you may want to consider these verses before you conclude that some antichrist has to be a man

"The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name." Exodus 15:3

Is that "man" a man...or a spirit being?

"Yea, whiles I was speaking in prayer, even the man Gabriel..." Daniel 9:21

Is that man, Gabriel, a "man" or a spirit being?

And here's one from the New Testament:

"And he measured the wall thereof, an hundred and forty and four cubits, according to the measure of a man, that is, of the angel." Rev 21:17

Bob Thiel, sometimes when the word "man" is used it actually refers to a spirit being.

Remember them "two men" at the tomb of Christ. They were really angels, weren't they?

Anyway, I suggest that if you want to be some true prophet, then pay closer attention to the verses and make sure you know what you're talking about before you spew them out of your mouth...

John

Dr. Thielgood said...

Wow! I am so glad that we have Bitter Bob to keep us informed.

What would we do without his daily prophetic enlightening? I guess we'd follow Pack, Flurry, Weinland....like so many have.

Connie Schmidt said...

Bob is right! It is NOT Hillary...

Justin Bieber is the Anti-Christ!

old EXPCG hag said...

"Antichrist"

Seriously?

Any false prophet claiming to be over Christ's church is Antichrist!

Anonymous said...

He also claims on an article today (the Shroud of Turin one) that hair grows after death. After claiming he's a scientist in multiple articles. Um, Bob...