Friday, October 17, 2014

Giant Asteroid Will Cause Obama and Hillary To Take Over United States!



Bob Thiel sunk even further down the rabbit hole with a post he had up the other day.  He claims he received this information from a reader and that he does not agree with it.....YET.... he has to post it. Its stupid as hell to read and YET he posted it.  If he disagreed with it so much then why post it?  Its not like anyone in a COG would believe this kind of stuff!  Oh......wait................they do, so lets add more fuel to the fire!

The "news" Thiel was eager to post is that a giant asteroid was going to hit the earth causing a giant tsunami.  The force will be so strong that the United States will be literally split in half.  President Obama will then take over and run one of the half's while Hillary Clinton will take over and run the other half.

WTF??????????????????

DEAR SIR ,
SIGNS & EVIDENCE OF JESUS COMING. THIS PROVES JESUS IS REAL GOD GREAT ASTEROID GOING TO HIT AMERICA IN 2014 MANY MILLIONS WILL DIE.12 POINT EARTHQUAKE AND 1000 FT TSUNAMI. AMERICA WILL BE DIVIDED IN TWO PARTS IN THIS EVENT.MUSLIM TEMPLE DOME OF THE ROCK IN ISRAEL WILL BE DESTROYED IN 12 POINT EARTH QUAKE. THREE DAYS DARKNESS COVERING WHOLE WORLD.EVERY ONE REPENT FROM SINS COME TO JESUS. (REVIVAL AND TRIBULATION STARTS AFTER THIS EVENT)

PROTECTION OF THE EARTH IS REMOVED BY JESUS THE LAST DAYS OF THE EARTH STARTING. MANY MIRACLES AND MANY WILL COME TO JESUS AND MANY WILL ACCEPTS JESUS AS GOD.

ONE PART OF AMERICA WILL BE LEAD BY OBAMA AND OTHER PART WILL BE LEAD BY HILLARY CLINTON AFTER THIS EVENT OF ASTEROID HITTING….
AND OBAMA WILL BE SOON SHOT DEAD…………..THESE ALL ARE PROPHECY WHICH I HEARD IT FROM GODS PEOPLE…………

So whats Thiel's excuse in posting this?

So why bother to post about it?

Because there are many false and heretical leaders that lead people astray on biblical prophecy. And it is not just Protestant-type rapturists.
Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????????????????  What the hell is Bob Thiel?  He's a false heretical leader leading people astray!  Then to slap all other COG's across the face, Thiel points out that they are all IGNORANT morons that have no clue whatsoever about prophecy.
The Sardis and Laodicean Church of God groups do not understand prophecy, the work, enough of the truth, etc., and that is part of why they will have to go through the Great Tribulation. CG7, a group believed to represent Sardis, takes a preterist view that basically most end time prophecies were fulfilled long ago and are for the past. The Laodiceans have so many prophetic misunderstandings, that unless they repent and change (Revelation 3), they will not possibly know when the Great Tribulation will start until it is too late.

Of course Thiel and his little cult have all the answers to this dilemma.  He even points them towards an article on Petra.......which is about as stupid as the meteor splitting the coutnry in two and Obama and Hillary taking over.

Armstrongism..............never dull...........and completely daft!





10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love the ALL CAPS. It's like he's actually yelling it from the pulpet.

Anonymous said...

If a giant asteroid hit the earth, we all would be history.

http://users.tpg.com.au/users/tps-seti/climate.htm

k-baradanikto said...

Who gets which half? Can I have a piece? I just want a little slice of Florida. You say it will be under water? I don't care...

Byker Bob said...

Thiel just enjoys the attention someone shows him by emailing him such tripe as if he is some sort of authority whose opinion actually matters.

BB

Corky said...

Well great Caesar's ghost...what will come from this false profits mouth next?

What an idiotic bunch this splinter of Armstrongism has become. Why don't they just get a real job and leave town? Not necessarily in that order either. Sheesh!

Redfox712 said...

Yes. That letter was really bizarre all right.

It reminds of one letter PCG published in the July 2014 issue of The Philadelphia Trumpet.

So this man apparently thinks the Iron Curtain fell in order to spread Communism.

He seems to think the Iron Curtain did not actually fall. Try telling that to the Communist dictators who got kicked out of power.

"Great article about the fall of the Iron Curtain and fall of the Soviet Empire .... This supposed fall of the Iron Curtain was also a covert way of spreading of the Communist ideology (socialist-leftist) throughout the world. Look at America today: Through Communist beliefs, the old Soviets have accomplished more to destroy America by stealth than by military might. It reminds me of Hitler’s methodology compared to the EU’s, of military might versus undemocratic stealth, to form the final revived Holy Roman Empire."

PCG thought this bizarre drivel was worth printing? Guess it just shows how out of touch with reality PCG's leaders are.

Sweetblood777 said...

The only reason that I could come up with as to why he would post such nonsense is to make his predictions look credible.

To say that people would land up in the Great Tribulation because they didn't understand prophecy, really takes the cake.

Talk about being punished because they didn't quite get it, is nothing more than fear religion.

old EXPCG hag said...

"Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy Man!"

signed,
Eric (I don't
blab any drab gab)
King


Richard said...

Freedom of speech truly is an amazing thing. Maybe this blog should submit something to Dr. Thiel.

Any P.R. beats no P.R. - right?

Anonymous said...

Dear Jesus,
Thank you for Bob Thiel.
He makes me laugh.
Please make him say more crazy things.
Luv,
Jorge Mario Bergoglio