Monday, November 10, 2014

Preparing for the last Feast of Tabernacles 2015 in Cincinnati Ohio

Cincinnati, Ohio - a foretaste of what the kingdom will look like...



Ron Weinland's personalty cult is in the process of registering for what will be their last Feast of Tabernacles in this dispensation of Armstrongism.  Weinland has been preparing his rapidly dwindling group of followers that his god has revealed much to him and that "Jesus" is ready to come back and kick ass next fall.  This coming year from the Feast 2014 to the Feast 2015 has been declared the Year of Dedication by Weinland as he prepares for the tribulation.  The seven trumpets have already sounded and his god is now preparing his followers to be rulers and Kings in Weinalnd's mythical kingdom.

Weinland is so sure that this will be the last Feast that he is allowing members to attend anywhere they want to go as long as they have the funds.  Those destinations though have shrunk down to only four locations worldwide.  With the continuing exodus of members out of his personalty cult due to his incarceration and the loony rantings of his wife Weinland has had to close down numerous sites.

Cult followers will only be able to attend in Cincinnati, Ohio, Gold Coast of Australia, Niagara Fall's Canada and a location in the Netherlands.  I can't imagine spending eight days in Cincinnati as a foretaste of the Kingdom!

Weinland has scared the crap out of his members over the last few years so much so that many are afraid to travel long distances from their homes in case the shit hits the fan while they are at the Feast.

Consolidated Feast Sites
We are consolidating a lot of sites for this coming year. As a result, the Church will be helping some who are most affected by the need to travel a lot of extra distance in order to attend the site closest to them. However, not all will be able to receive such assistance. There also will be some who may receive assistance for travel, but it may not be the full amount of travel expenses that they will incur. This information is being sent out early so that you can begin making plans, which will include financial ones, so that you can start preparing now, seeking extra work you might be able to pick up, and/or to save extra in order to insure you can attend.

By consolidating sites, we also recognize that due to age and/or factors of health that hamper mobility that there will be more individuals who will not be able to attend this next year. However, God will bless those individuals with an extra measure of help and spiritual strength as they seek to glean all that they can from the messages of the Feast.

For any who will be traveling long distances, above all things, do not make early airline reservations unless you have the money in hand to do so, as such funds are not refundable if you have a change in plans or do not receive the full assistance you need for travel. We will have an early sign-up for the Feast. Hopefully the information on all sites will be out before the end of this year, and then you can begin to make lodging reservations right away.

Anyone who desires to attend an international site should feel comfortable and free to do so. This is being stated because sometimes in the past there has often been some reluctance to travel far from home because of uncertainty about when tribulation might begin that might prevent one from returning home. After the last post, it should be clear that any physical destruction from the sounding of the trumpets cannot begin until some point after the Year of Dedication is over.

Those who plan on traveling to the Gold Coast in Australia, lodging reservations need to be made as soon as possible since there are other activities taking place in that region that are already resulting in fast booking of available lodging. If you are going there you will need to contact Wayne Matthews right away to get what you need concerning the meeting location and lodging information.

It has been decided that there will be no Feast site in New Zealand this year. There will only be the one in Australia on the Gold Coast for everyone in that region of the world.

Another area being consolidated is in Europe, as there will only be a single site in the Netherlands and there will not be one in the United Kingdom.

The site in the Niagara Falls, Canada region will remain the same. Just as a side note to any in the States who might want to attend that site, please be advised that you must have passports in order to cross-over into Canada.

There will only be one site in the United States and that will be in the Cincinnati area. It will be at the same location as last year, except that by the time of the Feast, the entire hotel will have been renovated. There will be no site in Hawaii, or any other location in the U.S.

That makes only four Feast sites to choose from for this coming year, which includes the Gold Coast of Australia, the Netherlands, Canada, and the Cincinnati area. So you have some decisions that you will need to make concerning this next year, as we plan on having our sign-up for the Feast to be out by the end of the year, and we are requesting that everyone sign up as quickly as possible for planning purposes. Any who fail to sign up early and then have need for assistance to attend will not receive assistance. It is highly needful that everyone sign up early.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

He'd be more accurate to declare the year 2015 as "Another year of Weinland crap"!....

Or, "2015- The year the Silent Witness stuffs even more jewelry up her ass."

Or, "Vroom Vroom 2015, the kids like getting ice cream in a sporty BMW."

Or, "2015- lookin' for someone new to bang Audra!"

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many more men Audra will throw under the bus to clime her way to the top?

She is already screening what men in the cult preach. If the money laundress doesn't approve, it doesn't get preached.

She's divorced one husband to get more money so I wonder how long husband #2 will stick around.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if some of those feast sites will even be needed. I can't imagine that there are that many people left, and they must be having second thoughts as it is.

It's not an insignificant amount of money to travel and stay in another country. Something tells me there will be little or no monetary assistance.

Byker Bob said...

Well, this whole thing is just a travesty. As I commented over on Mike DDTFA's site, I'm sure that something has been blown by this point in time. I'm just not at all sure that it was one of Revelation's trumpets. It probably bears more resemblance to a flute.

BB

Corky said...

Why not just set up a tent in your backyard and watch videos of HWA on your laptop or iPhone? Save time, money, wear and tear on your family car. And, if you forgot to bring something, you can just go in the house and get it.

I mean if you are not going to Jerusalem or some other place in the Levant where "god placed his name" - then why bother to go anywhere?

EX-PCG said...

Ron Weinland is so crazy...that he makes Flurry look sane!

Connie Schmidt said...

Weinland will be released in August 2016, so the next FOT in 2015 will probably be the last one that "The Prophet" will be missing out on.

Since he will likely be on probation once he gets out, it is convenient that the FOT will be in Cincy, as he will likely have restrictions placed on him for going out of state.

Anonymous said...

"It probably bears more resemblance to a flute."

According to the Proverbs, it's more like Satan's fart.

Chuckles said...

EX-PCG; You are half right anyway, but the part about making Flurry look sane is just not possible.

Anonymous said...

"That makes only four Feast sites to choose from for this coming year, which includes the Gold Coast of Australia, the Netherlands, Canada, and the Cincinnati area. So you have some decisions that you will need to make concerning this next year, as we plan on having our sign-up for the Feast to be out by the end of the year, and we are requesting that everyone sign up as quickly as possible for planning purposes. Any who fail to sign up early and then have need for assistance to attend will not receive assistance. It is highly needful that everyone sign up early."

I guess that makes my decision easy. This is my formal sign-up notification that I won't be signing up!

Could you even imagine 10 or 11 2-hour Weinland church services crammed into 8 days? I'd need some festival assistants monitoring me just to prevent my last not-so-great day coming in advance of their last great day, because I'd already shot myself in the head. Just imagine, all of eternity could be like that. Oh the humanity!

If anything has been blown by now, it's the ruse that Ron and Laura are the two insignificant witnesses, neither of whom are doing any witnessing, and of whom nobody outside of Armstrongism has ever even heard.

Anonymous said...

Are you serious, their all crazy… Let them go to Jerusalem, if they can get there. Then they can carry-on with all their eccentric behavior and beliefs their. They will defiantly not be back. Then they'll hear the trumpets alright. So sad, interesting though, can you picture the COG leaders professing were the one true church there, amongst the Isis militant's. Sure, that will work. Reality Check, for sure...