Sunday, February 22, 2015

Elijah Passover Pack Making Claims His Life and Parentage Is Parallel to John the Baptist


The Holy Family of Elijah Passover Pack

Elijah Passover Dave is claiming his genealogy is parallel with John the Baptist and that his EXTRAORDINARY parents form a parallel to John's parents.

Being born to such extraordinary parents Elijah Passover Dave is just one step from proclaiming his was immaculately conceived!

 My name is Passover, and that's likely Levitical; kind of an interesting parallel to me. But John's father is introduced as a "certain priest," meaning a regular priest or person, not a high priest. John's mother must have also been descended from David; she, again, shared the same Jewish roots as Mary. My actual genealogy might be a kind of parallel, and I've wondered if my extraordinary parents form a parallel with John's in some way. The angel Gabriel told Zachariah of John's coming, or Elijah's coming – the first Elijah – and miracles surrounded the birth. Now, John's parents are obviously much honored in scripture; they must have been unusual to have been given John as their only child and coming at a great age.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's nice, Dave.

Now will you shut up and come celebrate Mardi Gras like a real human being?

Black Ops Mikey said...

With any luck, he'll be beheaded.

Anonymous said...

Did you catch that Dave? Gabriel came and talked with the parents. There is no indication they made a big deal about it either. A light should be turning on here Dave. God didn't send anyone to you. And start making shit up after you read this, and we all know you do. You have that much of an ego. You just start squirming in your seat when people talk about you -- good or bad.

Ken Wicks said...

Baby Dave was manufactured on the back lot of the old United Artists movie studio on the set used to make Elmer Gantry!

Byker Bob said...

When you say this stuff about yourself, for certain it is all self-serving bullshit. Self-effacing messengers do not need to spike a God-given message with such testimony, as the message, and the support or witness of God speak for themselves.

Who even cares who or what Dave is or was? God and Jesus alone are special. Dave is not behaving or seeing himself as their servant, he is seeing himself as some sort of aggrandized one. That tells you everything you need to know about his so-called message!

BB

Black Ops Mikey said...

The wonderful world tomorrow -- what will it be like under... David Pack?

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

Dave Packatolla said, "My actual genealogy might be a kind of parallel, and I've wondered if my extraordinary parents form a parallel with John's in some way"

MY COMMENT - And some of us have wondered if you are smoking some of those funny looking weed cigarettes or perhaps nipping at the bottle when we hear you talk of your life as if it were the Biblical parallel to John the Baptist.

How do you spell "Delusional" Dave?

Richard

Anonymous said...

Get to the endgame already, Dave. You're the Jesus. Better yet, you're a special end-time apocalyptic Jesus like Jim Jones, David Koresh, or Marshall Applewhite.

PRO-TIP for RCG Passover-takers this year: Don't drink the wine.

Anonymous said...

i was wondering what is the source for all these quotations.....

Anonymous said...

Black Ops Mikey! LMAO!

NO2HWA said...

These quotes are all from sermon #3 that Pack gave recently.

Byker Bob said...

These guys are always looking for biblical parallels, so here is one which seems appropriate.

When Herod the Great died, his kingdom was not passed along to one single heir. It became divided, and went to the tetrarchs, four smaller-kingdom rulers. Unfortunately for Dave, the recent creation of COGWA made it so that he has lost tetrarch status, if indeed his RCG was ever statistically amongst the top four ACOGs to begin with.

BB

Anonymous said...

BB, I think the only parallel that Pack could possiblyl fit into, in the Bible, is Balaam's jackass. And that is being generous.

Anonymous said...

"BB, I think the only parallel that Pack could possiblyl fit into, in the Bible, is Balaam's jackass. And that is being generous. "

Now now, let's not besmirch the memory of Balaam's ass. A jackass is male, Balaam's ass was female.
Look it up!

Ronco