Saturday, March 7, 2015

David Passover Pack: Disappointed that nitpickers don't appreciate the TIME he puts into his sermons!

Passover Dave's mantra

Poor Passover Dave.  He has pastored thousands and thousands of people over the decades and they are nothing more than a bunch of nitpicking whiners who fail to appreciate the amount of time he takes to prepare for his sermons.  Ungrateful bastards! It's hard work being a Elijah but someone has to do it!

Sermon 2:  1:45

 A very few have left, but it's in their interest to tell those kinds of stories. Maybe a few will leave, but I doubt very many, and if they do they're idolaters, they should leave. Look, when God brings a very pure remnant over here, do we want people here who understand, for instance, the "common" doctrine? They're gonna have to make decisions on short notice. We have people who've sat here for years and rejected it, or people who've sat here for years and heard about the remnant and rejected it, should they stay here, and others have to make a relatively quick decision over a period of weeks once this prophecy breaks? They shouldn't be allowed to stay, they need to move on. I still believe there'll be very, very few. But some of these who've left, and others out there, will almost certainly say, "We've got him now, he's claiming to be Elijah, he's a megalomaniac!" or whatever. They will use and fan emotion in the hopes that people will not remember the avalanche of facts heard today. And the splinters will not grasp or hear this in any great measure because of thousands of poisonous tares all through them until God just separates them. Nitpickers need reasons to refuse understanding. I almost hope I gave them something real or just perceived to leave; if they're a nitpicker they're gonna leave. I've been watching this for decades; I've pastored thousands and thousands of people. There is a lot here. Just try to imagine the hours spent preparing these sermons. It may not be perfect in every detail. May the natural born nitpickers find those things, criticize me and leave so we don't    
have to put up with them anymore. If you can't find something, make sump'n up – I'm having fun here – there, uh oh, there I sound like Elijah again mocking them. But there may also be important or even vital points

4 comments:

Byker Bob said...

He's got a weird definition of restoring. It appears that he defines restoring as infusing himself into everything that he possibly can. For me, that ruins it all. I'd rather be forced to listen to rap music!

BB

Anonymous said...


“Just try to imagine the hours spent preparing these sermons.”

Hours? What hours? I thought DCP had previously said that all these ideas--(in)complete even with dozens of so-called proofs--all just suddenly exploded into his thoughts before breakfast, without him ever having considered them before at all even for one moment.

Maybe the Devil was using DCP's mouth to gain credit for all the time and effort that he and the demons had put into this scam.


Anonymous said...

"For me, that ruins it all. I'd rather be forced to listen to rap music!"


Let's see...

Choosing between following Pack or being forced to listen to rap music...

That's a tough one- kinda like choosing between slugs and maggots!

Ronco

Anonymous said...

"How long we bore with them, I wish I could've gotten rid of them sooner, they turned out to be worse than we thought ... Maybe a few will leave, but I doubt very many, and if they do they're idolaters, they should leave. Look, when God brings a very pure remnant over here, do we want people here who understand, for instance, the "common" doctrine? ... They shouldn't be allowed to stay, they need to move on ... Nitpickers need reasons to refuse understanding. I almost hope I gave them something real or just perceived to leave; if they're a nitpicker they're gonna leave ... [These sermons] may not be perfect in every detail. May the natural born nitpickers find those things, criticize me and leave so we don't have to put up with them anymore."

I think it's funny how he's saying good riddance to all these "nitpickers" who had the good sense to scatter. To me it sounds very butthurt after he's been saying his god was going to bring all the scattered "nitpickers" into his fold—but never did—so now it's suddenly about "a very pure remnant"? Whatever happened to those months and months of planning to bring all those unwashed COG masses into his fold? Butthurt, I tell you.