Monday, June 29, 2015

Philadelphia Church of God Students Training In Adobe Products This Summer For Final Pre-Trib Push?


The above is a screen shot of PCG's public Facebook page.  It shows a group of students learning to use various programs of Adobe creative products.  Apparently these kids are being training for the "final push" as the tribulation is just a few clicks away. 

Only in Armstrongism can a person link computer training to the tribulation.  If the tribulation does hit as they claim, none of those kids or anyone else is going to be sitting at a computer  working on Photoshop or Illustrator.  Unless of course, Gerald Flurry has conned the Jordanian government into installing electricity and computer banks in Petra so they can all work from there.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm...you have erred. It is the study n training in "A-doopy products" not Adobe, they undertake . Big diff.

Anonymous said...

Why are you complaining? Training in Adobe products is probably the most useful real world job training these kids will see in two or four years at PCGU.

Connie Schmidt said...

Well if they are going to go to PETRA, then they will need training in Adobe.

Adobe brick making that is!

Anonymous said...

Living in Edmond and being in the PCG for over 20 years, I get to see the poor badtards that have graduated often. And when I say often, I mean that they're now working at Lowes, Ross, McDonalds, PetSmart, etc. some even bag my groceries. All that singing and land aping they learned in college is really paying off for them.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Anon above. I recently exited the PCG cult a year ago. I have seen so much evil and perversion here at Edmond. The behavior of the ministry, the wives, the members. Disgusting! I'd rather have friends in the world than the creepy F**ks that are in the PCG! Mind numb robots!
A couple years ago a creepy F**k Ken Jeffries that used to edit the Trumpet, horribly molested and raped a retarded girl named DeeDee. They suspended him for 2 years and suspended her indefinitely. But shhhhhhhh! Don't talk about it, and it will go away! Just remember the Bacon family.......

Anonymous said...

I hear a lot of bashing regarding Brian (Asshole) Davis, but what about Gareth Fraser? And Wayne Turgeon. Both are complete sexist Pigs! Gareth seems to be attracted to the homosexual men in the church. He puts them all in ministerial training, even before they're Deacons. He has nothing but contempt for his wife. He always complains in public about her weight. Uses that as an excuse for not having sex with her. Ethan even told my wife and I at dinner one time, that his Dad John Amos was crazy and had other children and major problems. Ethan even told us he won't watch the news or ANY world events. Said his Dad made him paranoid. Brian David told my wife she was a feminist because we didn't have kids. Said God would punish her for her rebellion. She has health problems she was born with that didn't allow for her to have children!!!! Not one day of our 21 years together have I ever thought she was feminist!
Brian Davis, Hareth Fraser and Wayne Turgeon are all assholes!

Anonymous said...

As someone who hires in IT, I'm really torn over whether I would consider hiring someone with Herbert Armstrong College on their resume. On one hand I wouldn't want to blackball someone over something they may have had no control over (I can visualize kids attending that place only under the duress of being disowned from their families) but on the other it's hard to imagine that the environment of forced conformity, discouragement of critical thinking and contempt for the scientific method could turn out the type of tech or developer who would be an asset to us.

Anonymous said...

Gareth seems to be attracted to the homosexual men in the church. He puts them all in ministerial training, even before they're Deacons.

Now I'm wondering what "ministerial training" is like, and whether the trainees should wear a sports cup over their wiener (or hiney) before attending ministerial training sessions.