Friday, August 5, 2016

James Malm and Jonathan Bell...Two of Canada's More Questionable Exports


Canada has exported many wonderful things to the States, but unfortunately a few stinkers too.

Remember Jonathan Bell, the screaming public access minister?  No one listened to him.  No one sent him money. No one believed his message.  Women ignored him.

Listening to his comments it reminds us of another Canadian export, James Malm.  The similarities are striking in the things they both say.

ht: to reader here

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious as to the comparison. It is so spot on. I had forgotten about Screaming Boy, the preacher.

Connie said...

You had better be careful! Since Malm is God's only true prophet preaching the law, he will call fire down from heaven to consume you! Remember, you CANNOT mock God's anointed and get away with it!

Anonymous said...

I would give Bell money before I would send a dime to Malm.

Anonymous said...

Not afraid of mocking Zeus. Not afraid of mocking Ahura Mazda. Not afraid of mocking Quetzalcoatl. Not afraid of mocking Hunab Ku. Not afraid of mocking Odin. Not afraid of mocking Lord Brahma. Not afraid of mocking Shangdi. Not afraid of mocking Odin. Not afraid of mocking Marduk. Not afraid of mocking Baal Hadad. Not afraid of mocking Yahweh. Not afraid of mocking El Elyon. Not afraid of mocking Amun-Ra. Not afraid of mocking Dushara. Not afraid of mocking Bondye. Not afraid of mocking Olorun. Not afraid of mocking Dagda. Not afraid of mocking Tāne. Not afraid of mocking Angwusnasomtaka. Not afraid of mocking Teshub. Not afraid of mocking Zalmoxis.

None of them exist. They are all the products of the imagination of the superstitious ancients.

Connie Schmidt said...

NOTE TO BANNED and all readers:

I am not responsible for the fake "Connie" comment above at 3:39 PM

Sweetblood777 said...

He sounds like a squealing pig. How does he expect even the most stupid to pay any attention to him as a serious contender?

Bell if you read this, it would be wise to commit yourself to a clinic.

NO2HWA said...

I assume it is a different "Connie." Maybe it is Constance and she has seen the light!

Byker Bob said...

Hey, Fake Connie @ 3:39: tell your boyfriend that BB says "Go up, thou bald head!"

BB

Anonymous said...

Bell the minister is definitely a square peg in a round hole. He's like a court jester.

Perhaps Connie Schmidt can sign off her comments with "The real-thing, non-fake Connie." Ha ha.

RSK said...

Okay, then have him call down fire. Go ahead. We're waiting.

RSK said...

Still waiting...

RSK said...

C'mon, Connie. Cry aloud, for he is a god, perhaps he is sleeping...

Byker Bob said...

Still waiting for Yogi and Boo Boo!

BB

Anonymous said...

...if Louie Anderson and Glenn Beck had a son!