Sunday, March 5, 2017

Dave Pack: The Church has always been full of wizards and spell-casters




Dave has been really frustrated that thousands of COG members still have not jumped ship to join his superfantabulous Church of God.  He has racked his brain for years trying to figure out why no one seems to care.  Apparently the light came on in his empty head.  His god has deliberately kept people out and is only letting in a hand selected few.  These hand selected few are vital to run the new world government that Dave and his "jesus" are setting up in their First Dominion.  Just let your mind wander a few minutes and realize that some of those batshit crazy RCG members will be in charge of the First Dominion.  They will be the rulers of cities and planets.  The teachers.  Heaven help humanity!

I could not understand why, when we had everything that they professed that they wanted back. Here it is, all back again. The wonderment of the golden age of Philadelphia is all back. Where were they? Why weren’t they coming? Why didn’t we hear the sound of their feet like thunder entering our halls all over the world? But we didn’t…just trickle, trickle, trickle…here one, there one…here three, there two, there five…one, one, one…five, five, two, two. That’s the way it’s been for, now, many years.
But now we understand. I repeat…now we understand they weren’t going to come unless Christ handpicked them, because he deemed them important to the establishing of His government, because there was enough there to work with. And brethren, don’t let that puff you up, but there’s no other reason why we’re here—and be very, very thankful, because there, but for the grace of God, go we, in terms of what those in all the other places are going to have to endure.
I knew He wanted to keep many out. I never understood, until recently, how it was that He kept them out, and He tells us through Paul, in II Timothy, in these two perilous times, that wizards would arise—eventually weighty wolves, not sparing the flock. And it would get worse and worse. Not evil men will arise and get worse and worse, and wizards will come after that, meaning just three of them, but there’d been a long series of them. But they are goēs…they’re always goēs, wizards—spell-casters.

7 comments:

Byker Bob said...

LOL! Dave's just got to find some way to explain away his lack of success as a splinter leader. People avoid his church because he's got an international reputation for being a merciless tyrant.

BB

Anonymous said...

With Dave's terminal case of narcissism, authoritarian tendencies, and penchant for telling whoppers, maybe he oughta consider a run for president...

Anonymous said...


“I could not understand why, when we had everything that they professed that they wanted back. Here it is, all back again. The wonderment of the golden age of Philadelphia is all back. Where were they? Why weren’t they coming? Why didn’t we hear the sound of their feet like thunder entering our halls all over the world?”--DCP


Maybe because some former WCG members wanted to hold on to what HWA had taught them rather than go along with yet more massive doctrinal changes slipped in by yet another raging false prophet.

David Pack just pretended for a little while to be restoring everything that the WCG under HWA had taught so that he could attract former WCG members and their wallets--and their savings accounts, and their retirement plans, and their houses, and all their other possessions. After David Pack suckered in some of these people, he started to change everything in the most outrageous ways, such as by saying that they had to hand over to him everything they had--“or no salvation if you don't.” This “common theft” trick then got used as a “proof” for David Pack's next trick of claiming that he, rather than HWA, must be Elijah, and is therefore free to change, delete, and make up whatever doctrines he wants to.

Such “bait and switch” tricks can get very dirty and cruel. The victims often end up destitute. David Pack does all his own evil in the name of God to really mess with the minds of his victims. The sincere people who trusted David Pack in the early days of his RCG got burned very badly. At this late date, however, there is no reason for anyone else to trust David Pack or believe anything he says.

Anonymous said...

Dave Pack. Level 666 Chaotic Evil Warlock/Thief.

That explains much!

Minimalist said...


Everything's in place: the Mail Processing Center (never mind that people don't use mail anymore)
And the Male Processing Center (for inquisition & re-induction of perfidious Ministers)

Anonymous said...



“The wonderment of the golden age of Philadelphia is all back.”--DCP


No, it is not.

The dark age of the Laodicea era is now here, complete with raging false prophets like David Pack and Gerald Flurry who lie and steal like demoniacs.

After David Pack is done with his victims, they really will be “wretched, miserable, poor, blind, and naked.” They will be left burned out and destitute.

Black Ops Mikey said...

Samuel told Saul "For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry."

For his rebellion against the Church of God Seventh Day, that would make Herbert Armstrong a warlock. It also explains his idolatry.

What's Pack's excuse as Grand Wizard of Wadsworth?