Thursday, March 30, 2017

I Wish I Had 6-20 Hours to Be Able To Sit In Front Of All COG Members And Answer Questions...



...and then they would join me because of all the amazing truths I would tell them  Dave Pack is letting his mind wander again.  The overwhelming majority of COG members would rather trot to the lake of fire on a fast horse with a porcupine saddle than sit for 6 - 20 hours listening to his delusional mind babble on.  On top of all that, he apparently envisions himself a modern day Paul.

I wish I could sit down face to face with the whole church for about six hours and have what Paul did in Acts 20…went so long, Eutychus fell and killed himself, if you know the story. [laughter] I wouldn’t want that part, but we’d just resurrect him if that happened, I guess, like Paul did, and go on. But I wish I could have 6 or 10 or 20 hours with all the thousands of God’s people around the world—in one place—and just answer questions…just a giant Q&A session. I wish I could. There’s no way to do that, but let’s hold a survey for a moment about what we’ve learned. Go back to the subject of questions, and let’s ask a question before we get into the sermon. Would anyone rather I did not give so much detail? Should I leave points and details out? You know, less material, just less material?

8 comments:

Connie Schmidt said...

I wish that Pack could have 6 or 10 or 20 hours testifying in front of a Jury in the CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM!

DennisCDiehl said...

"I wish I could sit down face to face with the whole church for about six hours"

I wish I could sit down face to face with you Dave, with the whole church watching, for about six hours and have a chat .

DennisCDiehl said...

Apostle Pack: "Would anyone rather I did not give so much detail? Should I leave points and details out? You know, less material, just less material? "

Yes, Mr. Sorebutt. You raised your hand first..."

Mr. Sorebutt: "Yes sir and thank you giving me the opportunity to say that ,Yes, I'd prefer you leave out lots of details and give way less material . It's just too much and frankly, well...reminds me of Gerald Waterhouse being so sure of Mr. Urmstrong being and doing this and that as well as Christ doing and thinking this and that about Mr. Urmstrong."

Mr. Pack: " Thank you Mr. Sorebutt. Come out thou foul spirit!!!! I'd like to ask the deacons to escort Mr. Sorebutt out of the building. Brethren, we are not to fellowship with demons who come just to disrupt and be contentious."

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

NO2HWA said, The overwhelming majority of COG members would rather trot to the lake of fire on a fast horse with a porcupine saddle than sit for 6 - 20 hours listening to his (Dave Pack) delusional mind babble on.

MY COMMENT - LMAO! Now that was too funny!

The sad thing is that delusional Dave Packatolla is probably clueless as to how much of a source of entertainment he is for the Armstrong Church of God bowel movement. Does anyone really take him seriously?

Richard
Lake of Fire Church of God

anonymous63 said...

I say that Dave and COG splinters company, are not "a source of entertainment" but more a source of pain, suffering, misery, grief, confusion, broken homes, depression, mental breakdowns, and severely damaged lives.

Byker Bob said...

I wish that in service to God and Jesus Christ, he'd take a vow of silence. That'd be just awesome!

BB

Anonymous said...

just 10 minutes of listening to him would guarantee that no one from any of the splinters would ever join his "church".....

Anonymous said...

David Pack Is An A** Hole.