Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Philadelphia Church of God Money Problems: Gerald Flurry's Desire For A Jet = The Malone's Swan Song?




From a PCG source:

The Malone's Swan Song? 
My source recently informed me that Gerald Flurry is cutting back on the Performances at Armstrong Auditorium. Apparently future plans to produce/bankroll any of Ryan Malone's Musical extravaganzas now takes a back seat in Flurry's mad quest to buy a used private Jet. The recent crash and burn of "The Widow's Mite" and it's poor box office proceeds and public interest has convinced Flurry to severely cut back on the Edmond Elites River dancing fun. Could the negative Publicity surrounding Flurry's River-dancing excesses exposed by Anti-PCG blogs/websites be finally taking its toll on the troubled Prophets mind? Is this a good excuse to drop a embarrassing money drain that is not all that popular with the exploited non-Edmond PCG sheep? Why fund musicals to half empty auditoriums? 
Flurry had also said in the Sermon that the PCG has some qualified church members who work or have worked in the field of Aviation and that they would serve to maintain Flurry's private jet. There maybe a possibility that the PCG will have its own PCG pilots to fly Flurry around the world and PCG ground crews to maintain the Jet in flying order. Of course there will be no shortage of potential Stewardesses (Armstrong College coeds?) to serve the top ranking PCG male leaders as they take their message around the world. This use of only PCG members to man Flurry's Jet will apparently reduce the cost to the Church as they would not have to contract out with a "worldly" firm. 
The Key of David will also be axed from some "unproductive" stations. It seems the PCG rates the productivity of a TV station by how much money and solicitations for Literature they receive. As some have already said Gerard Flurry's is no Garner Ted and his very poor, uninspiring, and lackluster pretense as the main Key of David presenter is the chief handicap to getting more interest in the show worked up. 
There are whispers amongst the PCG members on Flurry's recent demand from the Pulpit. Most of the more sensible non-kool aid drinking people are asking "How can we afford a Plane"? However the hard core Flurryites are ecstatic that old 6-pack will be following in HWAs footsteps and will be the catalyst for the PCG to finally go to their Petra reward. Flurry was wise to throw the PETRA bone the the PCG members at the same time he asked for a Private Jet. Carrot and a Stick?

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dang! This has taken all of the joy out of attending these magnificent stage productions. No longer will we be able to sit there and listen to Paula screech and warble. I am so disappointed!

Anonymous said...

Flurry claims to have church members who can maintain his jet. Free slave labor is more like it. Students will be required to keep the jet clean, the hanger clean. Coeds will be fighting to be stewardesses so they can serve God's most important man as he flies first class around the world. Pretty soon we will hear about the sexcapades of the leader, his son and other bad boys from Edmond.

Hoss said...

In my first year in WCG, I remember the minister said how the Work was in financial trouble and "We may have to sell the Falcon". I was really thinking small, I thought he meant the minister's Ford Falcon.
WCG in financial trouble talks about selling a private jet, PCG in financial trouble and insists on buying one...

Anonymous said...

I wonder about the in-flight alcohol selection. Dom Perignon, or Budweiser?

Anonymous said...

For travel in the USA why not join Jetsuite?

https://www.jetsuite.com/why-be-member

Anonymous said...

Guess I am missing something. Paula Malone can sing? Ha!

RSK said...

More to the point, IIRC, HWA got access to political offices via Leopold III at first, then via philantropy.
If Flurry cant even afford a private jet, how's he going to throw money around to gain those audiences?

Anonymous said...

Yes, he had sent out a letter on February 3 per a PCG friend of mine saying God is behind the plane purchase and they will cut back on TV stations that don't bring them much viewing as well as on the concert series. He said in the letter the plane is needed is to meet with Jeroboam (Trump) and other world leaders as HwA did back in the 80's.

Anonymous said...

Since when do "professional" singers use iPads during concert performances? Tacky beyond belief! But this is a Church of God after all. Tacky is its middle name.

EX-PCG said...

This is such B.S. There is no way that most countries will ever let Gerald Flurry or anyone else from PCG enter into there country. This is not the 70's or 80's. Can you imagine Flurry meeting with someone from Egypt, China, or Turkey?

They don't seem to have enough money to pay there way in? Can they buy an open door? Stay tuned....

Anonymous said...

I understand that a new AirForce One is being built for Jereboam ,I mean President Trump.Now if Jerry plays his cards right he may even,when he meets the Donald,talk a deal and get the old one at a bargain basement price.It's called the art of the deal Jerry.
And it will be large enough to fly all HQ staff to Petra when the time comes.
Of course we will save First Class for you.
Of course.

Anonymous said...

"Of course there will be no shortage of potential Stewardesses (Armstrong College coeds?) to serve the top ranking PCG male leaders as they take their message around the world."

A spelling correction seems to be in order. They will take their MASSAGE (not message) around the world. Isn't that what Herbie did? Take his daughter and a dildo on board?

Connie Schmidt said...

SING ALONG TIME !

Sing to the Tune "The Letter" by the BoxTops 1967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toBl4rvTgs8

Gimme that tithe for an airplane...

Gerry Ain't got time to take a fast train...

Loony days are on, I'm mortgaging the home...
Flurry , just-a wrote me a letter!

I don't care how much money he gotta spend...

Got to give to Edmund again...

Loony days are on, I'm a-mortgaging my' home...
Flurry, just-a wrote me a letter!

Well, he wrote me a letter...

Said he couldn't live without the jet no more...

Listen mister, can't you see I got to give bucks...
To Flurry once-a more!
Anyway, yeah!



Connie Schmidt said...

SING ALONG TIME !

Sing to the Tune "The Letter" by the BoxTops 1967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toBl4rvTgs8

Gimme that tithe for an airplane...

Gerry Ain't got time to take a fast train...

Loony days are on, I'm mortgaging the home...
Flurry , just-a wrote me a letter!

I don't care how much money he gotta spend...

Got to give to Edmund again...

Loony days are on, I'm a-mortgaging my' home...
Flurry, just-a wrote me a letter!

Well, he wrote me a letter...

Said he couldn't live without the jet no more...

Listen mister, can't you see I got to give bucks...
To Flurry once-a more!
Anyway, yeah!



Henry Bemis said...

I wonder if the City of Edmond will let brother jerry fly his private jet out of the cult compound's air strip? Does anybody know the take off length for a Lear/Gulfstream type jet? I think they probably would have to lengthen the airstrip and pave it with asphalt.
How would the local non-PCG Edmonites like to hear the roving Prophet roaring overhead as he takes his message around the word?

Henry Bemis said...

Connie Schmidt - Thank you for those Lyrics. Laugh my pants off.

Anonymous said...

FYI - Check out this listing of used jet planes.

http://www.controller.com/listings/aircraft/for-sale/category/3/jet-aircraft

Anonymous said...

If Mr. Flurry needs a jet for a short undeveloped runway, he needs the new Pilatus PC24. Certification expected by the end of 2017.

http://www.pilatus-aircraft.com/#275

This jet is designed to land on gravel, grass, or blacktop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEBkD2rz0l0

Black Ops Mikey said...

He needs a jet to fly him to brewery tours.

It may also be handy to fly him to Ireland to visit Irish pubs.

Anonymous said...

I met Will Malone, Ryan's father, when he was a PCG minister, before he croaked. Boy, what a grumpy jerk. I spoke to a member of his congregation who told me he was always like that. Everyone knew it. I would have been thrown out in a instant if I was half as much as grumpy as he was. What a double standard. The Elites in that church can get away with "murder".

Anonymous said...

Very old people wanting a plane or similar is common. They are trying to compensate for their physical, mental decline. I saw this with my own father.
If people have been growing as a Christian, their character is the source of their pride and worth. Not some fancy plane, power or similar.