Sunday, June 11, 2017

Dave Pack and His Jesus In Wadsworth Scenarios


Dave Pack has been subtle as he inserts into his endless sermon series comments about his Jesus Christ coming to Wadsworth, Ohio where his earthly headquarters will be where he will run the First Dominion along side Dave.

Why would Jesus come to a town in Northern Ohio that is known for nothing more than its blue tip matches?  Of all the places onto entire earth and he picks Wadsworth to return to.  That is about as stupid as claiming JC is returning to Arroyo Grande where the true remnant has its headquarters.  Since both men are lairs, why would Jesus go to either place?


We learned that Christ’s kingdom starts small. He couldn’t start it in a place where He was going to create a giant fire. He started it in the cold, gloomy north and then He’s going to relocate that tiny kingdom that has now grown to Jerusalem, so it can be a world government. I don’t know, brethren, why I read all those parables…I can’t speak for all the other ministers who are not here…I don’t know why I read all those parables, or Mr. Armstrong read them, that say the kingdom would start in a tiny, concealed way and didn’t see it for what it said.

8 comments:

Byker Bob said...

No shortage of laughs from the Wadsworth Onion!

BB

Anonymous said...

Yeshua Jesus must be laughing his ass off at David Pack.

DennisCDiehl said...

Jesus MIGHT, go to Ohio to experience Cedar Point on the lake with some of world's best roller coasters, but Wadsworth?...why? Blue Tip matches is out of business.

Anonymous said...

so, the Mount of Olives is in Ohio?

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous Anonymous said...
so, the Mount of Olives is in Ohio?"

Jesus is more likely to show up at Olive Garden, as they at least follow his example with free breadsticks.

Dennis Diehl said...

No...only Mount Matches

Anonymous said...

"The cold gloomy north". Weather in northern Ohio is a full 4 season experience. Love it or leave it. I think anywhere with Dave would be gloomy. Probably why his kids all left him and probably why he has to use scare tactics to coerce his little cult group to stay around. I hope he gets foreclosed on soon and has to move out. I suppose that will be Satan attacking. Ya really have to have an imagination to hang with Dave, because there is no room for reason there.

Dennis Diehl said...

Dave is no match for Blue Diamond nor near was much light as they were in Wadsworth