Thursday, May 24, 2018

How Turkey Bacon Was Created


11 comments:

nck said...

Thanks for the inside information.

I usually get the "hallal turkey bacon".

It's a "cut throat" competition for usp's out there in "religion land."

nck

Anonymous said...

I usually get Sam’s Club turkey bacon..... Yummmmm so good
Jim-AZ

Percy Q. Ted said...

My COG parents literally believe this is why there are dinosaurs like tyrannosaur.

Anonymous said...

Percy, are you saying that your parents eat tyrannosaur bacon?

Hoss said...

When I was overseas I occasionally bought "Beef Ham" - it was simply sliced beef, and "ham" either referred to the method of processing or was a poor English translation.
At an FOT a friend told me his (ex-WCG) wife gave him some meat that tasted like bacon, and he said he was fuming - until she told him it was beef cured to taste like bacon...

Vaughn said...

Turkey bacon tastes like smoke, and sadness.

RSK said...

I heard that one too. SAY-TAN AN HIS DEEEEEEEMONS.

nck said...

The award winning AC Bricketwood "Radio Club" were named "The Kosher Hams."

Nck

Retired Prof said...

If Satan was allowed to create only one thing, and that thing was turkey bacon, where did light beer come from?

Byker Bob said...

Well, I don’t know about diet beer, but I don’t like bacon. Something about boiling, splattering grease and the stench of the stuff cooking acts as a natural emetic.

BB

nck said...

Retired Prof

The inside scoop is this!

Light beer was failing in home markets and received flack at introduction.

Then the first Gulf War had many coalition troops on muslim territory and US ground troops in Saudi Arabia. This huge new market who could not he supplied by alcohol.

Rhos huge new market saved the day and increased salesnumbers.

So light beer's success is a product of war on foreign soil. Thats how Satan got involved as a counterfeit to fun. :-)

Nck