Sunday, February 3, 2019

PCG: Hezekiah and His Irish Dancing Buddies


Armstrongism has been filled with men over the decades who latched on to crazy ideas and then exploited them as fact.  No group is better at this than the men at the Philadelphia Church of God.  In their ongoing quest to ignore Jesus and what he taught, they are forever looking at Hebrew scriptures for some kind of a hero to come along and save them and to preserve the law that reigns more supremely than Jesus ever will in their lives.

Every year, the goateed self-appointed King and prophet of the PCG has commissioned oratorios on some hero or heroine out of the Old Testament.


PCG's most recent one was all about Hezekiah.  Their interest in him was sparked by the recent discovery of the seals of Isiah and Hezekiah that their students dug up in Israel. They see this as a sign from their god that it is using them to legitimize their standing as the one and only true church.

Besides the absolutely cheesy and sometimes pathetically sad music that is played and sung during these oratorios, every single one of the includes Irish dancers in the production.  Irish dance apparently is the one true holy dance that David must have danced, therefore PCG will dance it too!


Of course, it also showcases the grandkids of Flurry who are Irish dancers that regularly compete for awards.  The PCG is so infatuated with Irish dance that they now teach it to their kids and have them perform at various church functions through the year.  They have even built a studio for this with members tithe money on the cult compound.  After all, the elite kids of PCG deserve the best while all the dumb schmucks spend months peddling fruit to their neighbours in order to send Flurry a $100,000 check as the Pacific Northwest PCG members did recently.  Gerald Flurry's grandkids thank you!


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here is yet another ALL NEW SET OF QUOTES FROM DAVE PACK Saying he will Lead the Way for Christ and HE will Build the Temple and more.

Please Share and expose this fraud. Thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk5D_ACrgYU

Anonymous said...

As you already know, Irish dancing was done daily in the Bible. Everyone did it. The PCG is just a way for the Flurry family and friends to live high off the hog at the expense of others. You are being taken as suckers. They can fly on their private jet for dance lessons. You can barely afford car payments. In a few years Mr. Flurry will be dead. The PCG older membership will die off and with not enough new young people the church will die off.

Tonto said...

When is Flurry , Pack and others going to just cut to the chase and have members sell their body parts , blood and orifices to raise money for these ego trips being promoted?

https://www.businessinsider.com/ways-to-make-money-from-medical-research-and-donations-2013-12

Anonymous said...

A bit of Irish dance history.

A few years ago I attended the Ohio Scottish Games, where Scots-Americans in the Midwest gathered to share and display their Scottish heritages. A truly wonderful experience. Scots dressed in full regalia, wonderful art, food, music — and especially, dancing.

Dancing, of course, in the Scottish way. Detailed and complicated step-dancing like the Irish — but SO much better.

I watched a group of teen-aged ladies in a group dance competition. Was just stunningly beautiful and amazing.

Afterwards, I asked one of the ladies, “How come your dancing was so much better than Irish step-dancing? She said, “Well, it was Saint Patrick. When he went into Ireland, he saw the ladies dancing. And it was too much for him. Not right for a Good Catholic. He mandated that Irish dancing be entirely below the hips, if not entirely in the lower legs and feet. Keep arms immobile, keep the body stiff and erect. Dance only with the feet.

But our Scottish ancestors used the beauty of their entire bodies, as do blarinas, as you saw us.”

Fits with 2 Samuel 6:20:

“As soon as David returned home to bless his own household, Saul's daughter Michal came out to meet him. "How the king of Israel has distinguished himself today!" she said. "He has uncovered himself today in the sight of the maidservants of his subjects, like a vulgar person would do."”

Some Flurry-like people didn’t like David’s dancing exuberance, either. David would have preferred the dancing of the Scots girls, compared to the inhibited dancing of the Irish ladies.

Byker Bob said...

Flurry needs some new dna in the family gene pool so they can have more variety in the types of passe dancing they embrace from long ago on the national scene. I'm thinking that if some Hispanic people were to marry into the Flurry family, maybe they could add the Macarena and the Conga for the grandkids.

BB

Anonymous said...

The life threatening boil King Hezekiah suffered with, no doubt, was caused by his over indulgence in Irish Dance on unsanitized floors in the palace.

Anonymous said...

Flurry needs some new dna in the family gene pool so they can have more variety in the types of passe dancing they embrace from long ago on the national scene. I'm thinking that if some Hispanic people were to marry into the Flurry family, maybe they could add the Macarena and the Conga for the grandkids.

Breakin' 2: Edmond Boogaloo

Anonymous said...

Ondráš: Irish Dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3XLzYU7H8o

Anonymous said...

Flurry needs some new dna in the family gene pool so they can have more variety in the types of passe dancing they embrace from long ago on the national scene.

Rock Me, Edmond Deus

nck said...

Is it not so that his grandson and assistant just married an african?

Nck

Anonymous said...

@NCK: the horrors of horrors if a Flurry would marry an African ... unless it was a white south African because, as you must remember, white south africans are part of the house of Ephraim.

nck said...

11:43

I try to be as truthful as possible and people laugh. I try to joke and people listen attentively.

She is african of the (I believe assyrian kind.)

But I will cease any gossip regarding youngsters.

Nck