Saturday, February 16, 2019

Why Is It That When COG Leaders Grow Facial Hair They Look So Creepy?

King Gerald

God's only true prophet, apostle, and King has now grown a goatee and therefore other men in lofty leadership positions now feel they need to do it too. Before long it will be a requirement of PCG men in order to make it into Petra.

King Jr.

Public relations King Shane


Creepy King Dennis

Musical King Joel without his "beard"


For some reason, the creep factor alarm is seriously going off!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well if they walk like a duck, quake like a duck they might be a duck. So if you take the same analogy they might not just look creepy.

Tonto said...

It really "creeps me out" when ministers wives start growing facial hair!

PCG Camper said...

Creepy is right about Leap. When I was a camper he used to like to come and stand next to the table as we were eating. Us guys had nothing to worry about as it looked really small.

Byker Bob said...

What hasn’t been stated yet is that Amstrongism in all its legalism has historically spelled out styles and dimensions for all trimmable hair. So these pictures probably illustrate the “spec beards” of PCG.

I don’t believe any of us were expecting to see Cal Culpepper in a ZZ Top beard, or Stephen Flurry with a soul patch. Now that would look downright menacing!

BB

Hoss said...

Remember when GTA grew a mustache? I don't know for who it looked less appropriate, GTA or Lee Majors.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Dr. Doug Winnail can try to make the old look new by growing a beard of his own?

I wonder whether Doug is feeling embarrassed by the ongoing exposure of his laziness in writing new comments for LCG members? It was interesting to see that his comments this week are a slightly reworded version of what he published on March 23, 2006. Maybe he thinks nobody will check back that far?

What doesn't make sense to me is that it would take Doug less time to write something new and relevant than to dig up a 13-year-old comment and then fiddle with a few of its words. Why is he doing this?

Anonymous said...

They must have a new musical coming up. Last time they had all grown beards it was for the Jeremiah musical or one of those at the time. AS for getting ready for Petra I believe Flurry Sr. changed that last year and it is now the caves where David hid.

Anonymous said...

I believe Flurry Sr. changed that last year and it is now the caves where David hid.

I have heard some in PCG speculate that the POS will be at the Robbers Cave State Park location in Oklahoma where GRF first gave Malachi's Message to Stevie Flurry to read. Maybe Stevie and the family will fly overseas with PCG assets, and the dumb sheep will be sent to Robbers Cave?

TLA said...

LCG is republishing their 3 times a week commentaries. Maybe they are fresh out of ideas and / or talent?
My impression a while back, is that they are losing it.
Maybe the smarter people have realized their doctrines and ideas are full of holes, but they feel it is too late to start over - at least at any comparable salary.

Byker Bob said...

ACOG leaders have an incredible ego attached to their written works. Doug’s repeats are no different from Flurry constantly referencing Malachi’s Message, or HWA his Mystery of the Ages.

The only ACOG leader who has no ego is Dave Pack. (Just kidding!)

BB

Anonymous said...

4.57 PM
"Why is he doing this?" The reason all the ACOGs don't write 'something new and relevant' is to maintain minister power and superiority. Hence the sheeple are constantly given diluted spiritual milk, and given minimum or no encouragement to personally grow. Personal growth diminishes minister power.
Harold murdered children under two years old to maintain his power. Some things don't change.

I've said it here before, the holy spirit told me that the ministers are trying to get the best positions in the kingdom by crippling church members minds. Check with God on this claim.

Anonymous said...


“Why Is It That When COG Leaders Grow Facial Hair They Look So Creepy?”


The PCG leaders are CREEPS, whether or not they grow facial hair.

Phinnpoy said...

It's Saaaatan that's causing them to grow beards! They'll probably be shaving their heads bald next!šŸ˜ˆ

Anonymous said...

Just tell us who the creep-out in chief will be when the old liar croaks.