Monday, August 5, 2019

Living Church of God...


found on Facebook....

10 comments:

DennisCDiehl said...

It means "N-uns M-ust I-mmediately R-pent O-r D-isbanned
It's a common LCG chant first suggested by Dr Robert Thiel to keep Nun infestations around the Church under control

Anonymous said...

This is just strange. Clearly, NO2HWA has no understanding of LCG men. With Sister Bertrille's height in the air, LCG men have no choice but to look up her skirt, taking advantage of their Manly Man training at Blowing Rock and at LCG summer camps. The appropriate chant is not "Nimrod!" It is "Blessed and happy is the man!"

Anonymous said...

If you're in doubt that legalism's real,
I can arrange to change any doubts you feel.

Wait till you see my Gerald.
He'll want you for your tithes so fine.

You're gonna say
Why is he livin' large?
But stay away,
Gerald's the guy in charge
You're gonna find
He toes RCM's line!

Tonto said...

When Franz Josef Strauss visited the WCG, he was privately called "The Flying Hun" !

R.L. said...

They don't like her. They really don't like her! :-)

Byker Bob said...

Shoulda yelled back at 'em "Redrum, redrum!"

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

BB

Anonymous said...

Just when you thought LCG had reached a new low of stupidity, they go even stupider. Notice their latest online article:

REGULAR CHURCH-GOERS SEEK MORE COUNSEL

In a stunning failure to distinguish correlation from causation, LCG gets it backwards, writing: Modern research shows that those who attend church regularly are more likely to include their clergy in such counsel—seeking feedback, advice, and direction.

It doesn't occur to LCG that people stop attending church when they stop trusting the ministry. If you force yourself to go to church every week where you don't trust the minister, you aren't going to become more likely to confide in him. This article reads like something a petulant minister would write, blaming members for the problem of an untrustworthy LCG ministry.

Anonymous said...

Nimrod,satan, and demons. Always more powerful than Jesus with the church of god.

Anonymous said...

Once again with LCG they can’t refrain from framing everything in their political world of liberals and conservatives. I got so sick of their overly simplistic frame of looking at things. “Conservative good. Liberal bad.” The world is much deeper and more richly complex than their little narrative suggests.

Anonymous said...

9:15 here: my post was in reference to the link posted at 5:25.