tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post4789918271622123840..comments2024-03-28T12:54:08.945-07:00Comments on Banned by HWA! News and Observations About Armstrongism and the Church of God Movement: Guru Eric King: NATO Is Heeding My Message and We Are Here To Help With The Ebola CrisisNO2HWAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018654662518613623noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-70956451872204466892014-10-10T22:54:51.485-07:002014-10-10T22:54:51.485-07:00NATO is heeding this joker's message? Does any...NATO is heeding this joker's message? Does anyone in their right mind believe such nonsense? <br /><br />SOCT???? Corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15894537940881776504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-32356513876615725212014-10-10T19:58:20.370-07:002014-10-10T19:58:20.370-07:00You almost have to wonder whether some of these mi...You almost have to wonder whether some of these mini-splinter "leaders" have seen their doctors, and have gotten their medical marijuana cards prior to the Feast. Some of this ridiculous stuff they come out with makes me think that they are loaded when they write it.<br /><br />Eric King: "Pffttt. Oh, man, this is some really good stuff!!! I know what we can do!! We can insert ourselves into this Ebola thing, man!!! Like who's to say that the CDC actually doesn't know about us?"<br /><br />Bob Thiel: "Wow, man, Now I know why Paul always bragged about getting stoned! I wonder what kind of certs I need to write marijuana scrips for my massage patients. Maybe I should get into prostate massages, too."<br /><br />Davey Pack: "Ah, lights, man! That's the one thing the AC campus had that I'm missing! Colored lights on the trees, stream bed, and fountains. Maybe I can get people to tithe their income tax return this year so we can get our lights!"<br /><br />Flurry: "Man, I feel so lethargic! Oh, crap, now I'm like really freaking out! This stuff is what makes Laodeceans. I may have to put myself out of my own church, and instruct my family to shun me!"<br /><br />Malm: "This is an awesome experience! There's just got to be a whole new set of laws and spiritual principles that we can visualize and trip out on!"<br /><br />~Miguel de la RodenteAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-23049611696863507002014-10-10T09:18:49.780-07:002014-10-10T09:18:49.780-07:00Science of Christian Thought......as if there is a...Science of Christian Thought......as if there is anything scientific or Christian coming out of this as swipe!NO2HWAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02018654662518613623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-6040027237721398042014-10-10T07:10:25.595-07:002014-10-10T07:10:25.595-07:00Gerald Flurry's new book, The Former Prophet: ...Gerald Flurry's new book, The Former Prophet: How to Become a King, is now out.<br /><br />Here is what Gerald Flurry said to justify his draconian no contact policy in this book. He has no shame.<br /><br />"What does this have to do with us today? Probably the <i>biggest problem</i> in God’s Church today revolves around essentially the same issue! God instructs us to cut off contact with those who have turned away from God (Romans 16:17; 2 Thessalonians 3:6, 14 and many other verses). The Laodiceans, who have rebelled against God, do not believe these scriptures; they reason that it is more loving and righteous to be friends with such people.<br /><br />"GOD'S LOVE SAYS TO CUT THEM OFF. If they want to run around in rebellion against God, <i>let them go!</i> If we maintain contact with them, Satan will use them to destroy us! Satan would like them to stick around so they can do their dirty work in the Church of God.<br /><br />"That is what these physical examples are to teach us. We want to help anybody we possibly can—but if they are Laodicean and want to go their own way, we must cut off contact with them. This is a lesson we have to learn! If we don’t keep this in mind, then we will make a lot of mistakes. Now, it is possible to go overboard in the other way—we need always to make sure we are doing it God’s way.<br /><br />"We must keep the big picture in mind. This is <i>all</i> a work of mercy. God is doing this work in such a way that He can save the GREATEST NUMBER OF PEOPLE! That is what it is all about!" (Chapter 2, p. 32.) Redfox712https://www.blogger.com/profile/17734930967002040931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-86112135763057414322014-10-10T07:05:14.496-07:002014-10-10T07:05:14.496-07:00What is SOCT?
RichardWhat is SOCT?<br /><br />RichardLake of Fire Church of Godnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-37421186038979909572014-10-09T19:21:18.010-07:002014-10-09T19:21:18.010-07:00Eric King is a strange guy. On some levels he'...Eric King is a strange guy. On some levels he's more of a common man type than your average cog prophet come lately- though admittedly he has a strange grab bag of interest and beliefs.<br /><br />On the other hand, he speaks at times with an arrogance that surpasses even that of Thiel. It's apparent that's he's not especially smart, which makes him look that much worse.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-66788318620667373532014-10-09T15:50:10.421-07:002014-10-09T15:50:10.421-07:00Well I guess THAT problem is solved. What a relief...Well I guess THAT problem is solved. What a relief. So many lives saved.<br /><br />Maybe Eric could tackle that genocide in Darfur now? That one is a little overdue. Don't know why he seems to be dragging his feet on solving that one. Just a little wave from his magic wand should do it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-50530002375869045152014-10-09T14:55:18.427-07:002014-10-09T14:55:18.427-07:00"We are here to help with the Ebola Crisis.&q..."We are here to help with the Ebola Crisis." GREAT! I'm sure the CDC is relieved and thrilled to have the help. The CDC will probably announce this at their next briefing on CNN. "Honey, turn on the TV, I think they are about to announce Eric King is on board with them."<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-6002425540625075622014-10-09T08:52:49.133-07:002014-10-09T08:52:49.133-07:00This makes me think of those "analogy" q...This makes me think of those "analogy" questions that are sometimes on academic tests.<br /><br />Here's one I thought of-<br /><br /><i>Guru Eric King is to a humble person, as</i><br /><br />A) Butters Stotch is to Eric Cartman.<br />B) Christine O'Donnell is to Satan.<br />C) Barney Fife is to Andy Taylor.<br />D) Speed Racer is to Racer X.<br />E) Uncle Fester is to Gomez Addams.<br /><br />The answer is: "Barney Fife is to Andy Taylor."<br /><br />Yes, Eric King is the ACOG's very own Barney Fife!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-73133845634657270732014-10-09T07:40:10.002-07:002014-10-09T07:40:10.002-07:00He must be on meth! signed: A. Hardin, ex sheriff ...He must be on meth! signed: A. Hardin, ex sheriff in the Hood.old EXPCG haghttps://plus.google.com/u/0/113084575537501184298/posts/p/pubnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-69883988192582270072014-10-08T21:55:57.348-07:002014-10-08T21:55:57.348-07:00Eric sure seems to be reinventing himself lately, ...Eric sure seems to be reinventing himself lately, and not in a good way. Prophet, political analyst, church leader, beatnik, UFO nut, Native American spiritualist- he's becoming quite the renaissance man through his journey to arrive at bat-shit insane.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-52093656946935162332014-10-08T19:32:25.277-07:002014-10-08T19:32:25.277-07:00Whatever happened to the Beatnik Kick???
RoncoWhatever happened to the Beatnik Kick???<br /><br />RoncoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-23181883354558704912014-10-08T17:56:49.970-07:002014-10-08T17:56:49.970-07:00There is a character on South Park, actually the a...There is a character on South Park, actually the alter-ego of the young boy known as "Butters". Professor Chaos is his name, and he is constantly developing impotent little plots such as leaving his parents' garden hose on in an attempt to flood the world. He imagines earth-shaking consequences for these plots, but they always end up being nearly unnoticeable, not even causing minor inconvenience. I've often wondered if Trey Parker and Matt Stone might have based Professor Chaos on some of the minor ACOG splinter leaders, and their stupid theories, plans, and prophecies. <br /><br />After a brief absence, it looks like Eric King is the leading candidate for Professor Chaos, 2014.<br /><br />BBByker Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15602697337552385535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-51388148147123971262014-10-08T13:10:12.521-07:002014-10-08T13:10:12.521-07:00A letter to all the world, you say!
RETURN TO SEN...A letter to all the world, you say!<br /><br />RETURN TO SENDER!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com