tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post5261618572203563292..comments2024-03-28T01:47:50.775-07:00Comments on Banned by HWA! News and Observations About Armstrongism and the Church of God Movement: Denise Muses...NO2HWAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018654662518613623noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-53441684386032169382013-11-22T21:34:39.896-08:002013-11-22T21:34:39.896-08:00Dear Mr. High Priest,
It was your autobiography w...Dear Mr. High Priest,<br /><br />It was your autobiography which triggered my first love. <br /><br />You were a championship level swimmer and gave it all up to learn the doctrines of WCG. You could have been the next Mark Spitz. But you knew in 1972 you would flee. You selflessly gave up 7 gold medals for 3 1/2 years of sleeping on rocks. <br /><br />You were a serious young man with grand goals. You wanted to rule cities in the world tomorrow. So you became a minister out of love. You would administer the bible to thousands of people. More than any other minister in world history.<br /><br />You had to overcome various trials to test your faith. <br /><br />When you did not have to flee to Petra, income fell, and the evil Rod Meredith laid you off. <br /><br />But God miraculously restored you to the ministry. You had to deal with demon possessions in Cincinnati. A personal angel cult in Newburgh. Scores of problems in Syracuse. <br /><br />But you persevered to minister your own congregation in Buffalo. It was said to be the happiest place on earth. You raised a family. You reprimanded GTA and got him kicked out of the Body of Christ. <br /><br />But after your "close personal relationship with Mr. Armstrong" ended in Jan. 1986, the devil was free to strike. He masqueraded as Joseph Tkach and demoted you to New York City. You were at a crossroads.<br /><br />But God intervened and led Gerald Flurry to commit "real heresy" and your dreams of ruling cities was "back on."<br /><br />But the evil Joe Tkach got you fired after you courageously preached a sermon entitled "Truth". <br /><br />But you landed on your feet again with the Global Church of God, led by the repentant Rod Meredith.<br /><br />Unfortunately, Dr. Meredith's repentance was just a mirage---but God bought you time to gain experience to begin the greatest ministry in world history.<br /><br />The devil tried to destroy you again by attacking you from within. You had faithless people working alongside you.<br /><br />But you persevered again to re-write all of HWA's literature and even a splinter explanation package. Out of love you were beginning to save all of God's people.<br /><br />You became an Apostle. Then a Watchmen. The the High Priest Joshua. Your "fruits" or "titles" validated my faith. <br /><br />Your story was compelling.<br /><br />I admit the Clarion call was shocking. There was a desperation in your tone. But that was for others. I did'nt have any money to give you. <br /><br />I looked forward to the growth---and was inspired to see it. <br /><br />Even better was in your weekly addresses to the sheep, you started with "Good afternoon brethren". The gyration began---and it was addictive. <br /><br />Maybe, that is it, I am more addicted than in love. You get that a lot in some dysfunctional relationships. <br /><br />But I miss your words of warning, of correction, and of course----of inspiration. <br /><br />Maybe I will become a co-worker and read your letters every month about the earth shattering effect the ministry is having in the world.<br /><br />Maybe..... <br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-18157066667477178982013-11-22T11:17:51.103-08:002013-11-22T11:17:51.103-08:00Mr. Dave BAHAHAHAHA
That's exactly what BIG B...Mr. Dave BAHAHAHAHA<br /><br />That's exactly what BIG BEAK called a particular person on the old Festival films. So whenever I hear you say Mr. Dave, I hear it in Big Beak's voice. In fact, now I read your entire letter to Dave as the Denise Character in Big Beak's Voice. Ah! Make it Stop! LOLOLOL Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-63197163093725342013-11-22T11:08:20.411-08:002013-11-22T11:08:20.411-08:00I'm sorry Joe...My heart belongs to Mr. Dave. ...I'm sorry Joe...My heart belongs to Mr. Dave. <br /><br />DeniseDennisCDiehlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10417850852638492246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-58015121457202644012013-11-22T09:58:41.529-08:002013-11-22T09:58:41.529-08:00A love letter poem in response to "Denise&quo...A love letter poem in response to "Denise" from David. C. Pack , (and with apologies to "Randy and the Rainbows" 1963 hit record by the same name)...<br /><br />Oh Denise, scooby-doo<br />I'm in love with you, Denise scooby-doo<br />I'm in love with you, Denise scooby-doo<br />I'm in love with you <br /><br />Denise, Denise, oh, with your eyes so blue<br />Denise, Denise, I've got a crush on you<br />Denise, Denise, I'm so in love with you<br /><br />Oh, when we walk, it seems like paradise<br />And when we talk, it always feels so nice<br />Denise, Denise, I'm so in love with you<br /><br />Your my Queen and I'm in heaven<br />Every time I look at you<br />When you smile it's like a dream<br />And I'm so lucky 'cause I found a girl like you<br /><br />Joe Moeller <br />Cody, WY <br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08762918803284340960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-3220769869900436072013-11-22T03:24:59.359-08:002013-11-22T03:24:59.359-08:00Actually I expect DCP is endeavoring to recover fr...Actually I expect DCP is endeavoring to recover from his August debacle and probably just wants to move on doing his thing. There are minor prophet he has not explored yet so perhaps there is more awesomeness to come.<br /><br />DennisCDiehlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10417850852638492246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-33494557986296805702013-11-22T02:28:50.885-08:002013-11-22T02:28:50.885-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.DennisCDiehlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10417850852638492246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-84786323932723761372013-11-22T02:28:06.752-08:002013-11-22T02:28:06.752-08:00"Denise, I mean Dennis, please come back. Ple..."Denise, I mean Dennis, please come back. Please respond Dennis."<br /><br />zzzzwwwooop. huh? what? Where am I? What happened? Oh...ok, I'm back. Where was I? Whew....ok, I'm ok now.<br /><br />I am going to The Assembly Debutante Ball tomorrow evening here in Greenville. All very heady and Southern stuff. I hope I don't lose a glass slipper. No wait...That's Cinderdennis. Ok, ok...I'm ok now. Whew....what a dream!<br /><br />:)DennisCDiehlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10417850852638492246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-40187450387518490192013-11-21T22:26:55.734-08:002013-11-21T22:26:55.734-08:00If Dave Pack had been an astronomer back in the 17...If Dave Pack had been an astronomer back in the 1700s, he probably would have been searching for Uranus. It is a giant of a planet, methane is very much present, and there are winds up to 550 mph near the surface. Plus, it's the coldest planet in existence. Given the name and the superlatives involved, the planet was just made for Dave.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-35581819921349678762013-11-21T16:45:35.621-08:002013-11-21T16:45:35.621-08:00There is no Denise. It is Dennis with a malfunctio...There is no Denise. It is Dennis with a malfunction. Denis has being writing strange stuff lately all caused by Pack.<br /><br />Pack see what you have done? Your crazyness has driven our poor author over the edge.<br /><br />Denise, I mean Denis, please come back. Please respond Denis.<br /><br />Well folks we interrupt this program to report that Dave has changed our Denis to Denise.<br /> Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-72501747685124206382013-11-21T15:24:16.886-08:002013-11-21T15:24:16.886-08:00He may be getting a corpus callostomy to facillita...He may be getting a corpus callostomy to facillitate everything.<br /><br />BBByker Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15602697337552385535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-21310295564041041432013-11-21T14:55:58.421-08:002013-11-21T14:55:58.421-08:00Religious masturbation as practiced by Dave Pack.Religious masturbation as practiced by Dave Pack.Jameshttp://www.hwarmstrong.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-84685744344722170812013-11-21T13:37:18.581-08:002013-11-21T13:37:18.581-08:001:11 PM, what's happening in Dave's head? ...1:11 PM, what's happening in Dave's head? He has already said that soon God will speak to him, he will hear God's voice speaking. I wonder if it will just be a little voice in his head or a big one? Then he will ask his brainwashed non-thinkers "Do you hear it????" And they will say, yes, it is a beautiful set of clothes your majesty. What a freaking whack job!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-6052622079503314212013-11-21T13:11:54.101-08:002013-11-21T13:11:54.101-08:00My thoughts exactly, Denise.
I'm dying to kno...My thoughts exactly, Denise.<br /><br />I'm dying to know what is happening within the RCG. I know there were at least five members that had left before that dismal failure of a prophecy came and went. This has to be messing with the members heads.<br /><br />I can only IMAGINE what is happening inside Dave's head. Any ideas? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-86974070188876547342013-11-21T13:05:38.400-08:002013-11-21T13:05:38.400-08:00"Denise", your gonna make Dave do things..."Denise", your gonna make Dave do things to himself, private things, things that Satan puts in his mind. Control your self Dave, take a cold shower and be a big strong man. Blue is a nice color, right. Ah, ah, ah, don't touch that dial.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-84939500740899481982013-11-21T13:02:07.910-08:002013-11-21T13:02:07.910-08:00To music; Heart, "Try try try to understand.....To music; Heart, "Try try try to understand.... he's a magic man". He wishes he was. What's sad is that, I'm starting to believe, Dave actually believes he is special; the chosen one. Go for it Dave, tell them all that you are Christ; get it over with so that we don't have to keep waiting for it. We will help you spread the proclamation far and wide. Do it Dave, say it: "I am the second come Christ". :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-67999523960842801912013-11-21T12:11:45.167-08:002013-11-21T12:11:45.167-08:00"Denise"...bahahahahahaha ha...
Dear De..."Denise"...bahahahahahaha ha...<br /><br />Dear Denise,<br /><br />When you get back into Dave's good graces and well on your way to a priest/queen position in that wonderful world tomorrow, please don't forget all your good friends at Banned. Yes, have mercy on us and lead us away from the brink of the "lake of fire".<br /><br />P.S. Sorry we used up all the trees, oil, gas and coal and hope there are other ways to keep warm in the kingdom.Corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15894537940881776504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-90946189277553250952013-11-21T11:48:50.491-08:002013-11-21T11:48:50.491-08:00The problem with this as humor is that unfortunate...The problem with this as humor is that unfortunately there are probably women in Dave's church who feel pretty much as Denise's letter expressed. I also have no doubt that some of the guys in Dave's church, possibly even some of the 16 have a "man crush" on Dave. Of course, they would attempt to spiritualize this away, but there has always been a lot of idolatry within the ACOGs, and based on charlatans being portrayed as and seen as the equivalent of Biblical characters only in our own times.<br /><br />BBByker Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15602697337552385535noreply@blogger.com