tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post6529114090950774110..comments2024-03-18T18:10:01.724-07:00Comments on Banned by HWA! News and Observations About Armstrongism and the Church of God Movement: Eric King Says First Humanoid Apes Were Fallen Angels and Meteor Craters In Arizona Caused By Fallen Angles Hitting the EarthNO2HWAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018654662518613623noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-66059364271914428492014-04-20T02:42:15.113-07:002014-04-20T02:42:15.113-07:00EKing hasn't answered any of my questions! So ...EKing hasn't answered any of my questions! So Iv'e muted his guff! He doesn't really rate being taken seriously!Gideonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09193732466735298107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-13651744695324764512014-02-19T11:40:02.038-08:002014-02-19T11:40:02.038-08:00This is crazy!
But not more crazy than other &quo...This is crazy!<br /><br />But not more crazy than other "stupid-crazy" Christian groups are, like the 'Promise Keepers'!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-87383752686627068392014-02-19T10:46:52.026-08:002014-02-19T10:46:52.026-08:00Just how is Armstrong different than Scientology (...Just how is Armstrong different than Scientology (except for Sabbath, Feasts, unclean meats)?<br /><br />Except for the name on the door it's Science Fiction and not very good Science Fiction at that.<br /><br />Can't you just see the SyFy made for TV movie now: The British Israelism Lost Tribe. Lots of action, romance, monsters, Bronze Age period costumes, oppressive bad guys (who might be aliens -- not sure until the end), explosions, falling rocks, meteors, maybe a space alien or two -- you know, a typical unwatchable SyFy monster movie (marginally better than sitting through a 90 minute sermon).<br /><br />Armstrongists are all insane, even if it's only Folie à deux (Hint: You get better when you get away from the mad man -- like Ewww King, Davey Pack, Roddy Meredith, Davey Malm, Gerald Flurry, John Rittenbaugh, Rotten Ronnie Weinland, Ysreal Hawkins... and you follow these people because?).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-8436442357108760762014-02-19T09:14:36.710-08:002014-02-19T09:14:36.710-08:00......and Mr. King....apes aren't "humano.........and Mr. King....apes aren't "humanoids" They were here first and that makes us Apeoids. You are a hairless ape with a consciousness that is relatively new to the species...Apes and chimps are our cousins. We did not come from them but rather shared a common ancestor 5 million years ago. <br /><br />Around here the ignorant "preachers" assert "I didn't come from no chimp because why then are there chimps still around today?" In this they are correct, they did not, but the speak and reason like them at times.DennisCDiehlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10417850852638492246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-70743684553235896512014-02-19T08:31:50.131-08:002014-02-19T08:31:50.131-08:00LOL Dennis. Like a snow angel. Or like Roger Rabbi...LOL Dennis. Like a snow angel. Or like Roger Rabbit, Bugs Bunny, or Wile E. Coyote. Except instead of a snow angel, it would be an Earth Angel. <i>The Penguins</i> knew about this, and they wrote a coded song about it. <i>The Four Seasons</i> made it famous, but they changed the words and everybody thought it was about a girl, but it wasn't. It was really about how a fukkin' angel caused Meteor Crater in fukkin' Arizona! Here's the original words:<br /><br />Earth Angel,<br />Earth A-A-ngel,<br />Won't you be tru-ue?<br />You fell in Ar-i-zoh-oh-na,<br />Then I fell for yoo-ou.<br />I'm just a foo-oo-ool,<br />Who needs to believe in yoo-oo-ou.<br /><br />Earth Angel,<br />Earth A-A-ngel,<br />Made by the cre-a-tor,<br />But you ree-be-e-elled,<br />Then you made a crater.<br />I'm just a foo-oo-ool,<br />Who needs to believe in yoo-oo-ou.<br /><br />Earth Angel,<br />Earth A-A-ngel,<br />Please be tru-ue,<br />If I'm Saxon or an A-A-ngle,<br />That means I'm a Jee-ew.<br />I'm just a foo-oo-ool,<br />Who needs to believe in yoo-oo-ou.<br /><br />Only problem is, Meteor Crater was made only 50 thousand years ago, not 65 million years ago. But hey, what's 64,950,000 years between friends, right?<br /><br />"<i>Simply put, these angels were placed in physical bodies which resembled ape like creatures.</i>"<br /><br />OMG!! Does that mean that I could be infested with thet— I mean, uh, <i>fallen angels?</i> Or worse, that I could <i>BE a fallen angel?</i> Maybe I'm not human at all! Maybe I'm just infecting this physical homo sapien body! <br /><br />You're right, Allen, this guy with his <i>Science of Christian Thought</i> bullshit has nothing on L. Ron Hubbard except for salesmanship. Let's hope E.W. doesn't hook any movie stars. If Tom Cruise and Vinne Barbarino are susceptible to bullshit like Scientology, you never know what strange thing might happen. Apparently, success, money, power, and influence do not create a hedge against becoming one of those who are born every minute.Head Ushernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-81431810300857949332014-02-19T07:03:27.417-08:002014-02-19T07:03:27.417-08:00"King has failed to provide us with his sourc...<i>"King has failed to provide us with his sources for this material."</i><br /><br />No need to!<br />When Christians who have the Holy Spirit make claims that seem to be a big stretch of the imagination, what's the need for backup or sourcing or proof that can be evaluated?<br /><br />Heck, why subject these kinds of claims to actual scrutiny, because the "evil secular media" will either ignore it or refute it, anyway.<br /><br />It's a spiritual thing, for only special and chosen people who have the Holy Spirit, and eyes to see and ears to hear.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-37171205327468571932014-02-19T05:19:40.048-08:002014-02-19T05:19:40.048-08:00Shouldn't Meteor Crater be in the shape of an ...Shouldn't Meteor Crater be in the shape of an angel instead of a square? When humans fall onto the snow, they don't leave impressions of a square. :)DennisCDiehlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10417850852638492246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-35069495348452658582014-02-18T19:48:54.102-08:002014-02-18T19:48:54.102-08:00King is about as nutty as L. Ron Hubbard but nowhe...King is about as nutty as L. Ron Hubbard but nowhere near as good at grabbing and holding the attention of gullible people.Allen C. Dexterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06615706118359802452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-76037411817967356312014-02-18T19:41:18.777-08:002014-02-18T19:41:18.777-08:00Hopefully, he'll go off ranting about Lake Tit...Hopefully, he'll go off ranting about Lake Titicaca.<br /><br />BBByker Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15602697337552385535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-85411064932874495372014-02-18T18:33:45.783-08:002014-02-18T18:33:45.783-08:00The man is a fool. I used to sit and listen to th...The man is a fool. I used to sit and listen to this stuff from mental patients when visiting such institutions. One told me I was an angel but didn't realize it. Now that was true. lolDennisCDiehlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10417850852638492246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-65547913237496158222014-02-18T15:53:46.123-08:002014-02-18T15:53:46.123-08:00King has failed to provide us with his sources for...King has failed to provide us with his sources for this material. Uhhhh, Eric, there are these little notes normally found at the bottom of the pages of a research paper. They are the references for the quotes from widely respected sources which you used to authenticate and substantiate your statements. Otherwise, people could assume that you had made everything up, which would indicate that it might be valueless except as opinion, or fiction. <br /><br />BBByker Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15602697337552385535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-75350684710339026962014-02-18T14:26:37.958-08:002014-02-18T14:26:37.958-08:00All writers need an editor. And I don't mean a...All writers need an editor. And I don't mean a spell-check function. I mean a sanity-check function. Someone to tell you when to just STFU, you know, for your own good.Head Ushernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-27654559890851479512014-02-18T13:16:48.560-08:002014-02-18T13:16:48.560-08:00WOW! King should have this peer-reviewed and print...WOW! King should have this peer-reviewed and printed up in some big scientific journal. Probably win the Nobel prize or be committed to the neighborhood insane asylum - it's a toss up...Corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15894537940881776504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-55196777364730722142014-02-18T11:56:05.917-08:002014-02-18T11:56:05.917-08:00Science Fiction.
The problem is that it's not...Science Fiction.<br /><br />The problem is that it's not only not very interesting / very boring science fiction, but it doesn't have much science to it.<br /><br />We suggest that King go and take the Analog / Asimov's Clarion Workshop to hone his writing skills to make his stuff more interesting as well as scientific. There are experts who could gruel him through the process in 6 short weeks. <br /><br />Otherwise, he can only sell this crap to an unsophisticated moron captive audience.<br /><br />For those with cable TV, may I suggest the Science Channel, BBC America, maybe SyFy (although I have my reservations) or even the Weather Channel for more interesting and scientific entertainment.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com