tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post6556443993932579375..comments2024-03-28T22:34:16.707-07:00Comments on Banned by HWA! News and Observations About Armstrongism and the Church of God Movement: UCG Advertising Campaign Leads To Online Hilarity As UCG Censors CommentsNO2HWAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018654662518613623noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-69542172022346621752014-08-09T11:39:30.077-07:002014-08-09T11:39:30.077-07:00This is hillarios, it reminds me of the scene from...This is hillarios, it reminds me of the scene from the movie, yes man, . The leader whips-up the enthusiastic croud of about 4 or 5 hundred then he asks, who among you is new? A lone voice comes from the back saying, this guy is new. Out of the croud of converted faithful there was apparently just one person who was there for the first time. I think this is about how the UCG seminar will likely be like.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-11473270153113696572014-08-09T10:28:31.520-07:002014-08-09T10:28:31.520-07:00A better campaign would be: It Is Written..Sin no...A better campaign would be: It Is Written..Sin no more!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-34058374321111920362014-08-09T07:40:17.063-07:002014-08-09T07:40:17.063-07:00The UCG should make it much more appealing.
Make ...The UCG should make it much more appealing.<br /><br />Make it clear that there will be free refreshments.<br /><br />And given the history of Armstrongism and its relationship to booze, United should especially have an open bar with free drinks.<br /><br />That should bring true believer WCG types for sure! Make certain to tell them about the Feast of Tabernacles where they can imbibe all the liquor they can carry from the store! Show them that they can party on once a year! Sort of like Brave New World. <br /><br />The WCG under Herbert Armstrong was an alcoholic's paradise. UCG should play to its founder's strengths: Offer them the chance to get sloshed so that when they become a part of the dystopian money sucking life sucking group, they will hardly notice.<br /><br />Wisdom certainly does set its table with wine if it wants to draw just the sort of person that will stay with your group forever.<br /><br />As a business decision, it's worth the price. <br /><br />And none of the Cult of Herbert Armstrong Mafia seems to have figured out the success of Herbert Armstrong. It's appealing to the base nature of the lusts of the works of the flesh. If you can bottle that, you'll make a fortune!<br /><br />It's a light burden to beer!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-49575504149036856092014-08-08T23:27:45.348-07:002014-08-08T23:27:45.348-07:00I'm thinking that some civic minded former chu...I'm thinking that some civic minded former church members in that area should organize some picketers for the night of the event. It would not be too terribly expensive to go to one's local Alphagraphics or FEDEX Kinkos, and commission the manufacture of some placards with the likenesses of Joe Wagner, David Renz, Terry Ratzmann, and Herbert W. Armstrong with which to parade around near the entrance. It might also enhance the effectiveness if select protesters dressed up as homeless for the evening, and carried signs alluding to the financial hardships brought on by the extrabiblical three tithes, and clarion calls for 401Ks. Artwork depicting Nazi Germans overrunning a typical small town's "Main Street" could be very provocative. These protesters would hopefully be affable and articulate sorts, capable of interacting with members of the crowd, soas <br /> to describe the many negative ways in which Armstrongism impacted their lives. <br /><br />BBByker Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15602697337552385535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-2599431049235818982014-08-08T20:13:11.202-07:002014-08-08T20:13:11.202-07:00The bottom line is, how attractive are you? How mu...The bottom line is, how attractive are you? How much does UCG have to pay to bring in one prospective member? A hundred dollars? A thousand dollars? And how much can UCG bilk each one of them for, before they balk and figure the corner Foursquare Church is a more affordable tollroad to heaven?<br /><br />If you're attractive, you don't necessarily have to pay anything to get people to come. Quite the opposite, you charge at the door to keep people out, especially the riff-raff. (The riff-raff is who shows up at these seminars.) My guess is you won't see this "billboard experiment" repeated in any other area, because they'll realize in a few weeks or a few months that they went backwards financially doing it.<br /><br />Fact is, Armstrongism is one of the most expensive religions on the planet, and if someone figures that all roads lead to Rome, they're also going to figure they might as well choose one with cheap tolls. But even HWA tried to trick people into thinking the religion he presided over was "free" by making the literature "free." Nothing could have been further from the truth. UCG isn't going to be up-front about this either. When someone does realize how expensive UCG is and how far from mainstream, anyone with any sense would probably look for something else.<br /><br />Being second generation, I can't figure out why anyone who wasn't born into Armstrongism ever joined it. But the Pervert had quite the touch, didn't he? A master of puffery, such that he could puff nothing into the most attractive benefit ever, outweighing any cost, apparently. Having been an insider, from top to bottom, the entire package is unappealing to me on every level. Maybe this is because I realize there are no benefits?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-73368369728627054242014-08-08T15:22:51.194-07:002014-08-08T15:22:51.194-07:00If I was a perspective member, I would google herv...If I was a perspective member, I would google herverts name and see that he was a child molester. Then if I had a low moral compass, I would join in order to be one of the elite of Satan's army.<br /><br />When you have low self respect, that is what you do!Jameshttp://hwarmstrong.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-13557980622030730702014-08-08T12:17:14.524-07:002014-08-08T12:17:14.524-07:00I seriously think this campaign slogan could, and ...I seriously think this campaign slogan could, and hopefully will implode. There are still alot of people who remember this catch phrase from the 60's, and like me, shudder at the memory. Plus, think of all the curious suckers who show up and then find out what it is actually about. This is 2014 man! The general population is alot more savy than you give them credit for. You can bring them in, but can you make them stay?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-13224043445295224032014-08-08T09:33:00.315-07:002014-08-08T09:33:00.315-07:00Recycled garbage.
Warning: The toxins have not be...Recycled garbage.<br /><br />Warning: The toxins have not been removed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-32527184571623706052014-08-08T09:15:45.121-07:002014-08-08T09:15:45.121-07:00I wish the hacking technology existed where these ...I wish the hacking technology existed where these billboards could be made to make flatulent noises, accompanied by grossly offensive odors. That's assuming that they are the new style which resemble huge big screen TV's. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-52862500661075674722014-08-07T23:30:39.862-07:002014-08-07T23:30:39.862-07:00You're right BB, that since UCG rid themselves...You're right BB, that since UCG rid themselves of all the old school COGWA folks, they've basically thrown down the gauntlet in declaring they wanted something different than all those fuddy-duddies and the freedom to do it. And I do have to admit that COGWA is basically the new LCG for all the people who love Meredith's message and approach, but can't stand Rod himself.<br /><br />Well, now UCG has got that freedom, and what are they doing with it? Well, the silly KOG seminars, for one thing, but it's likely that with Robin Webber at the helm they would be doing that anyway, as that's what Robin was doing (without success) 15 years ago in the congregations he pastored back then. The COGWA split wasn't about seminars, it was about something else, which brings me to the other thing they're doing with that freedom: not Texas.<br /><br />And that's pretty much it. What they wanted to do differently than all those COGWA fuddy-duddies was <i>not move to Texas</i>. Not that moving to Texas was really that innovative. It just meant doing the exact same things in a different place, and this time with room for their very own Mail Processing Center.<br /><br />Innovation? Fresh new thinking? Are you kidding? They have "the truth once delivered," which, apparently is delivered hot & fresh every 1900 years on the "time cycle." Here's a direct quote: "The last thing we need is 'new truth.'" There's no "innovation" when it comes to "truth." "Fresh new thinking" is called "heresy." And by and large, people don't distinguish between d'oraita and d'rabanan. It's "If HWA blah blah blah, then come hell and high water, so will we."<br /><br />And even if that weren't so, UCG is a bureaucracy run by committees and oligarchs, which all on its own is capable of stifling most innovation. Case in point: the COGWA ministers weren't kicked out for preserving the status quo, they were kicked out for rocking the boat. The message from the UCG fuddy-duddies? "No, we'll be having none of that 'fresh new thinking,' thank you very much." Not that COGWA with their committees and oligarchs is any different, except, of course, <i>they're in Texas!</i> The good news is, this is how mature organizations typically die.<br /><br />Except for HWA's flip-flopping, change in Armstrongism has always occurred through schism. So much for that gauntlet. All we're going to see out of UCG is more tired old same-ol' same-ol'. Keeping the boat from rocking by staying put in Cincinnati is probably the last bit of "fresh new thinking" you'll see until they dis-unite with the next crop of "innovators."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-29819986672937376192014-08-07T20:08:31.569-07:002014-08-07T20:08:31.569-07:00Sweet. The thought police have come out of woodwor...Sweet. The thought police have come out of woodwork to censor everything but the party line. "We shall cover up the truth, and what we replace it with shall make you free."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-77973891771234038702014-08-07T19:04:48.240-07:002014-08-07T19:04:48.240-07:00I find it astounding that UCG didn't even upda...I find it astounding that UCG didn't even update or rephrase the question. Think of how advertising has changed over the past 50 years! These are supposed to be the new hope, the fresh new thinkers, now that the COGaWA fogies have left?<br /><br />BBByker Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15602697337552385535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-5380615274389434732014-08-07T13:43:22.675-07:002014-08-07T13:43:22.675-07:00There are two basic answers to WHY questions, whic...There are two basic answers to WHY questions, which have been amplified and embellished ad nauseum.<br /><br />The Puritanical answer: <br /><br /> BECAUSE<br /><br />The Existential answer:<br /><br /> WHY NOT? Retired Profnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-80145596604405818722014-08-07T11:29:19.650-07:002014-08-07T11:29:19.650-07:00Why were you born? as a slogan does beat having &q...Why were you born? as a slogan does beat having "Why Were You Hatched"? though! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14910856904624749641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-45036588597802244572014-08-07T06:39:05.637-07:002014-08-07T06:39:05.637-07:00Anon 11:17, everybody was there to save their back...Anon 11:17, <i>everybody</i> was there to save their backsides. What's your point?Assistant Deaconnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-23828983025691511502014-08-07T00:22:53.411-07:002014-08-07T00:22:53.411-07:00Knowing Gary Petty at AC I am shocked that UCG is ...Knowing Gary Petty at AC I am shocked that UCG is using him as a TV presenter. He is truly disturbing!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-91819480244905104362014-08-06T23:21:26.558-07:002014-08-06T23:21:26.558-07:00I don't get why I always have to confirm "...I don't get why I always have to confirm "leave this page" after leaving a comment. I don't have that issue on other sites. <br /><br />Great improvement on the captcha though. Kudos, dude. I can clearly read the characters now!!! <br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-29010951687454974222014-08-06T23:17:37.503-07:002014-08-06T23:17:37.503-07:00As much as I despise the WCG, I thought Waterhouse...As much as I despise the WCG, I thought Waterhouse was fascinating! <br /><br />Well, that was then. <br /><br />I guess Gary and his ilk NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE. Maybe they were just phonies all along, there just to save their BACKSIDES. <br /><br />Sick. <br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-83273699296254231892014-08-06T22:34:58.833-07:002014-08-06T22:34:58.833-07:00And the answer is...You were born to be "born...And the answer is...You were born to be "born again" of spirit into the God family eventually, by becoming as much "Christ like" as possible during your life,(according to HWA and all the rest). That is if you are one of the "first fruits" chosen and predestined from the foundation of the world at the first resurrection, (which are now at this time all false prophets, claiming to be prophets and their followers). All others will most likely be raised in the second resurrection, and eventually become God also.<br /> Now the third resurrection is the one you don't want to be in (which is the lake of fire) which according to all the false prophets out there is the one I, myself and all rebellious (Laodiceans) will find their fate if they do not repent and come groveling back to one of the many splinters ministers, (pick one, mine was the great and wonderful, all knowing, all seeing, shining, full of wisdom and truth...>gag me<...Brian Davis), and REPENT and just admit you were wrong, (no matter if you were not), because actually, the >wrong< I was, was all in his sick and twisted head. <br />If you can just make yourself believe God's way of thinking is upside down and backwards, and only the "great gods" at >headquarters< know all the answers,...just "sit and observe and look at things today like some vegetable",(according to Gerald Flurry PCG), then maybe just maybe, if you can fake it long enough, you'll BECOME GOD and rule the universe with the same twisted mind as the devil is ruling it now...THE END.old EXPCG haghttps://plus.google.com/u/0/113084575537501184298/posts/p/pubnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-59175760261854082982014-08-06T18:34:02.804-07:002014-08-06T18:34:02.804-07:00Why was I born? I don't know.
What I do know ...Why was I born? I don't know.<br />What I do know is that I wasn't born to be abused by any religious institution. I wasn't born to send huge amounts of money to any religion so that the leaders can live a rich life style while I am forced to live in poverty because I think I will be condemned if I don't tithe. And I wasn't born to live in fear of being condemned by a mean God if my conduct was not good enough to earn me salvation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-35403862986800206372014-08-06T16:23:00.137-07:002014-08-06T16:23:00.137-07:00Billboard advertising is notoriously expensive. A ...Billboard advertising is notoriously expensive. A basic billboard can range from $1500 to %25000 per sign for a for week period. So if we do the lowball for 11 billboards forked out a little over 16k...for signs that gets decent visibility but most commuters will end up ignoring, because of the web address for contact.<br /><br /> Most commuters are not going to remember the web address for follow up, unless they surf and drive and pity the other commuters around them.<br /><br />Now being a religious organization, they will of course get a discount, probably ten to fifteen percent. But still its a chunk of change for an event that is going to be attended largely by church members and a few curious people. I doubt they'll have much more than three hundred show up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-72339432639031085762014-08-06T15:50:23.265-07:002014-08-06T15:50:23.265-07:00These guys aren't trying to sell Pepsi. They&#...These guys aren't trying to sell Pepsi. They're trying to sell something that requires a personal connection. Can that really be done with such impersonal techniques as roadside billboards?<br /><br />And the second problem is, does anyone in UCG "know" why you, or me, or the human race exists? The answer is "no." They don't know anything. Certainly not more than the people they propose to lecture. So this is false advertising at best, and an outright con at worst. Hey, if you're committed to conning people, you might as well choose a better scheme. This one doesn't seem to be working anymore (thankfully).<br /><br />I only wish they had taken out even more of these billboards. I wonder what deal they were able to negotiate for these 11 billboard spaces, and the design, printing, and installation costs to put some imagery up there.<br /><br />A handful of unfamiliar people will show up to their seminar (besides all the members they pack the venue with), they'll be confused and disappointed, and then they'll leave, sooner, if not later. Most people these days aren't conned by the things their parent's generation might have been conned by, which is all they've got to work with. And this will be the result of all their effort and cash. All I can say is, I guess you were born to go out of business.<br /><br />There's one born again every minute.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-89744328441987542272014-08-06T15:34:34.826-07:002014-08-06T15:34:34.826-07:00Pure accident, no doubt.
A better campaign would ...Pure accident, no doubt.<br /><br />A better campaign would be:<br /><br /><b>Why was UCG born?</b><br /><br />As they said on Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, if we knew why we'd know a lot more about the Universe.<br /><br />Now here's a campaign billboard we'd like to see explained:<br /><br /><b>Angels: Because God can't do everything Himself.</b><br /><br />Those attending the UCG campaign should stand up and shout that one out.<br /><br />It's time United came up with something original. And it wouldn't hurt if what they came up with were true.<br /><br />Fat chance of that happening, particularly since they are enmeshed within British Israelism.<br /><br /><b>Why was British Israelism born?</b><br /><br />If we knew the answer to that, we'd know a lot more about the Cult of Herbert Armstrong Mafia.<br /><br />I'm sure that Joseph Tcat, Senior will have much more to say on the topic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com