tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post6811804577720547482..comments2024-03-19T02:30:24.204-07:00Comments on Banned by HWA! News and Observations About Armstrongism and the Church of God Movement: Worlds Most Desperate to be Recognized Prophet Premiers New "Magazine"NO2HWAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018654662518613623noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-60077092851957037912013-02-11T18:27:22.607-08:002013-02-11T18:27:22.607-08:00They're gonna go nuts! Bob Thiel is gonna writ...They're gonna go nuts! Bob Thiel is gonna write another book about St. Malachy's prophecies and Fatima as fast as he can. Meanwhile, he'll produce 13 crappy youtube videos during the next six weeks speculating about who the next pope will be, how he'll live up to the epithet "Petrus Romanus," and how we can be sure he's the last pope who's gonna leave the vatican stepping over the bodies of his priests. James Malm will be spitting while his jowls are waggling for the next six months about the "gun lap," how this is the final countdown and everyone in the COG's are going to go down in flames for NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM!!! Ahhhh! Just like the good ol' days.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-1836930581095056722013-02-11T15:51:26.070-08:002013-02-11T15:51:26.070-08:00We should be girding up our loins! These guys are...We should be girding up our loins! These guys are fixin' to go just absolutely bull goose looney crazy!!!<br /><br />Pope Benedict is retiring! Imagine what Armstrongism will be doing with that!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />BBByker Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15602697337552385535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-500029595063580642013-02-09T22:39:27.598-08:002013-02-09T22:39:27.598-08:00THE BIBLE NEWS PROPHECY - a Magazine of Crazy Post...THE BIBLE NEWS PROPHECY - <i>a Magazine of Crazy Posturing</i><br /><br />LOL, that's one crazy chiropractor who is sure to turn good posture into a twisted 'fusilli-noodle-like' posture.<br /><br />NormAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-22481713045544234662013-02-09T14:51:12.000-08:002013-02-09T14:51:12.000-08:00In the graphic arts community, we know of somethin...In the graphic arts community, we know of something called vanity publications. While they are being printed and bound, one must wear gloves to avoid getting fingerprints on the extremely glossy Ultraviolet Coating. Generally, they are produced with the idea of looking exquisite and impressive on a subscriber's upscale coffee table.<br /><br />Thiel's publication, however, is not one of these. If a descriptive phrase were to be created to categorize his new publication, it might be something like "vanity toilet paper". Probably wouldn't even suffice for that, as it would be too rough and scratchy, just as is the content.<br /><br />BBByker Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15602697337552385535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-74108208176694217172013-02-09T11:26:26.366-08:002013-02-09T11:26:26.366-08:00...Or Bob could appear along side of William Danke......Or Bob could appear along side of William Dankenbring, God's man of faith and power, and the two could combine their high level of broadcasting excellence to powerfully bring the gospel message to the unwashed masses (well, at least when William isn't busy sidelining as a boxing manager):<br /><br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kC8rfxcmakAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-13067633180620030332013-02-09T08:02:14.458-08:002013-02-09T08:02:14.458-08:00"Can Thiel hope to have even a tiny fraction ..."Can Thiel hope to have even a tiny fraction of the impact of the group he left? I don't think so!"<br /><br />Yes he can. He can appear as a guest on radio programs like "Coast to Coast" and spread the gospel about conspiracy theories and doomsday scenarios. Why, in just the first thirty days he reached 45 megabajillion people with that gospel simply by appearing for a few minutes each on a couple of radio programs. Amazing! Now, I know you're probably thinking that's not the gospel, and that the gospel is the good news that jesus christ is coming back to throw most people you've ever met into a fucking lake of fire! To which I say, what's the difference? Good news is good news.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-70603741342028577212013-02-09T07:37:07.403-08:002013-02-09T07:37:07.403-08:00Hababkkuk never had "US" in mind when he...Hababkkuk never had "US" in mind when he felt the need to warn everyone...<br /><br />Ignorant...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-45317856442801498362013-02-09T07:18:34.568-08:002013-02-09T07:18:34.568-08:00Thiel is a bad joke.
His magazine has no writers ...Thiel is a bad joke.<br /><br />His magazine has no writers other than Thiel.<br /><br />His church has no ministers other than Thiel. Actually, it has no ministers.<br /><br />Thiel hasn't announced even one minister that has become part of his new group. Compare this to LCG's hundreds of ministers.<br /><br /><a href="https://www.cogl.org/media/cogl/pdf/rptCADMinisters.pdf" rel="nofollow">LCG Minister Contact List</a><br /><br />Can Thiel hope to have even a tiny fraction of the impact of the group he left? I don't think so!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-90159411905940563192013-02-09T06:12:15.920-08:002013-02-09T06:12:15.920-08:00Or "False Prophecy Three Months at a Time&quo...Or "False Prophecy Three Months at a Time".<br /><br />He's hoping to impress Baron Carl zu Guttenberg.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-85522314522615633472013-02-09T05:41:48.410-08:002013-02-09T05:41:48.410-08:00Great. Now all we need to see is a portrait of pro...Great. Now all we need to see is a portrait of prophet Bob with a globe.<br /><br />If I had read his blog, which I do not read, would I learn anything new there either? Doesn't matter, because it's time to step aside now, Bob. You've got competition. I've decided I want to be a prophet too, so I'm going to write some books of my own.<br /><br />The first book in a series of books is entitled, <i>Armstrongism for Dummies: A reference for the rest of us.</i> Here's some excerpts:<br /><br />Chapter 1<br />"Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word which proceedeth out of the mouth of Herbert Armstrong," (Matthew 4:4). Armstrongites endlessly recycle the same cliche catchphrases of Herbert Armstrong. Everyone knows that god will reward anyone with eternal life who can memorize and recite the entire catechism of Herbert's catchphrases. This is called "the truth." It will take some dedicated study, but that's all there is to it. Now you can do whatever you want, but so long as you keep reciting it, your salvation is 100% guaranteed <i>or your money back!</i> (Please refer to Appendix VII for a comprehensive list of other important ceremonial requirements.)<br /><br />Chapter 3<br />Once memorized, most catchphrases can be creatively wielded as bludgeons for almost any occasion. A few of Herbert's greatest hits are: "the truth," "the gospel" (spreading "the truth"), "the world" (all non-Armstrongites), "the work," "the government of god," "the way of the heathen," (could refer to almost anything or anyone), "decently and in order," "prince of the power of the air," "forsake not the assembling of yourselves together" ... <i>and many more!</i><br /><br />Chapter 12<br />What a blessing it is that you finally have "the truth" too, unlike everyone else in "the world." This means god likes you now. Now you can then write books, blogs, and magazines too, and make youtube videos, in which you can recite the same things over and over, and over again. You can even start your own Ponzi-, oops, I meant cul-, oops, I meant church! Everyone knows "the truth" has to be spread to all "the world" and then god can finally return to reward Armstrongites and punish "the world." <i>Doesn't that sound wonderful?</i><br />Head Ushernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-25838703973747821202013-02-09T05:16:40.254-08:002013-02-09T05:16:40.254-08:00Ok, Weapon of MASS Destruction was being too gener...Ok, Weapon of MASS Destruction was being too generous.<br /><br />Weapon of Minor Destruction<br /><br />M.T BombayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-78428825150976667992013-02-09T04:35:54.548-08:002013-02-09T04:35:54.548-08:00"World's Most Desperate"
WM..."World's Most Desperate"<br /> WMD<br /><br />Yet another Weapon of Mass Deception?<br /><br />M.T.PagesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-90636183289726234872013-02-09T04:24:22.637-08:002013-02-09T04:24:22.637-08:00I suggest Dr. Bob and all the COG one man travelin...I suggest Dr. Bob and all the COG one man traveling theological snakeoil shows take a look at this and see if they can find themselves in the swirl...<br /><br />https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/73490_4937749196016_126740354_n.jpgAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-81999222380963552042013-02-09T04:19:45.629-08:002013-02-09T04:19:45.629-08:00"Some people are so preoccupied with the futu..."Some people are so preoccupied with the future, they are of no present good."<br /><br />M.T.SpeculationsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com