tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post7846707440820254412..comments2024-03-29T07:07:46.875-07:00Comments on Banned by HWA! News and Observations About Armstrongism and the Church of God Movement: Gerald Flurry Youth Indoctrination Camp: Boys Taught Leadership Skills While Girls Were Relegated to Cooking and CraftsNO2HWAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018654662518613623noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-34403071814859511082013-05-13T19:37:24.349-07:002013-05-13T19:37:24.349-07:00Anon:
Again, taking my stuff and trying to be fun...Anon:<br /><br />Again, taking my stuff and trying to be funny. <br /><br />Come up with something original on your own, and I may laugh with you, even if it is against UCG. <br /><br />Your plagiarism is weak. I can enjoy original humor, but tagging off of mine, is pathetic. Well, I guess imitation is the highest form of compliment, so I give you a very reluctant thanks. <br /><br />Joe Moeller <br />Cody , WY Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08762918803284340960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-91106538753171460502013-05-13T09:52:57.337-07:002013-05-13T09:52:57.337-07:00Here's what a kid wrote from the UCG indoctrin...Here's what a kid wrote from the UCG indoctrinaction camp---<br /><br /><br />Hello muddah, hello faddah <br />Playin' piana in Indiana<br /><br />My bunk mate is a real puker,<br />But it gets licked up by Dennis Luker<br /><br />My camp mates like licking toads,<br />That's advice of Melvin Rhodes<br /><br />They all got lots of spanks,<br />Administered by one Jim Franks<br /><br />We ate jerky we thought was turkey,<br />But it was just Clyde's hide<br /><br />Made us all puke and then rebuke,<br />All their teachings we'd taken in stride<br /><br />Hello Mudder, hello Fudder<br />Ask those cows who found anudder<br /><br />Church to tithe to from your location<br />And see if next year it's a much better vacation<br /><br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-60292077134283724722013-05-12T19:02:07.752-07:002013-05-12T19:02:07.752-07:00If she hits you then lies to the cops you have to ...If she hits you then lies to the cops you have to take anger management classes--just because she says so. But God forbid we expect the women to make us a sandwich. Who's controlling who? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-86177952386867510762013-05-12T15:43:13.231-07:002013-05-12T15:43:13.231-07:00Any mention or rumors of Jesus? If not, this was ...Any mention or rumors of Jesus? If not, this was all just a useless exercise in idolatry.<br /><br />BBByker Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15602697337552385535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-18172856902272945122013-05-12T13:46:13.399-07:002013-05-12T13:46:13.399-07:00Oh yeah, you also have to fork over money for the ...Oh yeah, you also have to fork over money for the kids from her first marriage. <br /> <br />So you slave away 60 hours a week for nothing. <br /><br />But if she has to make you a sandwich, then you are considered a totalitarian jerk. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-42668911257456218612013-05-12T13:41:09.576-07:002013-05-12T13:41:09.576-07:00The Bible: it says get in the kitchen and make me ...The Bible: it says get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. <br /> <br />The Law: it says she gets the house, the alimony, the kids, and you get to work your ass off to pay for it all or go to jail. <br /> <br />The media: it says the law is respectable and for your good. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-49537545777368954092013-05-12T13:28:22.097-07:002013-05-12T13:28:22.097-07:00Flurry's telecast is the least watched program...Flurry's telecast is the least watched program on television. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-45515407260970914392013-05-12T10:14:47.594-07:002013-05-12T10:14:47.594-07:00NEW! - LETTER HOME FROM PCG CAMP MANILLA!
Hello ...NEW! - LETTER HOME FROM PCG CAMP MANILLA! <br /><br />Hello Mudda, hello Fadda,<br />Here I am at PCG Camp Manilla<br />Camp is very entertaining,<br />And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.<br /><br />I went hiking with Joey Spivy;<br />He developed poison ivy.<br />You remember Leonard Skinner;<br />He got salmonella poisoning last night after dinner.<br /><br />All the counselors hate the waiters,<br />And the lake has alligators,<br />And the head coach wants no sissies,<br />So he reads to us from something called "Ulysses".<br /><br />Now I don't want this should it scare ya,<br />But my bunk mate has malaria.<br />You remember Jeffrey Hardy,<br />They're about to organize a searching party.<br /><br />(From the famous "Camp Granada" song) <br /><br />Joe Moeller <br />Cody, WY <br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08762918803284340960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-52517341152238014772013-05-11T22:00:16.721-07:002013-05-11T22:00:16.721-07:00I admit that perhaps the one good thing about grow...I admit that perhaps the one good thing about growing up in WCG is that I got to visit Alaska because of their SEP camp there. I probably never would have had the opportunity to make the trip there otherwise. Things were quite loosely structured when compared to the order-and-conformity routine that permeated every waking minute at Orr, and only a couple of the adult staff really behaved like authoritarian freaks. It was actually worth it to put up with them for a couple weeks to experience the amazing sights and experiences up there.<br /><br />The fact that I was turning 18 and going away to college (not AC!) after that summer and knew that in just a month, I would be free from it all made it all the more exhilarating.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-89425971778015226762013-05-11T20:47:09.991-07:002013-05-11T20:47:09.991-07:00If I did my math right, and I always do my math ri...If I did my math right, and I always do my math right, it was 18 full-time and 5 part-time staff members for 38 campers; thats not perfection, that's overbearing babysitting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-58170771832674259302013-05-11T19:59:07.202-07:002013-05-11T19:59:07.202-07:00Herbert Armstrong is a dead false prophet.
How do...<i>Herbert Armstrong is a dead false prophet.<br /><br />How do we go from that to perfection?</i><br /><br />Maybe he is perfectly dead?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-15782962583117867112013-05-11T19:16:27.897-07:002013-05-11T19:16:27.897-07:00Herbert Armstrong is a dead false prophet.
How do...Herbert Armstrong is a dead false prophet.<br /><br />How do we go from that to perfection?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-30941028060896996972013-05-11T18:35:57.814-07:002013-05-11T18:35:57.814-07:00Yeah, I always felt like an idiot "leading so...Yeah, I always felt like an idiot "leading songs" written by Dwight Armstrong about god was going to murder everyone else except for us in his righteous anger, while flapping my arms like a chicken. I just remember thinking that all that was needed was someone to play the piano, and everyone could follow that and sing along. But those hymns were so awful and we'd all sung them all so many times already. Hymns was one of the more painful parts of church, even moreso when I had to lead them. I just didn't understand why was any of that was necessary.<br /><br />Still, the MOST painful part about church was listening to a guy drone on for 60 to 90 minutes about how we were all supposed to strive for the unquestionably unattainable goal of "being perfect as god is perfect." As though that helped anyone? And then come back and do it all again next week? Why was this necessary?<br /><br />I never went to SEP, but I don't figure I missed out on anything. Also, the church has no clue about real, healthy leadership and has nothing to teach about it and never did. Treating half the population like idiots is not leadership.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-16310402064444675162013-05-11T17:50:09.994-07:002013-05-11T17:50:09.994-07:00"...leadership and song leading for boys...&q..."...leadership and song leading for boys..."<br /><br />I'm in tears, laughing so hard. What a circus PCG must be. <br /><br />Truly unbelievable.Assistant Deaconnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-82142100193364268352013-05-11T16:36:32.247-07:002013-05-11T16:36:32.247-07:00LOL I mean to say - Well, unless they're summe...LOL I mean to say - Well, unless they're summer camp kids going to the ranch for song leader training. They get ROOT BEER. LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-30877010150723663942013-05-11T16:32:54.205-07:002013-05-11T16:32:54.205-07:00They're lucky.
I read at Ambassador those men...They're lucky.<br /><br />I read at Ambassador those men that went to leadership classes had to go through a "screening process" just to learn how to give a sermonette.<br /><br />Now they get leadership classes AND learn how to flap their arms like a chicken in 4/4 time? <br /><br />I can tell you that in just a few words:<br /><br />Hold out your hands with authority.<br />Side, side, up down.<br />Attempt to sing while doing <br />Side, side, up down. <br />Repeat.<br />Smile.<br />If you wanna be cool<br />DO IT WITH ONE HAND AND SMIRK!<br />if you wanna be cooler<br />ROTATE MEN ON ONE VERSE WITH LADIES ON THE NEXT!"<br />If you REALLY wanna be cool?<br />End the verse with a FLOURISH of the hands.<br /><br />ALL TOGETHER. <br /><br />Now if you REALLY wanna be cool, go to Joe's Ranch, send the horse into a gallop, sing, lead songs at the same time, while STAYING ON THE HORSE. Might get a free beer off of Joe ;) :D <br /><br /><br />There you go.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com