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Saturday, April 2, 2011

Only Grievous Sinners Grill Steaks on Saturdays



Pastor Malm of the Church of Malm (one of the two witnesses in training) has laid down his holy writ in regards to those grievous sinners that dare throw a steak on the grill on a lazy Saturday afternoon as they drink a cool beer - and maybe even smoke a cigar.  Notice true acolytes, this is a TEST COMMANDMENT to see whether you love God. 



Hi James,
I agree with you on buying & selling on the Sabbath (restaurants,etc.)& I wouldn’t butcher a chicken or a cow on the Sabbath but throwing a steak on a grill I have no problem .Sabbath is made for man as a joy not a burden !
God says do not cook; cooking is a burden even if we enjoy it: just like fixing our car is work even if we enjoy it. If you seek your own pleasure and do whatever you personally enjoy then God’s word is of no effect for you. We are to make the words of God our pleasure! That is the basic problem today; people chose to ignore God’s word and do what seems right to them. They are lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God. Doing what we think is right is self-righteousness; obeying God and doing what he says is right, is true godly righteousness. This is a TEST to see whether we love the Father enough to do as he says, even if we like little children do not understand; very many are failing. James