Saturday, November 5, 2011

COGWA Has Dramatic Feast Attendance



The Church of God a Worldwide Association released Feast attendance numbers this week.  They had worldwide, 9,500 people in attendance.  If those numbers are correct then they certainly took a major number of UCG members with them.  Which then leads to the question, "Is everything as rosy in UCGland as they are letting on?"

Having over 6,500 members attend your first Feast is pretty dramatic to say the least.  More members live outside the United States than reside in it.  US COG members are getting sick of all the infighting going on and are leaving the various COGs in droves.  Foreign congregations who tend to be isolated from all the political crap of the US ministries tend to be stronger in their commitment.

We also had a very strong international attendance during the Feast this year. You may not be aware of this, but about 40 percent of our total Church attendance resides outside the United States…The Feast of Tabernacles and Last Great Day capped off an extraordinary year for us…Our highest actual attendance on a holy day in the U.S. this year was 5,002. By including a very conservative estimate of two people per connection for the Webcasts during the Feast of Tabernacles, we calculate that COGWA had a total attendance of around 5,300 in the U.S. and close to 9,500 worldwide.

Bitter Armstrongites Giddy With Delight That Kids Will Be Without Toys This Christmas



Never let it be said that Armstrongites can't be arrogant, merciless buffoons.   The legalistic trumpet tooters on Yahoo are giddy with delight that the Air Force has canceled a long held tradition of raising toys for poor and homeless children around the world. It seems a grumpy Cadet felt it was discriminatory to other religions to be doing this so he complained and the the PC correct officers complied.  So now no toys will be collected for Samaritans Purse to distribute.

Armstrongite thinking  happens like this:  

"How dare anyone give toys to homeless kids on one of the most vile and pagan nights of the year!  Those kids don't deserve anything that is connected to the celebration of the most vile pagan days on earth (after Halloween and Easter, of course).  

We should be sending them, "the Plain Truth about Christmas" booklets and "Pagan Holidays" so that they can learn the truth!  

We need to tell them that God is going to spank them for their parents sins.  They need to know their parents are lairs and sinners and will most likely be put in concentration camps or die from pestilence, famine and war.  So what good would those toys be in the long run!  

They need to know the truth we have so they can become miserable, sour, bitter people just like us!"

More people around the world hear the Jesus story on Christmas and Easter than will EVER hear it from an Armstrongite cult!  That is not hard to understand since Armstrongism does not discuss Jesus unless it is to mock him as a graceite or an effeminate fag that talks about love, love, love all the time as he coddles sweet little lambs in his arms while the wind blows through his luxurious hair. That is the 'jesus' Armstrongism knows.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/air-force-academy-backtracks-on-christmas-toy-dr\
ive-because-its-too-christian/


This is good. Christmas after all is not biblical and is pagan.
Of course the Sunday worshipers have their knicker bockers in a wad over this
and as usual are blaming Jews.

And what is it with them Sunday worshipers when they say 'oh poor little kids
won't get nothing for christmas, it's going to be so sad'? I'm like please,
don't them kids get any toys or anything during the rest of the year.


Mr. Blogger, I know you are reading everything that is being posted. I don't
care. Just so you know, I want to make it very clear that I despise your Sunday worshiping cult. Not necessarily any one individual person who is in the Sunday worshiping cult but the system itself and its leaders who perpetrate the lies of the Sunday worshiping cult.

Dear Sour, Bitter, HWA Worshiper:  There are 6-7 people that regularly forward me the idiocy of you and a couple of your minions.  All I can say is THANKS for providing such humorous fodder to let the world know how sick Armstrongism has become!  Perhaps if you would talk about Jesus, grace, salvation and redemption no one would be bothering you.  But NOOOOOOOOOOO, you are more concerned about asinine conspiracy theories, how you can dump more irrelevant laws on fellow believers, or discussing Oprah naked in a mikva'ot. I mean, what the hell????????

I would love to know why you pick and choose what laws you want to keep and what laws you don't.  It is impossible to keep all 613 laws.  You do not do them all, never have done them all and NEVER will!   To say otherwise will make you a liar like Rod Meredith who claims he has never committed a major sin since baptism.

PS:  I would never have even bothered to post this information, but because of your bitter provocation, I obliged you. Now don't you feel like a fool?  I am also going to go out an buy a bunch of toys and take them to the Marine Corp Toy Drive this year in your honor.  I will be putting your name on them as the donor so that you can bask at home in the glory that you actually did something worthwhile for humanity for once in your life.  Merry Christmas Darling!