Thursday, January 31, 2013

New Movie To Be Filmed On The Pasadena Campus: "The Inappropriator: Blood On The Egrets"



There is another movie soon to be filmed that will incorporate the Pasadena campus.  This should be like homecoming week for Arnie since he spoke in the college gym decades ago.

Katie Couric interviews Arnold Schwarzenegger:

Katie: " Arnold, I hear you are going to star in a big come-back movie."
Arnold: "Ya, dat is true."

Katie: "What is the movie about?"
Arnold: "It's about Bob Thiel shooting males who want to be in his church but are not appropriate enough."

Katie: "So, it's another action movie?"
Arnold: "Ya, it will be action-packed!"

Katie: "What made you choose this for your big come-back movie?"
Arnold: "Since it's about Bob Thiel, billions and billions of people will watch it. Just like the billions and billions of people who watch his sermons."

Katie: "Wow! Billions and billions! That sounds like a no-brainer!"
Arnold: "Ya. And Bob Thiel is a no-brainer, too."

Katie: "How are you preparing for this role?"
Arnold: "I'm getting properly un-pumped up, and getting in touch with my inner 'girly-man' "

Katie: "Anything else?"
Arnold: "Ya. I punch my book cases to make them crooked, then I put a picture of The Baron on a fluffy heart-shaped pillow and kiss it before I go to sleep."

Katie: "Where will this movie be filmed?"
Arnold: "At a fantastic location in Pasadena, Colleyfornia."

Katie: "Is there a name for the movie?"
Arnold: "Ya. It's The Inappropriator: Blood on the Egrets

Katie: "Wow! Sounds like it will be a cult classic!"
Arnold: "Ya, you don't know the half of it!"

Katie: "Anything else you can tell us?"
Arnold: "Ya. It will be my most fantastic line ever. Even bigger than, 'I'LL BE BACK!', or, 'My nipples are very sensitive' "

Katie: "What line is that?"
Arnold: "After I shoot them and blood splatters on the egrets, I say, "You've just been inappropriated!" "

Katie: "That sounds ...um ... interesting!"
Arnold: "Ya. It will be fantastic and seen by billions."

ht: Norm

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Dave Pack Spending Money on New Cable Stations While Church Still Struggling To Pay For New Buildings



Despite the Restored Church of God being in deep financial doo doo at the moment because of it absurd building program, it is paying huge fees to get Davey's face on more cable stations.  Dave is breathlessly announcing that he is now being beamed around world utilizing all kinds of satellites and cable stations. 

The world’s greatest man, leader of the world’s greatest Church of God, is now the worlds largest satellite user for expounding God's word. Take that you pussy boys at LCG, PCG and CCOG!

WADSWORTH, OH – January 16, 2013 – The Restored Church of God® has expanded its television broadcast coverage of The World to Come™ with David C. Pack around the globe, tripling the number of weekly time slots. Utilizing a fleet of geostationary satellites and a variety of cable operators across multiple continents, each telecast will now be available in more than 200 countries and territories.

The telecast will be available in virtually every time zone and multiple times per week. Europe, the United Kingdom, the Middle East, and South Africa will be able to view the program on Wednesday mornings. Australia, the Philippines, and Asia can watch it on Wednesday evenings. In North America, Central America, and the Caribbean, viewers will have an overnight Tuesday-Wednesday showing, which will supplement the existing U.S. Wednesday morning time slot. To round out the schedule, the program will also be broadcast Sunday mornings across Canada on Grace TV, starting on February 17.The World to Come with David C. Pack Television Program Expands Around the Globe

I can’t wait for the fraudulent numbers of viewers to be posted by RCG.  Those numbers will be just as absurd as prophet Thiel's numbers.

Perhaps some people need to inform Grace TV about Davey's aberrant and heretical teachings. I am sure they don’t want to be party to a cult disseminating its silly beliefs as truth.

Christ was WHITE. Adam "looked" like Christ. So Adam was WHITE!



Guess which illustrious Church of God leader said the following:

Christ was WHITE. Adam "looked" like Christ. So Adam was WHITE!

The Oriental race is a mutation from Adam's stock...the same is true of the Negro...MAN perverts God's Laws by interbreeding and producing a mongrel or hybrid...

Noah was the ONLY man on earth who was not guilty of this SIN of intermarriage!...

All other human beings were destroyed-PUNISHED for this sin of interracial marriage...

God is the author of SEGREGATION! But man is the author of INTEGRATION!

This was a belief that was firmly entrenched in the Church of God for many decades.   Its not some off the cuff comment by an idiot splinter group leader today. I heard it preached in the Dayton Ohio church and read it in our literature. Do you really believe that God had to wait 1,900 years to reveal this "truth" to Herbert Armstrong?

"Just" War



I was checking out the Plain Truth site today to see what they had up.  Since the PT is no longer a COG publication it has lots of different writers and articles by nationally syndicated writers.

There was an article in the Sumner 2012 issue on "Just War or Just Peace?Just wars were talked about a lot in Armstrongism, and still is to this day.  It is also not an exclusive Armstrongite phrase either. Evangelicals and others love to throw it around too.  Just wars are the attempt to justify war ethically...

Just War Theory is an idea and tradition developed by philosophers (e.g. Aristotle and
Cicero) and theologians (e.g. Augustine and Hugo Grotius) in an effort to establish a
platform of ethics for war and peace. Just War Theory seeks to define ethical parameters
of justice in the context of war—the justice of resorting to war (jus ad bellum), just
conduct during war (jus in bellum), and justice in the peace agreements which terminate a
war (jus post bellum).

Armstrongism and a lot of Christianity use just war to gloss over the killing on tribes and nations in the Bible stories.  If God can do it, why can't we! It is used by nations today to justify the invasion of other countries and more.

The article goes into detail about what the American military did to Japan after the attack on Pearl Harbor.

In March 1945, Tokyo, Japan, a city roughly the size of New York, is firebombed by American bombers. Fifty-one percent of the city is destroyed and 100,000 civilians are killed in a single night, burned to death. Fifty square miles of the city is burned to the ground.

Fifty to ninety percent of the people are killed by incendiary bombs in 67 cities before Hiroshima and Nagasaki are finally eradicated by nuclear bombs. Nothing about this resembles the proportionality that just war theorists require. Civilian deaths were not collateral to the bombing of military targets, but directly the object of the attacks. By the Geneva Conventions, it is a crime against humanity to bomb unarmed civilians.

General Curtis Lamay, who ordered the firebombing of civilian targets and ultimately the nuclear attack, said, “If we’d lost the war, we’d have been prosecuted as war criminals.”

Robert MacNamara, America’s Secretary of Defence under Presidents Kennedy and Johnson, served under LaMay during the war against Japan. He confessed, “We were behaving as war criminals.

What makes it immoral if you lose and moral if you win?”
The author of the article uses a chart that shows the Japanese City fire bombed and its equivalent in size American city and the percentage of people killed.

2. If just war ethics have indeed been set aside, then wars in the name of any God and draped in any flag are a sham. By what blasphemy can the facts of this chart be attributed in any way to biblical justice or the Christian God? How can any nation simultaneously create and implement nuclear missiles, cluster bombs, or chemical weapons and claim to have the blessing of either Christ, Yahweh, or Allah? Across the board, such pursuits should be identified with no one but the Beast and his false prophets (those who lay hands of blessing on acts of destruction).

3. Modern warfare is neither “just” nor “holy,” even by the formal definitions of our theorists. Our bizarre justifications are only matched by our ability to see evil in “the other” and excuse ourselves
of the same evils by using different labels. Let those without WOMDs or a history of using them on civilians cast the first stone. As I said, the firebombing of Japan was a true holocaust…a sacrifice by fire
of victims who we knew were the bad guys. War makes bad guys of us all.

Read the article and then tell us what you think.