What if Celtic Throne really was Gerald Flurry’s final warning to the world?
In this parody of the Philadelphia Church of God’s Irish dance production,
the apocalypse has arrived — and the only way to survive is to dance and sing.
Featuring AI-generated “Gerald Flurry” audio, satirical jabs at PCG prophecy culture, and clips from the Celtic Throne stage show, this short film pokes fun at how tithes and time are poured into “commissioned works” presented as spiritual messages.
I'm waiting for Jude Flurry to give us a Celtic dance version of Rent or The Birdcage.
ReplyDeleteprobably more like La Cage aux Folles
DeleteGary is the best! Flurry is the worst!
ReplyDeleteThe Bible is ALL about Irish Dance? Why don't you idiots get that? Can't you read? Jesus is nothing. Irish dance is everything. Who needs God when you have an Irishman like Gerald Flurry? Grow up!
ReplyDelete‘Celtic Throne:Gods Final Warning To The World’…….yeah, a warning to avoid like the plague the pcog and Flurry and co…………
ReplyDeleteModerators, genuine question: Why go out of your way to hide the identity of the young man supposedly demon-possessed, the tolerate the maligning and slandering of another young man simply because he’s a dancer? Indeed, but for his professed ideology, search, maligning would be very un-PC. I hope this is not an example of the PC double standard against perceived conservatives.
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DeleteI don't think the Flurry kid is a minor, whereas the other kid mentioned is. That seems to be the biggest difference. Plus all the kids names in Celtic Throne are most likely on the Playbill that's distributed before the show making it a matter of public record.
tolerate the maligning and slandering of another young man simply because he’s a dancer?
DeleteWhere was Jude maligned and slandered here? He's probably the best thing to happen to PCG and his fellow young people in decades! This is a young man who convinced his fellow PCG youth to dance in public to The Who's "Baba O'Reilly" ("...I don't need to be forgiven... teenage wasteland"), Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun", David Bowie's "Let's Dance", and "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham. There are other COG groups that would throw kids out for even listening to music by those artists; Jude is giving his fellow PCG youth space not just to listen to that music but to celebrate it with dance.
I should note that both of the young men referenced in my comment above are adults. In addition, the one who’s name is kept confidential is involved in the situation that at its base earthly level is confirmed, while on the other story is nothing but innuendo based on un-PC stereotyping. But I accept the moderators’ decision to leave the referenced comments up. I will remember this precedent.
DeleteWhat are you even talking about, Lee??? Jude Flurry has fully participated in becoming a public figure, as any other actor or dancer, and since his work is being used to advance a religion, a religious figure as well. In a sense, critiquing him is similar to commenting about Tom Cuise, currently the main face of Scientology. This is quite different from some unfortunate afflicted fellow at church summer camp! I'm surprised that you don't see a difference.
DeleteMaybe it is because anyone in Armstrongism who is accused of being possessed by demons carries a bigger church/societal stigma than a person sucking off the teat of tithe payers for a pretend musical that is about some moronic gospel message while those very same tithe payers suffer financial distress in order to keep Jude and the other Flurry grand kids in there dancing lifestyle and all the perks it brings. One is a young person who will always carry the stigma of being possessed by a demon (church members NEVER forget) and being shunned and gossiped about by church members, while the other is an elitist living a life of privilege.
DeleteIt borders on the farcical that a large troop of performers go to far off lands doing Irish dancing. It must cost lots yet the tithe paying members and performers alike somehow convince themselves it's an endeavour linked to their religious duties? Or perhaps members remain skeptical but are given no say at all?
ReplyDeleteSome individuals unwilling to even distinguish themselves with a handle here are attempting to play a PC silencing game with me here. It works by making me draw out obvious but un-PC observations, and then accusing me of a PC “hate crime” for stating the obvious. Either I don’t go there and thus lose, or I do go there and suffer their PC wrath.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn’t work with me. Just look at my blog. Or look at an earlier effort to do this about another topic here on this blog: https://armstrongismlibrary.blogspot.com/2025/07/crackpot-prophets-malawi-church-huge.html?m=1 (BTW, I posted that conversation on my own blog.) For real, it doesn’t work.
The young man was maligned and slandered in the first comment on this blog post, and the reply to it. Those commenters are, given the context and other comments have been made on this blog about him, effectively insinuating that this Christian-professing individual is effeminate and homosexual. For people of this young man’s religiosity, that is a maligning. Part of the double standard is that they use the same stereotyping, which they oppose as “hate speech” when used by a member of an opposing ideology.
I actually have no problem with the tactic as such. To point out traits that make somebody look like, say, a sniveling coward scared to even put his name on a public blog is in my opinion within the pale. My point was the double standard of allowing that young man to be identified with such maligning while going above and beyond to cover up the identity of another young man whose name was already out there in the prayer request.
In any case, I will say that the cowards making the charge really should come forward, drop their cowardice and identify themselves, and then produce evidence.
You need to calm down and stop having a tantrum every time something doesn’t go your way or people don’t bow to your demands.. If you don’t like something then ignore it and move on. Endlessly whining is not a good look.
DeleteLee, it is your own bigotry that causes you to consider it "maligning" when a man's effeminacy is pointed out. Jude, in that wonderful Lincoln Memorial video, is kicking and dancing with vigor and joy to music that would have had him and his fellows kicked out of HWA's church. If you are locked into HWA-like ideas about gender, that's your problem, not Jude's.
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