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Sunday, November 30, 2025

Woo Hoo! The Orginal Worldwide Church of God Expands Into The Philippines And Samuel Is Now Authorized To Take Your Tithes And Offerings!



The Work of God™ is exploding across the globe at warp speed! And no, we’re not talking about that amateur-hour circus run by our favorite delusional Crackpot Prophet—perish the thought! We’re talking the one, the only, the authentic, original-flavor Worldwide Church of God, lovingly preserved in Samuel Kitchen’s spare bedroom and inside his own head like a sacred taxidermy project.

Hot off the presses: a former HWA-era minister in the Philippines has heroically reached out to Samuel himself to beg Samuel to bring his earth-shattering, continent-moving ministry to the islands. And because this gentleman is apparently still an Elder™ in the One True Remnant™, he has graciously granted Samuel Kitchen official permission to collect tithes and offerings from the brethren. Hallelujah! Break out those wallets and purses, kids! Dust off those checkbooks you haven’t touched since 1995! It’s time to make it rain for Jesus (terms and conditions apply, void where God has any sense). Praise the Lord and pass the offering plate!

And fear not, scattered little flock that can literally be counted on two hands with fingers left over—this minister will now provide official, factory-certified counseling. That’s right, never again will your life be plagued by the unbearable emptiness of having to think for yourself or decide what to believe. The Church is once again here to do all the heavy lifting upstairs. 

Been there. Done that. Got the trauma.


We have some exciting news!
The Work of God expands to Philippines!
It is with GREAT JOY AND ENTHUSIASM that I am announcing this.
An ordained pastor, Mr Jonathan Dicen, in the Philippines has reached out to me, and we have talked, wanting to revive and expand this work there in the Philippines as the Worldwide Church of God.
His family was one of the founding members of the Worldwide Church of God under Mr Armstrong. He has faithfully endured and has held fast to God’s truth against many persecutions and trials.
COUNSELING: If you would like to request counseling, all concerned messages will be directed Mr Dicen.
Tithes and Offerings: As an elder in the Worldwide Church of God, he has authorized me(Samuel Kitchen) to receive God’s Tithes and Offerings. This is done in accordance with the Law of God, concerning tithes and offerings, and according to Malachi 3:6-12 Concerning the restoration of the Worldwide Church of God.
This post will be updated as we move foward.
For all tithes and offerings, please send a check to PO Box 126 Fairfield Iowa,52556 in the name of “Support Services of the Worldwide Church of God”, or to Samuel Kitchen.
Also see our new website supportwcg.org
For more information visit worldwidechurchofgod.org
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousSunday, November 30, 2025 at 12:32:00 PM PST

    Wow how!

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  2. AnonymousSunday, November 30, 2025 at 12:44:00 PM PST

    There’s an opportunity in Africa here Samuel.
    The ccog under booby boy is not ‘continuing’ to grow, and is engulfed by all sorts of shenanigans. Bob is not ordained. And you are ‘authorised’ now to receive funds, Bob isn’t. Surely explosive growth is ahead in Africa. Eat ya heart out Bob Thiel. Samuel all you need now is a tv studio, a global magazine, a college campus and the world is your oyster.

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  3. AnonymousSunday, November 30, 2025 at 12:44:00 PM PST

    There’s an opportunity in Africa here Samuel.
    The ccog under booby boy is not ‘continuing’ to grow, and is engulfed by all sorts of shenanigans. Bob is not ordained. And you are ‘authorised’ now to receive funds, Bob isn’t. Surely explosive growth is ahead in Africa. Eat ya heart out Bob Thiel. Samuel all you need now is a tv studio, a global magazine, a college campus and the world is your oyster.

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  4. AnonymousSunday, November 30, 2025 at 1:02:00 PM PST

    Let's just watch and see whether the blessings begin to accrue! That is the way God manifests positive accountability.

    You're on the hot seat now, Sam!

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  5. nckSunday, November 30, 2025 at 1:58:00 PM PST

    Great.

    I remember when Stan Rader at the large CIA facility and military airport promised in front of the entire gathered Philipine Top Brass that WCG would support President Marcos's Agricultural Reform Plan (which btw was made by a member) and would have been crucial to keep Marcos in Power.

    Of course one year later the USA lost against the People when Marcos was ousted.... Sabing lots of Tithes for WCG to be spend on another of Americas dictatorial pey projects as supported by the entire reign of HWA ever since he first net the most important people on earth in 1947......The Saudi Leadership.

    Thats it for now.
    Hope this can be revived.

    Nck

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  6. R.L.Sunday, November 30, 2025 at 2:07:00 PM PST

    Will the I.R.S. accept authorization from a Philippine minister for U.S. charitable donations? Doesn't Mr. Kitchen have to register that himself?

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