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Wednesday, December 17, 2025
Jesus Returns December 19th! Are you ready?
JC was spotted in Wadsworth, Ohio, after some pre-planning shopping at the Giant Eagle for some party supplies for his grand return on December 19th at the Restored Church of God compound.
Come on, already! Dave knows, and even you know, that that's not Jesus! Doesn't look like Him at all. It's probably just some Middle Eastern potentate's representative hoping to buy acreage in Wadsworth now that Dave needs more working capital to support his dwindling scam.
Since when is the Wadsworth matchstick a graven image? As for the picture you deny it is Jesus because of the hair so it’s not an idol either. So what are you bellyaching about? You Armstrongites are hilarious!
I would just ROF LMAO if Jesus deliberately returned on Dec. 25, uh, needing a haircut! Armstrongites would never recover from that one. It would knock the wind out of them so badly that they wouldn't even be able to gasp "But Mr. Armstrong said......"
Dave is lying and he knows it. And we know that he's lying, and knows that he's lying. And he knows that we know that he's lying and knows that he's lying.
When Kislev 30 /Dec 19 comes and goes with no return of Jesus, will Pack then use the invisible return theory that has been dragged out many times before by Adventists, Russell of Watchtower, and later the Witnesses, and also others? Nothing would surprise.
Eventually, Pack will reveal that HE is the prophesied return of the Christ, and that God for many years used Pack's humility to blind him about this amazing truth.
The sunk cost fallacy is probably seeking some members "chained' to his church. This would especially be true for widows that have given him their homes.
I'm just thinking. Perhaps it is time to go back to November 1952 and give a listen to Johnny Standley's "It's in the Book", a parody of a tent preacher. (Google it! it's funny and on You Tube!). Surely, there's a comedian somewhere in Armstrongism who could do a similar play on Pack!
Dave entered his Nebuchadnezzar period shortly after issuing his Clarion Call, and it is doubtful that he will ever return during this lifetime. We must wonder how much he actually knows in this state of consciousness.
Come on, already! Dave knows, and even you know, that that's not Jesus! Doesn't look like Him at all. It's probably just some Middle Eastern potentate's representative hoping to buy acreage in Wadsworth now that Dave needs more working capital to support his dwindling scam.
ReplyDeleteExRCG.org has that date crossed out. Along with 2/2/26.
ReplyDeleteWell, depending on what part of that website you believe. That's becoming almost as confusing as Mr. Pack's dates.
He sounds emphatic ...
ReplyDelete4 Thou shalt not make ....... any likeness of any thing..........
ReplyDeleteSince when is the Wadsworth matchstick a graven image? As for the picture you deny it is Jesus because of the hair so it’s not an idol either. So what are you bellyaching about? You Armstrongites are hilarious!
DeleteIf God is just, why is David Pack still alive?
ReplyDeleteBecause God is not just.
DeleteOr, simply, because there is no God.
God is a trickster. He gets pleasure from toying with us.
DeleteTo which God do you mean ? The god of this world ?
Delete2 Pet 3:9 is why 4:18.
DeleteI would just ROF LMAO if Jesus deliberately returned on Dec. 25, uh, needing a haircut! Armstrongites would never recover from that one. It would knock the wind out of them so badly that they wouldn't even be able to gasp "But Mr. Armstrong said......"
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Or they find out that the Holy Spirit actually exists and is a female!
Delete" LOL " ..
DeleteDave is lying and he knows it. And we know that he's lying, and knows that he's lying. And he knows that we know that he's lying and knows that he's lying.
ReplyDeleteLiars always grow worse in lying, coukd be a curse from God.
DeleteThe man has lost his marbles. Completely nuts!
ReplyDeleteWhen Kislev 30 /Dec 19 comes and goes with no return of Jesus, will Pack then use the invisible return theory that has been dragged out many times before by Adventists, Russell of Watchtower, and later the Witnesses, and also others? Nothing would surprise.
ReplyDeleteEventually, Pack will reveal that HE is the prophesied return of the Christ, and that God for many years used Pack's humility to blind him about this amazing truth.
DeleteHow can anyone still be sitting there every week?
ReplyDeleteThat is what I was thinking too !
DeleteThe sunk cost fallacy is probably seeking some members "chained' to his church. This would especially be true for widows that have given him their homes.
DeleteI'm sick of the Packman, when will he give up already? This guy is a F**king idiot.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Dec 5? I thought that was the date for one of the ‘kingdoms’.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone here have him as a WCG pastor? If so, what was he like back then?
ReplyDeleteI'm just thinking. Perhaps it is time to go back to November 1952 and give a listen to Johnny Standley's "It's in the Book", a parody of a tent preacher. (Google it! it's funny and on You Tube!). Surely, there's a comedian somewhere in Armstrongism who could do a similar play on Pack!
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Dave entered his Nebuchadnezzar period shortly after issuing his Clarion Call, and it is doubtful that he will ever return during this lifetime. We must wonder how much he actually knows in this state of consciousness.
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