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Wednesday, December 17, 2025
Jesus Returns December 19th! Are you ready?
JC was spotted in Wadsworth, Ohio, after some pre-planning shopping at the Giant Eagle for some party supplies for his grand return on December 19th at the Restored Church of God compound.
Come on, already! Dave knows, and even you know, that that's not Jesus! Doesn't look like Him at all. It's probably just some Middle Eastern potentate's representative hoping to buy acreage in Wadsworth now that Dave needs more working capital to support his dwindling scam.
Which part of "that website" should you NOT believe? LOL. Dave set dates out of order and walked them back. There is no un-confusing way to report on him because he operates with a broken mind.
He set December 19. Then, changed it to December 5. Then, changed it to February 2. Then, walked that back and hinted he knew what the new date was. Just last week, he changed it to Tevet 10 starting at sunset on December 29. If the content is clear enough, they appear as video.
The green dates are the current teaching. The yellow dates are dates he walked away from. The red dates are confirmed failures after we hit the deadline.
Since when is the Wadsworth matchstick a graven image? As for the picture you deny it is Jesus because of the hair so it’s not an idol either. So what are you bellyaching about? You Armstrongites are hilarious!
I would just ROF LMAO if Jesus deliberately returned on Dec. 25, uh, needing a haircut! Armstrongites would never recover from that one. It would knock the wind out of them so badly that they wouldn't even be able to gasp "But Mr. Armstrong said......"
Dave is lying and he knows it. And we know that he's lying, and knows that he's lying. And he knows that we know that he's lying and knows that he's lying.
When Kislev 30 /Dec 19 comes and goes with no return of Jesus, will Pack then use the invisible return theory that has been dragged out many times before by Adventists, Russell of Watchtower, and later the Witnesses, and also others? Nothing would surprise.
Eventually, Pack will reveal that HE is the prophesied return of the Christ, and that God for many years used Pack's humility to blind him about this amazing truth.
The sunk cost fallacy is probably seeking some members "chained' to his church. This would especially be true for widows that have given him their homes.
Actually, before HWA died, the pastor I had was a pretty reasonable guy. Cannot say anything against him personally. But I no longer believe in the doctrines.
I'm just thinking. Perhaps it is time to go back to November 1952 and give a listen to Johnny Standley's "It's in the Book", a parody of a tent preacher. (Google it! it's funny and on You Tube!). Surely, there's a comedian somewhere in Armstrongism who could do a similar play on Pack!
Dave entered his Nebuchadnezzar period shortly after issuing his Clarion Call, and it is doubtful that he will ever return during this lifetime. We must wonder how much he actually knows in this state of consciousness.
My question is totally off the subject, but does anyone know what became of the awards that HWA received, such as the Order of the Sacred Treasure, from the Japanese government, the watch that Leopold III gave him, Presidential Merit Medal, presented by President Marcos of the Philippines in 1983 in the Manila Presidential Palace or the Cross of Constantine presented by the Patriarch of Jerusalem Diodoras in 1982 in Jerusalem? Also, what happened to Ramona Martin, his second wife after their divorce?
Come on, already! Dave knows, and even you know, that that's not Jesus! Doesn't look like Him at all. It's probably just some Middle Eastern potentate's representative hoping to buy acreage in Wadsworth now that Dave needs more working capital to support his dwindling scam.
ReplyDeleteExRCG.org has that date crossed out. Along with 2/2/26.
ReplyDeleteWell, depending on what part of that website you believe. That's becoming almost as confusing as Mr. Pack's dates.
Which part of "that website" should you NOT believe? LOL. Dave set dates out of order and walked them back. There is no un-confusing way to report on him because he operates with a broken mind.
DeleteHe set December 19. Then, changed it to December 5. Then, changed it to February 2. Then, walked that back and hinted he knew what the new date was. Just last week, he changed it to Tevet 10 starting at sunset on December 29. If the content is clear enough, they appear as video.
The green dates are the current teaching. The yellow dates are dates he walked away from. The red dates are confirmed failures after we hit the deadline.
If someone knows a better way, I am all ears.
He sounds emphatic ...
ReplyDelete4 Thou shalt not make ....... any likeness of any thing..........
ReplyDeleteSince when is the Wadsworth matchstick a graven image? As for the picture you deny it is Jesus because of the hair so it’s not an idol either. So what are you bellyaching about? You Armstrongites are hilarious!
DeleteIf God is just, why is David Pack still alive?
ReplyDeleteBecause God is not just.
DeleteOr, simply, because there is no God.
God is a trickster. He gets pleasure from toying with us.
DeleteTo which God do you mean ? The god of this world ?
Delete2 Pet 3:9 is why 4:18.
DeleteI would just ROF LMAO if Jesus deliberately returned on Dec. 25, uh, needing a haircut! Armstrongites would never recover from that one. It would knock the wind out of them so badly that they wouldn't even be able to gasp "But Mr. Armstrong said......"
ReplyDeleteBB
Or they find out that the Holy Spirit actually exists and is a female!
Delete" LOL " ..
DeleteDave is lying and he knows it. And we know that he's lying, and knows that he's lying. And he knows that we know that he's lying and knows that he's lying.
ReplyDeleteLiars always grow worse in lying, coukd be a curse from God.
DeleteThe man has lost his marbles. Completely nuts!
ReplyDeleteWhen Kislev 30 /Dec 19 comes and goes with no return of Jesus, will Pack then use the invisible return theory that has been dragged out many times before by Adventists, Russell of Watchtower, and later the Witnesses, and also others? Nothing would surprise.
ReplyDeleteEventually, Pack will reveal that HE is the prophesied return of the Christ, and that God for many years used Pack's humility to blind him about this amazing truth.
DeleteHow can anyone still be sitting there every week?
ReplyDeleteThat is what I was thinking too !
DeleteThe sunk cost fallacy is probably seeking some members "chained' to his church. This would especially be true for widows that have given him their homes.
DeleteI'm sick of the Packman, when will he give up already? This guy is a F**king idiot.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Dec 5? I thought that was the date for one of the ‘kingdoms’.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone here have him as a WCG pastor? If so, what was he like back then?
ReplyDeleteActually, before HWA died, the pastor I had was a pretty reasonable guy. Cannot say anything against him personally. But I no longer believe in the doctrines.
DeleteI'm just thinking. Perhaps it is time to go back to November 1952 and give a listen to Johnny Standley's "It's in the Book", a parody of a tent preacher. (Google it! it's funny and on You Tube!). Surely, there's a comedian somewhere in Armstrongism who could do a similar play on Pack!
ReplyDeleteBB
Dave entered his Nebuchadnezzar period shortly after issuing his Clarion Call, and it is doubtful that he will ever return during this lifetime. We must wonder how much he actually knows in this state of consciousness.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you predict he will return virtually every day, he'll be right one of these days!! :)
ReplyDeleteMy question is totally off the subject, but does anyone know what became of the awards that HWA received, such as the Order of the Sacred Treasure, from the Japanese government, the watch that Leopold III gave him, Presidential Merit Medal, presented by President Marcos of the Philippines in 1983 in the Manila Presidential Palace or the Cross of Constantine presented by the Patriarch of Jerusalem Diodoras in 1982 in Jerusalem? Also, what happened to Ramona Martin, his second wife after their divorce?
ReplyDeleteToday's the 20th. Did I miss it?
ReplyDelete