RCG/Dave Pack Newsflash:
The Kingdom Comes on May 1, 2026
The Second Passover is 1000% Certain
David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God believes that being sure about anything to a mere 100% is only for lesser beings with a lesser purpose than him. Just letting your yea be yea, and your nay be nay, is simply not good enough for the man commissioned with one of the greatest purposes of all time.
David C. Pack is the only one true end-time apostle and sometime prophet directly tasked by his god to "figure out when this is gonna happen."
During “The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 632)” on April 18, 2026, the Pastor General revealed the date he had hinted at knowing with 1000% certainty the week before. The Kingdom of God will arrive on the Second Passover, which begins at sunset on Friday, May 1, 2026. Stupid.
The Kingdom Will Come on May 1, 2026!
After 13 years of late nights and trying super-duper hard, David C. Pack knows this will be the last date he will ever teach and said so. This long process has given him more humility than can possibly be contained by one human being.
Part 631 – April 11, 2026
@ 01:49:42 I know the exact date, absolutely 1,000% that the Kingdom is coming, and you know that it can't be later than the Second Passover…
During Part 632, David C. Pack did not disappoint. He masterfully wielded all the gaslighting and manipulation techniques RCG brethren have come to know and love.
This is an extremely important sermon—CHECK
Using passive-voice grammar to avoid ownership of his failures—CHECK
Failed dates were not failed dates—CHECK
Repeats “I will never again” statements from the past—CHECK
The Book of Daniel is finally understood—CHECK
His last name means Passover—CHECK
RCG was founded on the Second Passover—CHECK
Coincidences are proof of validity—CHECK
If he's wrong, we are waiting a year—CHECK
He doesn't care if he's wrong—CHECK
Begins an idea but loses track of what he was saying—CHECK
Dave’s six-minute failure apologetics at the start of Part 632 was a master class in how to manipulate your audience by using intentionally avoidant language techniques to deflect from ownership to avoid all accountability. If you just read the transcript, you could wonder if it was crafted by a 34-year-old septum-pierced TikTok influencer crying in her car.
Part 632 – April 18, 2026
@ 00:51 But we’ve had many failed dates. I say failed dates. I I’ll put that’s putting in the bad light. We were hoping for this date or that date. The dates didn’t really fail, but early on, I was more adamant before I came to realize the Bible is a book of many alignments.
@ 02:18 But eventually, Passover fell into the picture, and an initial first of three kingdoms we thought fell out. And things slowly, slowly settled in as we learned more incredible things.
@ 02:52 But there have been failed dates.
@ 03:32 And for a while, we weren’t sure which year it was. But that’s resolved itself.
@ 04:08 Now, all of the dates we thought we saw makes for a high bar.
Are the members of The Restored Church of God even aware that David C. Pack is lying right to their faces? After he sufficiently avoided responsibility for anything he said in the past, it was time to move on.
@ 05:05 This is the last time I'm going to lay out a date. If it's wrong. It's wrong.
@ 15:17 Therefore, you'd have to start ending at Passover, and then the Day of the Lord at the Second Passover. There nothing else to discuss. If you simply believe that, the discussion’s over. Now, the fact that a loving of God gives us an avalanche of incredible support material is wonderful, and He does.
@ 19:05 Here's the alternative. Mr. Pack, could you be wrong? I absolutely could, but we're gonna wait three years.
@ 27:58 Just like 27 years ago, on May 1st, 1999, when the Second Passover arrived, and this church was born, and it was also a Sabbath. Is that a coincidence? 27 years to the day, 15th of Iyar. May 1st, a Sabbath. You think there’s a hint in there to us? Potentially?
@ 1:29:15 Well, they didn’t understand Daniel. It was sealed. And one of the proofs we’re near the end is I can finally read Daniel correctly.
@ 1:35:47 What an incredible coincidence that my name is David Passover.
@ 1:36:09 ’Cause I'm at the point, brethren, I don't care what anybody says. If the Kingdom doesn't come on the Second Passover. Forget it. We got a one-year wait 'cause it is Passover. Not just because of my name. ‘Cause you still haven't heard even close to half of the points I’ve got.
David C. Pack keeps placing all his chips on the table in one last gamble, but the brethren of The Restored Church of God keep allowing him to keep his credibility after 142 failures since August 30, 2013. The Greatest Untold Story! Series is the mulligan that keeps giving.
The Pastor General is a hypocritical, blaspheming liar, a false apostle, a false prophet, a false teacher, and a biblical fraud. Nothing prophetic will occur on May 1, 2026, or any date henceforth that David C. Pack utters.
That comes with a 1000% guarantee of certainty.
Marc Cebrian
See: News Flash: The Kingdom Comes on May 1, 2026
After May 1 will Dave.......dave up with May 24?
ReplyDeleteWell now, there then! Dave was never satisfied with the number 7! Talk about being rebellious! Why that is even more rebellious than growing long sideburns! From the beginning, he was always known for his hyperbolic proofs of this and that or the other thing. I believe in one case, he offered up something like 36 "proofs".
ReplyDeleteTrue to his character, via his many sure shot prophecies, all of which failed, he has accumulated a plethora of proofs, possibly even in the hundreds, that the RCG is not the One True Church of God! Each failed prophecy is an additional proof! I'm surprised that our Brit Brethren haven't nicknamed him "The Proofter"!
Obviously, those trapped in his bubble have their blinders set on "totally opaque", because they perpetually remain on the edge of their seats eagerly anticipating each next microstep towards complete understanding. I can't imagine any sort of effective therapy short of Alzheimers or powerful psychedelics which could be effective in producing a cure. Hence, another nickname: "the Packatollah".
The Colorado Avalanche is being more successful than David Pack's.
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