tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post1630563398248534356..comments2024-03-28T08:37:16.470-07:00Comments on Banned by HWA! News and Observations About Armstrongism and the Church of God Movement: Why Do COG Ministers Preach About So Many Silly Topics?NO2HWAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018654662518613623noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-2568523390669512222017-06-26T05:53:01.733-07:002017-06-26T05:53:01.733-07:00Sorry, I can't help it... I'm still laughi...Sorry, I can't help it... I'm still laughing my butt off from a few posts earlier where Bob was flailing his arms on TV together with the Simpsons.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.gtzlf.com" rel="nofollow">gclub</a><br /> <a href="https://goldenslot.gclub-casino.com/" rel="nofollow">สล็อต ออนไลน์ ได้ เงิน จริง</a><br />SADLOVEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00154588832536084804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-85697295403332191582016-09-02T18:49:05.027-07:002016-09-02T18:49:05.027-07:00It seems every time some ministers speak when they...<i>It seems every time some ministers speak when they come into town, they spend a quarter to a third of the sermon time getting you up to date on their recent move, their kids lives, their grandchildren, etc.</i><br /><br />Not Rod Meredith. Nobody wants to hear about his son Mike Meredith's divorce and remarriage (to a non-ACOG woman much younger than his ex-wife), or the failure of his son David Meredith's second marriage, or the disruptive queen-bee arrogance and entitlement of his great-granddaughter Bria Martin at Living University. Rod's personal stories in sermons begin with his repressed gay stories about "wrestling" with Jimmy Mallon, and end with his marrying Sheryl Meredith after Margie died. He leaves out the part where he laughed about Margie's "skin condition" before the melanoma killed her. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-42538113174319834882016-09-02T09:21:45.616-07:002016-09-02T09:21:45.616-07:00 Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why are there so... Anonymous Anonymous said...<br /><br /> Why are there so many anonymous people on this forum?<br /><br /> September 1, 2016 at 5:13 PM<br /><br /><br />Two answers, take your pick.<br /><br />1. Because.<br /><br />2. Why not?Retired Profnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-92111733912701914722016-09-01T17:13:28.422-07:002016-09-01T17:13:28.422-07:00Why are there so many anonymous people on this for...Why are there so many anonymous people on this forum?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-73070648041366539892016-09-01T14:51:23.139-07:002016-09-01T14:51:23.139-07:00I'd answer your title question by saying: prob...I'd answer your title question by saying: probably because members are submitting all kinds of wild ideas, concerns and theories. The pastors may not need to go hunting for many.R.L.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-51097487879600494702016-08-31T20:49:55.514-07:002016-08-31T20:49:55.514-07:00One time Gerald Waterhouse arrived late to service...One time Gerald Waterhouse arrived late to services in Springfield, MO. His car, a Chevrolet, had broken down, and he barely managed to rent a car in time to get there at all. He spent what in memory seems like twenty minutes ranting against General Motors in general and Chevrolet in particular, before starting the sermon proper, which went the usual Waterhouse length. So we wasted almost four hours instead of the normal three and a half.Retired Profnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-74362912064348636852016-08-31T14:58:50.770-07:002016-08-31T14:58:50.770-07:00His house move? Oh geez. I don't know that I e...His house move? Oh geez. I don't know that I ever heard one that mundane.RSKnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-80753585799499008622016-08-31T12:27:15.577-07:002016-08-31T12:27:15.577-07:00"Rsk I can best that without even trying lol...."<i>Rsk I can best that without even trying lol. I remember a minister giving a sermon about his recent house move. No life lessons at all, no intriguing link to scripture, only his life his move no bible quotes at all.</i>"<br /><br />It seems every time some ministers speak when they come into town, they spend a quarter to a third of the sermon time getting you up to date on their recent move, their kids lives, their grandchildren, etc., as if we cared. It was almost as if to poke you in the eye and say, "Aren't you envious of how we're living better than you are with your money?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-86949303388608667342016-08-31T10:21:12.847-07:002016-08-31T10:21:12.847-07:00Nicely done, Anon at 8:36.
Actually, the most hon...Nicely done, Anon at 8:36.<br /><br />Actually, the most honest way to conduct a date under the system of TRADE is obviously prostitution. Perhaps the new Trade Commissioner could make it mandatory.Retired Profnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-1277058876801142792016-08-31T08:36:18.213-07:002016-08-31T08:36:18.213-07:00I'M SO ANGRY FOR JESUS' SAKE!
Only ninco...I'M SO ANGRY FOR JESUS' SAKE! <br /><br />Only nincompoops don't recognize TRADE.<br /><br />Don't worry, TradingGuy.<br />When Jesus returns within your lifetime (as the Holy Spirit told you), you will be given a position of power in The Kingdom- perhaps as Trade Commissioner.<br /><br />Plus, what about all those bad dates you had because the gals didn't understand TRADE?<br />The Holy Spirit told me that in The Kingdom, there will be YHVH-Tube videos where you'll be able to watch all those BAD DATE LADIES of yours thrown into the Lake of Fire! Possibly on reality YHV, too!<br /><br />Also, Jesus will open their ears so they'll hear you scream, "COMMIE!" at them as they're burned alive.<br /><br />God loves you, and will give His ALL for you.<br />Could anything possibly be any sweeter than ladies burning because they didn't like TRADE?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-67877703105899794142016-08-31T05:01:19.289-07:002016-08-31T05:01:19.289-07:00Rsk I can best that without even trying lol. I rem...Rsk I can best that without even trying lol. I remember a minister giving a sermon about his recent house move. No life lessons at all, no intriguing link to scripture, only his life his move no bible quotes at all. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-13584923078285634362016-08-29T22:11:52.732-07:002016-08-29T22:11:52.732-07:00Flurry may not want to include a sermon about impr...Flurry may not want to include a sermon about improving memory. If his member's memories improve they may remember his failed prophecies then bail.Steve Jnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-59892530233002916372016-08-29T20:36:43.349-07:002016-08-29T20:36:43.349-07:00ha, I remember an aspiring ministurd giving a serm...ha, I remember an aspiring ministurd giving a sermonette against the film "E.T.". Of all topics. RSKnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-1123750187555329132016-08-29T18:04:37.775-07:002016-08-29T18:04:37.775-07:00"Diggin' the flowery/pink curtain backdro..."Diggin' the flowery/pink curtain backdrop, Bob-o."<br /><br />Well, it sure beats crooked bookcases!<br /><br />Ronco<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-27256051437622300512016-08-29T15:34:14.095-07:002016-08-29T15:34:14.095-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-38239746782361414992016-08-29T15:06:58.795-07:002016-08-29T15:06:58.795-07:00"KAH-RICED!" lol
"The Great Contr..."KAH-RICED!" lol<br />"The Great Controversy" or "The Great Dissappointment" they took a failure and turned it into a celebration! Gotta give them kudos for that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-41548719993597118662016-08-29T14:23:08.225-07:002016-08-29T14:23:08.225-07:00"Not magnifying the ten commandments has been..."<i>Not magnifying the ten commandments has been a major flaw from the very beginning. There's a knowledge explosion via self help books, yet these churches have chosen to ignore this, and rather focus members minds on technicalities that have no bearing on everyday life. Members have paid tens of thousand of dollars in tithes, yet after decades, are still morally confused.</i>"<br /><br />The ten commandments are a very incomplete list. To begin with, the first four are useless. You can live by the ten commandments and still lead a pretty immoral life. In fact, if you want a truly good book, you've got a rip a bunch of junk out of the bible, and then add a bunch of stuff in that was never there, but should have been.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-14331614504804738722016-08-29T14:10:20.572-07:002016-08-29T14:10:20.572-07:00It's really quite simple. William Miller star...It's really quite simple. William Miller started it all off back in the eighteen hundreds and that led to the Seventh Day Adventists who went gah gah over a frontal lobe impaired idiot called Ellen G. White, and they're still going door to door with that travesty called "The Great Controversy." Then, they split up into the Church of God Seventh Day that threw out some of the inanities, the Branch Davidians and I suppose some other largely unknown schisms. Along came Herbert who managed to worm his way into an ordination by COG07 while bringing in a lot of Mormonism, British israelism, Jehovah Witness madness and who knows what other stuff from wherever. He soon went independent so he could control the whole ball of wax for his benefit, and his only. It's just a rehash of what has been going on in the farce of Christianity since Emperor Constantine created it and forced it on the Western World back in the fourth century. Keep in mind that that was all based on myths much older than the entire history of the United States of America.<br /><br />Allen C. DexterAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-49113617069808124122016-08-29T13:57:03.660-07:002016-08-29T13:57:03.660-07:00Diggin' the flowery/pink curtain backdrop, Bob...Diggin' the flowery/pink curtain backdrop, Bob-o. It's what all the serious world commentators are using.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-31526123037217723942016-08-29T11:03:16.277-07:002016-08-29T11:03:16.277-07:00To think there was a time when I was forced to go ...To think there was a time when I was forced to go to hear this kind of stultifying garbage live in person for two or more hours each week and there was no off button, mute, or Pokemon Go. What a time to be alive!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-90961760328499077032016-08-29T10:52:06.834-07:002016-08-29T10:52:06.834-07:00Mental illness and / or alcoholism.Mental illness and / or alcoholism.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-29524040047942987122016-08-29T08:37:58.781-07:002016-08-29T08:37:58.781-07:00Why do COG ministers preach on such silly topics? ...Why do COG ministers preach on such silly topics? Because for the most part, they have zero real world experiences other than pointing the finger at everyone around them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-6372781287393089552016-08-29T06:43:41.126-07:002016-08-29T06:43:41.126-07:00Bitter Bob Gerald Flurry are the National Enquirer...Bitter Bob Gerald Flurry are the National Enquirer of Religion . Dave Pack got stuck in the WCG format of "12 Ways...." but refined it up to "90 reasons why I am ridiculous.y wrong...." <br /><br />Jesus? You mean KAH-RICED! You only use the word Jesus to wrap up a prayer in the COGs. But you wage war and control folks with Kah-Riced!DennisCDiehlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10417850852638492246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-43482297094076558632016-08-29T04:09:46.785-07:002016-08-29T04:09:46.785-07:00Not magnifying the ten commandments has been a maj...Not magnifying the ten commandments has been a major flaw from the very beginning. There's a knowledge explosion via self help books, yet these churches have chosen to ignore this, and rather focus members minds on technicalities that have no bearing on everyday life. Members have paid tens of thousand of dollars in tithes, yet after decades, are still morally confused.<br /><br />Cheers TradingGuyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-2272255945716625752016-08-29T04:03:07.553-07:002016-08-29T04:03:07.553-07:00"Get away from me with that leather-bound Dea..."Get away from me with that leather-bound Deadly Weapon!"<br /><br />Where's my bat from Bat Day at the baseball park? You wanna wave something at me, I'll "wave" something back at you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com