tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post4829571639227237672..comments2024-03-29T08:05:22.929-07:00Comments on Banned by HWA! News and Observations About Armstrongism and the Church of God Movement: UCG's Creepy Sock Puppet Back To Help You Make A DifferenceNO2HWAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018654662518613623noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-40669792979466236812016-08-22T16:47:11.479-07:002016-08-22T16:47:11.479-07:00preachy puppets<a href="http://rubmint.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/c90bf_advice-animals-memes-animal-memes-insanity-wolf-make-life-rue-the-day.jpg" rel="nofollow">preachy puppets</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-90894507176666030832016-08-22T07:30:26.297-07:002016-08-22T07:30:26.297-07:00I am totally in tears!
LEAVE JELLY ALONE! IT IS S...I am totally in tears!<br /><br />LEAVE JELLY ALONE! IT IS SO UNFAIR! WHAT DID JELLY EVER DO TO YOU?<br /><br />Now I'm out of Kleenex because of people who WON'T LEAVE JELLY ALONE!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-7661758900959442642016-08-19T09:19:41.104-07:002016-08-19T09:19:41.104-07:00Blasphemy gets you nowhere. Never answer a fool ac...Blasphemy gets you nowhere. Never answer a fool according to his folly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-91356188287262367262016-08-18T20:52:44.383-07:002016-08-18T20:52:44.383-07:00OMG! I just watched videos showing the TRUTH behin...OMG! I just watched videos showing the TRUTH behind Disneyland.<br /><br />Disneyland is CHOCK FULL OF SATAN!!!<br />After I saw the Satanic symbol on the Dumbo ride, I couldn't watch any further!<br /><br />It's SHOCKING!<br />Satan is amazingly tricky, using a cartoon mouse to open thousands of childrens' minds every single day to become DEMON POSSESSED!<br /><br />THANK YOU FOR ALERTING ME TO THIS!<br />I will now call Glenn Beck and Breitbart so that they can warn others. <br /><br />If a cartoon mouse can do all this, I shudder to think what a REAL mouse might be able to inflict on our children. It is truly MIND BOGGLING!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-16866210322375997812016-08-18T09:13:26.400-07:002016-08-18T09:13:26.400-07:00Let's not involve occult magician mickey mouse...Let's not involve occult magician mickey mouse. The truth behind Disneyland is all over Utube.The is video evidence of supernatural spirits walking around Disneyland itself. Dealing with the jelly muppet is enough. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-15158186010728367172016-08-18T06:42:51.979-07:002016-08-18T06:42:51.979-07:00"LEAVE JELLY ALONE!!!"
Hahaha!
The prob..."LEAVE JELLY ALONE!!!"<br /><br />Hahaha!<br />The problem with that stupid Jelly puppet (ripped off from Jim Henson and Disney) is that it's used to recruit and retain people into the UCG cult.<br /><br />Has anyone reported Jelly to Disney, as being a possible trademark violation?<br />Disney takes trademark and copyright violations very seriously (you could maybe even say "rabidly"), as do many other holders of trademarks and copyrights.<br /><br />Wouldn't it be great if Mickey told Jelly to cease and desist?!<br /><br />Email: tips@disneyantipiracy.com <br />Voice Mail: 818-560-3300<br />Mail: The Walt Disney Company Antipiracy Group<br />500 South Buena Vista Street<br />Burbank, California 91521-0644Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-41392056265902034782016-08-18T06:15:23.048-07:002016-08-18T06:15:23.048-07:00I believe it's inaccurate to say that one can ...I believe it's inaccurate to say that one can "defy and control the law [or theory] of gravity"<br /><br />I won't get into airplane design, Newton's laws of motion or misapplication of Bernoulli's principle, here.<br /><br />I'll simply say that in the case of a helium balloon, if you let go of it, it rises because of....... gravity!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-44967668816651240812016-08-17T22:51:17.900-07:002016-08-17T22:51:17.900-07:00Ronco, good reference. The NASA article is found o...Ronco, good reference. The NASA article is found on:<br /><br />https://www.grc.nasa.gov/www/k-12/airplane/wrong1.html<br /><br />It concludes with the following, which to me implies they still haven't mastered the topic.<br /><br />"The real details of how an object generates lift are very complex and do not lend themselves to simplification.<br />To truly understand the details of the generation of lift, one has to have a good working knowledge of the Euler Equations." Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-22152216717322859272016-08-17T20:55:06.701-07:002016-08-17T20:55:06.701-07:00"Also, this cannot explain how planes with sy..."Also, this cannot explain how planes with symmetrical wings can fly, how a paper plane can fly or how a plane can fly upside down in a straight line."<br /><br />Anon 6:16 PM<br /><br />I don't think a paper plane will stay up long enough to make it from Cleveland to Chicago...<br /><br />http://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/15981/how-can-airplanes-fly-upside-down<br /><br />Adjustable flaps and good old thrust do the trick.<br /><br />Ronco<br /><br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-53824313357733316512016-08-17T19:48:53.871-07:002016-08-17T19:48:53.871-07:00Well, it could be a lot worse- the Jehovah's W...Well, it could be a lot worse- the Jehovah's Witlesses have their own children's <br />superstitious garbage indoctrination video demonizing a made up plastic toy... <br /><br />https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/children/become-jehovahs-friend/videos/obey-jehovah/<br /><br />Thankfully, Sparlock the Warrior Wizard has his own defense web site:<br /><br />https://sparlockthewarriorwizard.wordpress.com/<br /><br />Don't forget the movie trailer...<br /><br />https://youtu.be/diDZhw6bRqc<br /><br />Ronco<br /><br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-7850016779783457082016-08-17T15:40:24.818-07:002016-08-17T15:40:24.818-07:00I'm anoy 11:39 and I won't shut up. It rep...I'm anoy 11:39 and I won't shut up. It represents alot. It's voice alone is not representing a childs voice either. Like that awful bird fountain HWA had bespoke made for ambassador halls. That puppet is awful.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-266600891515804892016-08-17T13:13:56.210-07:002016-08-17T13:13:56.210-07:00I don't understand why you all pick on Jelly. ...I don't understand why you all pick on Jelly. He is God inspired and leads chidlren to do good works. I agree, LEAVE HIM ALONE!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-18457410012569138702016-08-17T13:02:38.702-07:002016-08-17T13:02:38.702-07:00Shut up anonymous 11:39.
Jelly is more real than y...Shut up anonymous 11:39.<br />Jelly is more real than you are . <br />Now leave Jelly alone toadboyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-48389830876937458532016-08-17T11:39:09.793-07:002016-08-17T11:39:09.793-07:00Leave jelly alone ? Noway, that thing represents a...Leave jelly alone ? Noway, that thing represents a demond as far as I'm concerned. It's blue not human and why oh why couldn't they have used a child actor. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-37572305314483003892016-08-17T07:05:19.173-07:002016-08-17T07:05:19.173-07:00I'm torn on this one. At least it's not &q...I'm torn on this one. At least it's not "Jelly learns principles of proper Sabbath-keeping living in the Arctic circle" or "Jelly learns the Plain Truth about Pigs". I'll take the absence of law-thumping where I can.<br /><br /><br />But I want to know more about WHY Jelly wants to make a difference. Is it because Jesus told his followers that they would be known for the love they show for one another? Because Paul told him to esteem others better than himself? Because His Savior said that the greatest love was to lay down one's life for his friends? <br /><br />Or is it because a crochety old sock puppet named Herbie told his parents and grandparents about the "give" and "get" ways of life, profiting handsomely from their living the "give" way? Marthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12438486498450616814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-51736147914899363382016-08-17T05:42:21.743-07:002016-08-17T05:42:21.743-07:00Anyone else notice that the examples given are of ...Anyone else notice that the examples given are of the little blue guy being humiliated while "helping" a little girl? Not to mention that the examples were attempts at male gallantry not doing something that was actually helpful. Blows the mind to think about the subtexts.Mickeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12447091547346560787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-23359021272878106452016-08-16T20:42:32.997-07:002016-08-16T20:42:32.997-07:006:16, in the mid to late '60s, as drag racers ...6:16, in the mid to late '60s, as drag racers were approaching 200 mph at the top end of the 1/4 mile in their "rail jobs" there were sometimes problems with lift-off and spectacular crashes until ground effects were developed for the cars to keep them on the asphalt. This, of course, was a completely different problem from the wheel stands resulting from extreme torque that sometimes ended racers' runs as they left the line. A lot of interesting development has emanated from the speed trials at Bonneville Salt Flats as well. <br /><br />In the field of aeronautics, there's a lot of science not only behind flight, but also in attaining progressively greater speeds and altitudes of the planes. The shapes of the wings changed dramatically with the advent of the jet era following WW-II. But, the point still remains that a different set of natural laws of science were applied in such a way as to defy and control the law of gravity, so that flight could be possible. That's kind of neat when you think about it. No laws are being broken in the process, there is simply a confluence of other laws applied in such a way as to take precedence over the law that is generally dominant in practical situations. It's a kind of sublimation principle not realized, practiced or preached in Armstrong theology, and it's totally legit.<br /><br />BBByker Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15602697337552385535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-47116974553879521432016-08-16T19:56:50.951-07:002016-08-16T19:56:50.951-07:00LEAVE JELLY ALONE!
YES I AM YELLING.
I HAVE BEGG...LEAVE JELLY ALONE!<br />YES I AM YELLING. <br />I HAVE BEGGED YOU BEFORE TO LEAVE LITTLE GUY JELLY ALONE.<br />OH THE CRUELTY. OH THE ROTTEN PUPPET PREJUDICE AND BIAS OF THIS WEBSITE.<br /> <br />LEAVE JELLY ALONE. PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU. <br /><br />NOW I AM CRYING.LOVER OF JELLY DONUTSnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-10076397714482152612016-08-16T19:06:23.793-07:002016-08-16T19:06:23.793-07:00If Jelly wants to make a difference, maybe he coul...If Jelly wants to make a difference, maybe he could volunteer at a soup kitchen or for Habitat For Humanity.<br /><br />Since when did apocalyptic Armstrongism ever advocate making a difference? Clearly they haven't started now either.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-70690616063023362412016-08-16T18:16:38.430-07:002016-08-16T18:16:38.430-07:0012.13 PM 'Bad Moms' not bad either. Techni...12.13 PM 'Bad Moms' not bad either. Technically, it's high quality. <br />It's a myth that air pressure differences on the wings (lift) enables planes to fly. Mathematically, this doesn't give enough lift for flight. Also, this cannot explain how planes with symmetrical wings can fly, how a paper plane can fly or how a plane can fly upside down in a straight line. The answer, Newtons third law of for every action, there is a equal reaction. In order words, air is being pushed down, keeping the plane up. It's still not fully understood. NASA has an article on it on their web site.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-76140056731049042042016-08-16T18:05:26.660-07:002016-08-16T18:05:26.660-07:00Maybe Jelly could explain how HWA should have not ...Maybe Jelly could explain how HWA should have not screwed his daughter for over 10 years at the beginning of his ministry. Now that might be an education...Jameshttp://hwarmstrong.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-40414779023121328572016-08-16T17:58:47.978-07:002016-08-16T17:58:47.978-07:00Jelly should be telling the kids to study hard and...Jelly should be telling the kids to study hard and get good grades in school. Other wise, they could end up a dancin janitor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-49031194379380553822016-08-16T17:43:37.439-07:002016-08-16T17:43:37.439-07:00Malcolm Murray probably spoke badly of Jelly and t...Malcolm Murray probably spoke badly of Jelly and thus, lost his job. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-28091453513484425682016-08-16T17:36:37.197-07:002016-08-16T17:36:37.197-07:00Byker Bob, your metaphor also reminds me of "...Byker Bob, your metaphor also reminds me of <a href="https://youtu.be/yvfAtIJbatg?t=272" rel="nofollow">"voodoo cult cargo science"</a>. The natives would build airplane effigies in order to entice the gods to drop more food or aid. That is as far as their religion would allow them to think. They could only emulate so many things through the various rituals from their culture.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226103369043606765.post-88953682596581678222016-08-16T15:30:36.530-07:002016-08-16T15:30:36.530-07:00Super Marionette, ala Fireball XL5 or Thunderbird...Super Marionette, ala Fireball XL5 or Thunderbirds is better. Jelly, should go that direction career wise. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14910856904624749641noreply@blogger.com