Tuesday, October 9, 2012

UCG's Bill Bradford: HWA Was RIGHT!!!!!!!!


For some stupid reason I hold out hope that UCG is a little more enlightened than the other COG's.  Every time I think they are moving away from HWA idolatry along comes a fool that destroys that hope.  UCG is just as intellectually bankrupt as the rest of them.  Why do people sit there and listen to this stuff?

A reader here posted this as a comment on Dennis last post:


Would you believe in a LGD sermon on prophecy this past Monday UCG pastor Bill Bradford asserted that, "Herbert W. Armstrong was right! Maybe his timing was a little off, but he's completely correct! Everything he said that would come to pass is happening now!" 

I for one was left gobsmacked that he would utter such baloney! HWA wasn’t correct about anything! He was wrong about tithing, wrong about a Monday Pentecost, wrong about church government, wrong about divorce and remarriage, wrong about masturbation, wrong about the true church, wrong about the British royal family being descended from King David, wrong about Hitler being the Beast and Pius XII being the False Prophet, wrong about WWII being Armageddon, wrong about America and Britain being destroyed in a nuclear holocaust by 1975 and enslaved by a German-led European alliance, wrong about Christ returning by 1975, wrong about water baptism and laying on of hands, wrong about conventional doctors and medication, wrong about makeup, wrong about a place of safety and Petra, wrong about famine, disease epidemics and other natural disasters destroying America, wrong about God commissioning him through a dream to Loma to warn the world of Christ’s return by 1975, wrong about him being the Elijah to come or one of the two witnesses, wrong about so many things that it beggars belief that anyone with any shred of decency or integrity would say such nonsense! And pray do tell what exactly was so accurate about his prophecies that gave him greater insight and divine approval above other Christian groups like the Jehovah’s witnesses claiming Christ would return by 1975 or Bible fundamentalists claiming that the 10-nation EEC in Europe during the 1980s was the Beast of Revelation or the BIWF claiming that the US and UK are going to be punished in a future WWIII?

His record was dismal, he lacked prescience about a lot of contemporary issues of the day and there’s no way he had God’s seal of approval!

I think St. Malachy has a better track record in predicting the popes than Armstrong had in predicting anything! Besides when the Bible prophecies are in the process of being fulfilled it won’t be known by a secret few, but by the whole world!

Apostle Malm: FOR SHAME Those of You That Packed Your Suitcases On the Last Great Day!



Apostle Malm is back from celebrating his Feast of Legalism and is pissed once again at those who defiled his Feast of Law.  You sinning morons that started traveling on the "eighth day" or paid your hotel bill are spitting in the face of God.  You bad, bad people!

The Eighth Day, which is the first day AFTER the Feast of Tabernacles:  Is a High Holy Day,  Lev 23:36.   It is a Holy Convocation. You shall do no servile work (work of any kind)  therein.

For generations now, The Church of God has made it a practice to hold services early, on the Eighth Day;  to facilitate the travel plans of their members.  People claiming to be converted Godly people:  have paid bills, packed belongings, cleaned their temporary dwellings and traveled on this High Holy Day.  And their ministers have encouraged this in word and deed.

FOR SHAME:  This is a DISGRACE and a blot on your garments.  The Eternal will not hold you guiltless for defiling His Holy Time.  Repent quickly and turn from this wickedness;  lest ye be corrected.

Church people even purchase goods and services on Sabbath and Holy Days, especially in restaurants.  

Prophet Thiel Says Those Who Did Not Keep The Feast Are Easily Deceived By Satan



Bob Thiel, the "unofficial" Official spokesman for the Living Church of God and the worlds foremost authority on prophecy and Mayan gibberish, is taking a jab at everyone who did not keep the feast this year.  This is particularly aimed at lapsed ex-Armstrongites.  Thiel thinks that anyone who has left Armstrongism has turned their minds over to Satan and are now his agents. 

Yesterday was the last day of the Feast of Tabernacles.  Those who do not keep it are more likely to be deceived than those who do keep it.

Since you are all agents of Satan maybe you would like to print off the business card below and fill in your name so you can hand it out at next years Feast.

 

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Van Robison on, "Splinter Group Pastors of the WCG Drunk With Self-Importance"





Splinter Group Pastors of the WCG Drunk With Self-Importance






No splinter group elder or pastor of the WCG can give anyone eternal life or for that matter forgive the sins of anyone.   It is quite astonishing how self-appointed rulers of splinter group churches, think that they speak for God. It is also flabbergasting to contemplate how simple minded followers of splinter group rulers, think these church leaders represent God and truth.   It is also very frustrating for outsiders, who very clearly see massive spiritual abuse in the splinter group churches of the WCG.

Yes folks, it is spiritual abuse to be deceived by religious frauds in the pulpits.     It is spiritual abuse to be fleeced financially by wolves in sheep's clothing.   It actually borders on stupidity on the part of those who follow men in the pulpits, instead of following Jesus Christ.   Thinking that you are following Jesus Christ, by "obeying" skunks in the pulpits, is nothing less than deception.   It is as easy as falling off a log, to be deceived by charismatic public speakers, who can sell ice cubes to polar bears.

Every splinter group leader of the WCG, is a man with great vanity.   They don't speak for God/Jesus Christ, even though they proclaim that they do.   They speak only for the ulterior motive of your allegiance to themselves and obviously for your $money.    If you think it is not true, then bail out and see what happens.  Sure, all churches speak as if they speak for Christ, but the reality is that they speak for your bank account.   
Every television ministry if you can call it a "ministry", proclaims that they are preaching the Gospel to the world.   When was the last time you took a trip to visit any of these frauds and got a Birdseye view of their mansion, autos, airplanes and luxuries, all the while they have been "preaching the Gospel" to the world?  Obviously you never have.

Herbert W. Armstrong of the Worldwide Church of God lived in palaces, dined on the finest of food and tweeked his own personal vanity, by visiting "royalty" around the world, because he wanted them to think that he was "somebody" important.   In reality he was a fool.   The ONLY REASON some of the sources around the world received him, was because he brought to them extremely expensive gifts of Steuben Crystal, complements of the tithe paying church members.

Every pastor of every splinter group of the Worldwide Church of God is full of vanity and self-importance.  They are all, without exception self-appointed and why anyone would give them the time of day, is staggering to any thinking human being.    It is astonishing and amazing how simple minded so many adult human beings can be.   Why not STOP following men and follow Christ instead?


Van Robison