Wednesday, August 21, 2013

James Malm Now Telling His Acolytes How To Cook Meat



The legalistic bullshitter, James Malm, has to control everything a person does from the kitchen to the bedroom.  Right now he is going through the book of Leviticus trying to prove that everything is still applicable to today. I guess apostle Malm won't be eating any blood pudding.

The burning of the fat or kidneys in the Peace Offering indicates that the fat and kidneys belong to God.  The eating of fat or blood is expressly forbidden for the people of God.

3:17 It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat nor blood.

We need not work to remove every speck of marbling, however we should trim off obvious fat from meat and buy extra lean ground meat.  The extra lean ground meat can be improved by adding an egg and bread crumbs, or a dash of olive oil and our favorite spice.  It would also be proper to avoid deliberately high animal fat products like sausages.

WE should wash our meat and remove all possible blood.

James Malm: God Calls People To Start Splinter Groups Without Having Hands Laid Upon Them (Like Me)


Here is how James Malm and Bob Thiel get around the fact that neither of them are ordained yet now run splinter groups:

The laying on of hands sanctifies the sacrifice; and from this we have the doctrine of the laying on of hands.  I will; cover this doctrine another time, but I will say that men can and often do wrongfully lay hands on others; and that God does call people to jobs personally without the laying on of hands by men.
However, Malm also takes a swipe at his arch competitor, Bob Thiel, and his silly claim that when he was blessed by an LCG minister that it was a "double blessing"  and therefor he was set apart by God to form his own splinter personality cult.

So there you have it, justification that allows you to start your own group without being ordained. I can see the money starting to roll in!

James Malm Inches Closer Every Day To Starting His New Personality Cult




The apostle Malm, the Church of God's greatest Pharisee and promoter of legalistic bullshit has announced the name of his new "fund raising" organization.  Since the guy has not had a steady job in several years and spends all day dreaming up the next legalistic claptrap to burden his members with, this will turn into his own personal bank account.


ANNOUNCEMENTS:   The new tax exempt fund raising organization in the United States, named   ”Gospel Outreach International”  has been approved.  More information will be announced as soon as a mailing address and bank account have been set up.