Gird Your Loins and Light Your Lamps! The Final Phase of the Work Is Here!

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Ladies and gentlemen!  Fill your lamps with new oil and light them.  Gird your loins and prepare for the end is nigh!

But never fear, the righteous one is here to lead you into all truth! The one and only TRUE Church of God that has not been taken over by weak effeminate leaders is the Continuing Church of God.  Only the most desiccated COG members on the earth today are part of this amazing work.  With the recent humiliation of David C Pack, God has now placed his mantle on Bob Thiel unless there is another COG "organizational change."

It is the highly dedicated in the real Church of God (COG) that will finish the human part of the final phase of the work before (Matthew 24:14-15) and during (Revelation 11:3-14) the Great Tribulation and Day of the Lord. Presuming no significant organizational changes, for many reasons, the final phase of the work will be led by the Continuing Church of God (throughout Church of God history there have been significant organizational changes, so one must be cautious as more can happen).

Organizational changes have come and gone in Armstrongism.  Each new alliteration seems to be wackier than the last.  Bob Thiel is no exception.  How long will it be till Thiel's group splinters?

Thiel then makes this claim about his group - which has been the claim of all 700 splinter groups over the last  many decades.

This final phase of the work seemingly will consist of identifying what is happening in the world (specifically also in Europe, the Middle East, and the Anglo-descended nations), finishing the proclamation of Christ’s gospel of the kingdom as a witness along with persecution (Matthew 24:9-14), the rise and work of the two witnesses (Revelation 11:2-12; which will likely overlap a few days with Matthew 24:14), the likely assistance to the two witnesses by the scattered flock (Revelation 20:4; cf. Luke 9:2-6), the three angel’s messages (Revelation 14:8-11; plus other angelic interventions), and the witness of those persecuted and martyred for Jesus (cf. Revelation 17:6). And then Jesus will return and establish the Kingdom of God.

Thiel has been slyly hinting that he will be one of the two witless witnesses for quit some time now.  He will not directly say he is one of the two, but he feels he is.  He also believes his message will lead to great persecution for some in his personality cult.


Thiel thinks that because he  speaks out against Catholics and those that are ecumenical, they will soon try to kill him and his followers.

Being killed as the result of persecution is seemingly also part of the final phase of the work that some of God’s people will endure:

12 Here is the patience of the saints; here are those who keep the commandments of God and the faith of Jesus. 13 Then I heard a voice from heaven saying to me, “Write: ‘Blessed are the dead who die in the Lord from now on.’” “Yes,” says the Spirit, “that they may rest from their labors, and their works follow them.” (Revelation 14:12-13; cf. 6:11)

Thiel obviously has been reading the Dave Pack Play Book because he too feels his ranks will soon swell to impressive numbers. COG members will soon flock to this last great work spearheaded by Thiel.  The  only problem with this influx of new members is that mos of them are fake Christians because they will not sick by Thiel's side in times of trouble.

It is possible that this short work will temporarily swell the ranks of the Church of God (including some Philadelphians, but perhaps with many Laodiceans and many others not truly faithful—many may well fall away—though some of the first will be last and the last first, cf. Mark 10:31). Some will be faithful and bear fruit, while many others may leave (cf. Matthew 13:18 -23; 2 Thessalonians 2:3) once the persecuting tribulation that seems prophesied to occur prior to the Great Tribulation hits (cf. Matthew 24:9-10;21). Then the end will come.

As Bob grows into his two witless witness position he and his group will face more and more persecution. The news media and others will start going through his literature with a fine tooth come where they will mock it.

Partially because the message of the COG, the people of the holy covenant, will enrage the upcoming prince/king of the North (Daniel 11:28-30). One or more associated with the Continuing Church of God will be identifying that the European “prince” (Daniel 9:26-27) who is rising up to become a king, will not be able to truly bring peace, but instead about bring war and will be in league with the final Antichrist. This will likely trigger major media coverage. Scrutiny of real, as well as claimed, COG literature will likely happen and various aspects of real and incorrect COG doctrines will likely be ridiculed. Final Phase

Thiel continues to suffer from humiliation by Rod Meredith and others who mock his self-appointed status.  He feels he is too great of man to deserve this ridicule.

Read Thiel's missive here.

I Am STILL Angry That Rod Meredith Ignored My Demands!

About a decade ago, evangelist R.C. Meredith and I were talking and he agreed with various points I was raising about the end time work. And back then, I was able to help lead him to essentially state that in the end it would not mainly be the message of the COG vs. the Protestants, but it would be the COG basically vs. the ecumenical religion that will rise up in the end that will likely (for a while) refer to itself as “Catholic.” In 2005, during the Feast of Tabernacles in Clearwater Beach, after a private lunch, we and our wives met at his hotel room and I also discussed various aspects of the final phase of the work with him–and I had other meetings, discussions, and emails related to that with the other Charlotte evangelists through December 14, 2012. Yet, even though he and others in his church agreed to take many steps related to the final phase of the work, few, if any, of the promised steps were taken by his group–this is a major part of why the Continuing Church of God needed to form.

Bob Thiel just CANNOT get over the fact that Rod Meredith ignored his prophetic utterances  Meredith failed to realize that Thiel is now the only human channel God is working through on this demon-possessed earth.

Ron Weinland Releases Earth-shattering Pivotal Sentence!!!!!!!!!

That lovable, narcissistic, delusional, imprisoned felon, Ron Weinland, thinks so highly of his important messages that he released on May 4, 2014 a single sentence of such mind boggling significance that he is calling it of "...pivotal importance..." The single sentence is a teaser for a letter he is writing to his rapidly dwindling flock about Pentecost and the non-return of Jesus Christ this Pentecost. Either Weinland is now smoking crack in prison or his play sessions with Bubba have further clouded his already delusional mind.

This forthcoming message is so spectacular that he is calling it an "inset post" because he is inserting it in a middle of a long series of idiotic rantings on "fellowship" in his cult.  That series is a desperate attempt by Ronnie to stop the ongoing defections of members from his cult because of the reign of terror by Laura and Audra and his mountain of failed prophecies.

Here is the sentence that is of the most "pivotal importance."

“Pentecost of 2014 is not the day that Christ will return to begin his role of King of kings, yet that day will prove to be one of immense pivotal importance and timing in his coming.”

Well, duh!  Every single one of us sitting here today and 99.9999999999999% of the world know this "truth" also.  That does not matter to Ronnie though.  He is doing advance work to cover up last years prediction that he realizes will not happen again this year.

For the last several years he has said Jesus Christ would return on

Pentecost 2008

Pentecost 2012

Pentecost 2013

 Now we can add the following to the list:

Pentecost 2014

Ronnie refuses to take his own words to heart that if anything he has mentioned has failed then he is a false prophet.  Here is his own words:

One of Ronnie Weinland's ex-elder's says this:

"...when the management of all the lies becomes unmanageable then the exposure of the lies will happen. I am of the opinion that ronnie is very close to this now. When human reasoning becomes acutely aware of doubt and inconsistency the questioning of the author will begin. For some, this can take a long period time. This is why Ronnie keeps the disfellowshipment confined to local areas. If it were church wide and the number is high that also will raise suspicion and questions.

This is the work of a clever cultist."

Play UCG Lingo Bingo Before Cranky Oldsters Take It Down

Those wild and crazy youngsters at UCG have come up with a new Bingo game, though I can guarantee that most young people in UCG have no idea what some of these are referring to.

Let's see how long this stays up before some cranky old curmudgeon in Cincinnati complains.  Its not kosher to have fun with church history.

May the Force be with the Young One's!

Ron Weinland Minister Claims God's Prophet Laura Spearheading the Church Because Ron Is Unjustly Accused

The craziness in Ron Weinland's rapidly dwindling splinter cult continues unabated.  Mike's  Dont Drink the Flavor Aid Served By False Prophets has an entry up today quoting one of Ron's ministers, Jim Jamieson, who is claiming Ron is "falsely accused" despite being found guilty by a jury with mountains of evidence.  Sometimes I think people are deliberately blinded to reality.

Look at the two witnesses, God’s two prophets at this time, just not only what they’ve gone through since the Apostasy and how God built courage in them and courage to, you know…”No, I’m not here for a paycheck. I’m here to obey God,” and to walk away from that, and beginning this, starting this end-time work. Look at where we’re at right now. One of, you know, God’s prophets sitting falsely accused in prison, and then his wife, the prophet of God is, you know, out there spearheading this Church and carrying it on and doing the administration and being able to get up in front of congregations as she visits and update all of us and keep us updated on Ron and whatnot. And you know, just the courage that’s there with both of them. And, you know, we need to pray for not only God’s two witnesses, to give them Godly courage, but for each and every one of us, you know. How has God prepared us with Godly courage for what is ahead, you know? And He has, and we might not realize it, but the trials we go through and overcome, well, we learn that, you know, to trust in God and have that Godly courage.   Falsely Accused of Godly Courage