Wednesday, July 27, 2022

The Official Tiny Little Prophet Of The COG Erupts In A Gaseous Cloud As He Claims The U.S. Will Have It's Gut's Ripped Open By A Volcano


Our favorite tiny little prophet was sitting in his tiny little world headquarters last night searching the news to find something significant to fit his end-of-the-world scenarios he needs to happen in order to prove he was right. Lo and behold, a volcano erupted in Japan and the eyes of the tiny prophet glazed over in orgasmic delight. Always in need of some kind of death and destruction, this volcanic eruption was the perfect reminder of how HE and HE ALONE has been warning the world...well, actually his 150 Caucasians, about the imminent punishments his god is just itching to dish out on Americans and other British Israelite nations. 

The world's greatest and tiniest end-time prophet starts off by quoting a link from Twitter about volcanic eruptions:

Oh, noes!!!!!! Volcanos erupt!!!

Elijah Joshua ben-Thiel then goes on to remind us of a 2018 news story in the official COG Pravada new source WND, that Yellowstone National Park is a steaming caldera ready to explode...

Meanwhile, in Yellowstone, scientists say a massive eruption could be 6,000 times more powerful that Washington state’s Mount St. Helens in 1980, which killed 57 people an deposited ash in 11 different states and five Canadian provinces. 
 
If the volcano explodes, a climate shift could ensue as the volcano would spew massive amounts of sulphur dioxide into the atmosphere, which can form a sulphur aerosol that reflects and absorbs sunlight. 
 
If all that is not enough to worry about, there are three more volcanos in California alone that are have threat levels listed as “very high” – Mount Shasta, Lassen Volcanic Center and Long Valley Volcanic Region. Three more are listed at “high threat” levels – Clear Lake Volcanic Field, Medicine Lake Volcano and Salton Buttes. VOLCANO ALERTS: You want to talk 'catastrophic climate change'?

Our almost arrested martyr then goes on by reminding us that HE has been WARNING us about Yellowstone for years (as have geologists since before Bwana Bob was born). In his sad pathetic pseudo-powerfulness, he warns us that when Yellowstone erupts it could “literally tear the guts out of the United States of America”.

For many years, I have warned readers that Yellowstone poses a threat (e.g New Madrid earthquake risk and Iceland’s subglacial volcano erupting; any risk from Yellowstone?). Here is something from my book Biden-Harris: Prophecies and Destruction:

Disasters, especially if there is an ElectroMagnetic Pulse (EMP) attack, a severe solar flare storm, devastating hurricane (s) something like a massive volcanic eruption and/or massive earthquake could be part of a so-called “perfect storm” of events that could set the U.S.A. for destruction.

Consider the devastation of New Orleans by Hurricane Katrina. Multiply that by other disasters. The U.S.A. is at risk. Notice, also, the following related to Dr. Michio Kaku’s assessment of Yellowstone:

Scientists assure us that one day the absolutely massive Yellowstone supervolcano will once again experience a Category 8 eruption, and if it happened today it would “literally tear the guts out of the United States of America” … “Instead of having 50 states of the Union, we would have 30 states of the Union.” [Snyder M. As Yellowstone Awakens, Dr. Michio Kaku Warns That It Could “Literally Tear The Guts Out Of The United States Of America”. Economic Collapse Blog, February 2019}

A ‘perfect storm’ of disasters, internal strife, and misplaced confidences will make the U.S.A. a nation that can be defeated. (Thiel B. Biden-Harris: Prophecies and Destruction. Nazarene Books, 2021)

I can just see Bwana Bob bouncing in his chair when he read this. It probably took several minutes for those arms to stop flailing!! The ultimate COG fantasy needs as many deaths and destruction as possible and this fits the bill perfectly! Millions are dead, the volcanic cloud darkens the sun, and a giant hole is left in the earth. Woo Hoo and pass the matzos!

Beware though, it is not only the U.S. that will suffer but also New Zealand! Oh, double noes!!!!!

Of course, it is not just North America or Asia that could be affected by supervolcanoes. 
 
Consider also New Zealand:

The North Island of New Zealand is chock full of volcanoes—and big volcanoes at that. No less than four major calderas sit in the Taupo Volcanic Zone (TVZ) that stretches from White Island in the north to Ruapehu in the south. One of the most violent volcanic eruptions in human history took place in ~186 AD from Lake Taupo. That rhyolitic (high silica) eruption produced an ash plume that may have towered 50 kilometers (164,000 feet!) over the caldera, what we call an “ultraplinian” eruption (and anything that is “ultra” has to be big). More recently, Tarawera in the Okataina caldera erupted in 1886 in one of the most explosive basaltic (low silica) eruptions on record that had ash plume that reached 10 kilometers (~32,000 feet) and buried a number of towns along with blasting a new valley out of the landscape. The North Island is definitely a place where volcanic unrest is taken seriously.

Once again, thinking rather highly of himself, the Great Bwana reminds us that he has traveled to New Zealand!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I should mention that my family and I visited Rotorua, New Zealand twice. We also visited Taupo decades ago.

Well, I have been to Yellowstone four years in a row now, so that makes me a volcanologist! Yes, sirree Bob! I is one!!!

Anyway, all of these erupting scenarios are leading to one thing and that is the end times, at least the end times that have taken up residence in Bwana Bob's head.

Now could Yellowstone, Rotorua, or some other area with major volcanic potential possibly explode before (Mark 13:8) or during the time of the Great Tribulation? 
 
It would seem possible. 
 
Jesus warned about a time of earthquakes and troubles:

8 … And there will be earthquakes in various places, and there will be…troubles. These are the beginnings of sorrows. (Mark 13:8) 
 
The beginning of sorrows is BEFORE the start of the Great Tribulation.

Bwana Bob, the world's foremost volcanologist then warns us with this incredible revealed knowledge:

A supervolcanic eruption such as one at Yellowstone could cause major “troubles,” and truly impact the USA and Canada. An earthquake could trigger this. Volcanic eruptions spew out melted elements and can cause much destruction.

I could say here, "Well, no shit Sherlock!" but I won't. 

Volcanologist Bwana Bob then goes on to warn us with his prophetic vision:

For years I have warned that the USA could be hit with a ‘perfect storm’ of events and disaster that could weaken it during the ‘beginning of sorrows’ so that it would be easier for it to be taken over at the start of the Great Tribulation. Now, we see that the space agency NASA sees Yellowstone as a serious risk. And while some will scoff and say that the probability is too low, less statistically ‘probable’ events have happened. Plus, because of the decline in morality in the USA, destructive events are going to hit it. 


Of course, it is not just North America that could be affected by supervolcanoes before the coming Great Tribulation (Matthew 24:21).

There are volcanoes in many parts of the world and nearly all can cause major problems. But as Yellowstone is in the USA, it would be those in the USA, and probably Canada, that would be the most affected by it should it erupt.

Coulda, shoulda, woulda. The official COG prophet mantra.

So brethren, heed the official COG volcanologist and his prophetic warnings and join the one true end-time church doing the only work in the world today. Your salvation depends upon it!

Things will not remain as they have. Yellowstone could erupt. Elements will melt. Get your spiritual life in order. 
 
Also AFTER the start of the Great Tribulation, there is a prophecy that sounds like destruction from a volcano: 
 
8 Then the second angel sounded: And something like a great mountain burning with fire was thrown into the sea, and a third of the sea became blood. 9 And a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed. (Revelation 8:8-9)

Volcanoes do pose a threat.

Well, sh.....! 


Worldwide The Unchosen Church Podcast: After leaving the church, Dave Bonnett attended seminary and is now the pastor of a Texas church


 




Church hurt, women’s roles in ministry, and pastor worship are all topics that we discuss with Pastor Dave on this week’s episode. Dave grew up in a legalistic, authoritarian church that preached you had to earn your salvation by works. Today, he’s a non-denominational pastor at the Life Church in Texas that preaches salvation by grace. Learn why, unlike a lot of our guests who gave up on religion after leaving the Worldwide Church of God, Dave went the opposite route, attending seminary and then later becoming a pastor. Learn, too, how his time in a high-demand religious group informs the way he ministers today. You can reach out to Dave at DaveThePastor7@gmail.com.

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Tuesday, July 26, 2022

Wayne Turgeon: Love Your Enemies But Ignore Your Family Members Who Are No Longer Part of PCG

One of the sad hallmarks of the current COG splinter group masquerading as the Philadelphia Church of God is its abhorrent treatment of family members and friends who are not part of the PCG, especially those who left the church for various reasons.

Fathers and mothers have turned against children. Children have turned their backs on parents and grandparents. The abominable edicts from Flurry, Turgeon and other goosestepping henchmen of the PCG have separated families so horrifically that it has led to suicide by several members. They have no problem with this and hold their heads up high and puff their chests out pretending to be enforcing God's standards.

Turgeon writes:

I have dealt with situations where I needed to love my “enemies.” Some of those relations have improved to the point where these people are now great friends of mine. It showed me, personally, that God will bless us if we follow this command. 
 
Verse 44 ends, “… and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you.” God’s Church will definitely face more intense persecution. When persecuted and unjustly accused, it can be hard not to become indignant and try to retaliate. Christ is clear that we must endure people’s mistakes as well as any intentionally hateful acts. There will come a time when the offender may repent, and we must be quick to forgive them. 
 
“That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust” (verse 45). All who ever lived are potentially God’s children, and He loves each and every one of them. We happen to be part of the firstfruits, but there will be many more to follow Christ’s and our example. 
 
“For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same? And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?’’ (verses 46-47). These publicans were tax collectors who most despised. There were also Gentiles at that time who were regarded as dirty, disgusting dogs. We have to have love for the whole world, not just those in God’s Church today. Anybody in the world can love their inner circle of friends and associates, but it takes the love of God to sacrifice for even those who hate you. Turn the Other Cheek

Here is the instructions  that Gerald Flurry commanded all of his followers to do:

July 22, 2016 
My mate has former friends from PCG who have told of a brand new ruling sent down from King Flurry that was announced last Sabbath. Jerry Flurry, in his "omnipotent wisdom," has ruled that now all contact with unbaptized children who have left the PCG is to be terminated immediately. 
It has been the policy for years that parents were still allowed to talk to children who have left the PCG only If they were unbaptized. Now Pope flurry has even taken away that small mercy. 
The talk amongst the children now affected by this judgment is that this will push many PCG families over the edge and force them to leave or get put out. Others feel that this will put one more nail in the coffin of Flurryism. Flurry is looking more and more like "mad King George" as his actions are ruining the PCG. All of his egomaniacal pipe dreams have come to nothing. The dig in Jerusalem has failed. The PCG radio station broadcast from the Edmond compound has failed. Membership has plummeted since the late 90s and there is almost no growth. Some wonder that in the end all that will be left is a small "Jonestown faithful" secluded on the Edmond compound. --Former PCG member. Exit and Support

To read more on the true Philadelphian love that the PCG exemplifies, check out the following:

Gerald Flurry Commands Cult Members to Cut Off ALL Contact With Nonmember Children

MaryAnn McCullough: Philadelphia Church of God Causes ANOTHER Suicide In Milton, Ontario Congregation

Gerald Flurry And PCG Have Blood On Their Hands AGAIN Because Of Another Suicide Of A Member

















Gerald Flurry: Herb Auditorium Points To The New Jerusalem!

 


Self-appointed COG leaders, prophets, and apostles say some of the stupidest things:

God will go to extreme lengths to help us understand and focus on new Jerusalem. We are in the last hour, and I believe one of the most profound and spectacular ways God is getting us to focus on new Jerusalem is by building and properly using His house. Armstrong Auditorium is a $20 million facility we have built at our headquarters campus. We made it the highest quality we possibly could, because it points us to the new Jerusalem that we will inhabit in the future! The same God who shall govern new Jerusalem rules this house today—His eternal message flows from that building! We need to think deeply about this; God’s house and new Jerusalem are connected in a very special way. The new Jerusalem vision reverberates within the walls of this most royal house.

Sunday, July 24, 2022

Dave Pack: “Weeping For Tammuz”

 



“Weeping For Tammuz”

 

Against the advice of Dr. Frederik Jaco Viljoen, let us travel into the not-so-far Wayback Machine to refresh our memories of what David C. Pack has said that he now wishes we had forgotten.

 

Part 378 – June 15, 2022

@ 23:07 So, this is a critical thing to understand. We’ve got the right month…I’m now convinced…if nothing happened in the month of Tammuz, I would be weeping…You cannot get outside this month.

 

@ 37:30 I won’t be telling you we’re gonna wait a month. That’s impossible. You could throw my own words back up against me if you will.

 

Challenge accepted.

 

Part 367 – May 14, 2022

@ 1:31:35 And if you were following the scriptures and not just me, when you walk outta here you’ll be able to see the exact same dates in the scripture. If you don’t, then you don't understand calendars, you don't understand months, or math, or anything else.

 

Part 379 – June 25, 2022

@ 19:05 It is impossible that it is any other month and I’m stressing that so everybody is crystal clear what’s at stake here tonight.

 

Part 380 – July 1, 2022

@ 1:26:38 If for some reason it’s not this picture, I will not bend it. I’ll tell ya that now. Have to be an oracle. I’d have to have Gabriel in this ear and Michael in this ear telling me to change it in some way. And maybe Christ Himself for something.

 

Part 382 – July 17, 2022

@ 1:13:12 I can’t come back with different math.

 

Part 376 – June 13, 2022

@ 08:22 August is impossible. I knew that…There was no possible way to make the inflection points through this period fit August. It’s just impossible.



Newsflash: Tammuz 29/Av 1 is no longer the big deal!

 

Dave cannot put the whole month of Tammuz behind him fast enough.

 

The Feast of Trumpets is now the focus (no more flirting) and the new date of Av 15 is the precursor to watch for.

 

You just cannot make this stuff up. Well, David C. Pack can and does. As time goes on, he proves that he has more in common with L. Ron Hubbard than Herbert W. Armstrong.

 

Refreshed from his vacation, David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God could not wait to get back to the TammuzCooking Table to ruin yet another Sabbath for the members at Headquarters. Well, for those who were able to attend since there was an outbreak of COVID after the Summer Picnic last week. Rain and COVID will be a challenge to beat for fun activities next year.

 

The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 383) was given to an unsurprised audience during services on July 23, 2022. I mean, what else could he possibly do? Admit he is a fraud? Ha!

 

@ 00:45 What could we possibly still need to know? Well, I made…three of the most startling discoveries in the whole series. And we are still absolutely on track. In fact, you’ll see more than ever how that track lays and why we are still on it.

 

@ 06:54 You’re gonna love this journey. Trust me.

 

Dave must have spent hours in the car formulating how to be delusional without sounding delusional. Next time, he should consult with Brad who would teach him how to better polish his material.

 

When you go to the movies and hear a character say, “Trust me,” what do they later reveal themselves to be? (Unless it is Indiana Jones telling you with a wink and a smile.)

 

@ 03:23 When is the Day of the Lord? Now, I thought it was Av 1. But we gotta ask again since Av 1 is a few days away. Nobody can possibly believe that Thursday…is the Day of the Lord. So, when is it? Can you know?

 

When something Past-Dave said was a few days away, even Present-Dave admits it cannot be true. That is a philosophy that has served me very well thus far. If anyone wants to tell Dave my secret, just let them know that I disbelieve him the moment the words fall from his lips. That success rate has been quite high.

 

@ 09:29 I’ve explained that sometimes I’m just uncomfortable with things. And when God gives me that feeling of discomfort, I know the Comforter is not comfortable in me, I better start digging.

 

You can look at that two ways: 1) He is digging his own ditch to fall into again; 2) He is an Army soldier digging a hole only for the purpose of filling it up again. Both are equally accurate.

 

Maybe the Comforter is telling you to shut the hell up, Dave. Ever consider that? Of course not.

 

I cannot shake the image of a senior citizen wandering the halls of a convalescent care center discovering a new room each time he ventures out. That unexplored room is the one the nurse keeps returning him to that miraculously has all his stuff already in it.

 

As a non-prophet/non-psychic, I can see in my mind’s eye Dave sitting in the rec room in a bathrobe staring at a chess board while preaching to the pawns about how “right he is” that it is “impossible to go another year.”

 

Please excuse Dave. He forgot to take his meds.

 

For no reason at all, I looked up the term, "functional insanity" just to see what would pop up. I invite the curious to do the same. See if you can discern any parallels.

 

@ 28:31 So that’s a powerful proof. Not only that the Day of the Lord comes on Trumpets, but it cannot be next year or the year after. So, if anybody thinks we can go another three years, then I guess then I guess, you know, I guess we could. But, there are other metrics that put us in this year.

 

He ran out of gas with his train of thought there. The “other metrics” are being held back for a message to be delivered later this week. I am already shivering with excitement.

 

@ 38:52 Everything’s gonna be settled for us by math.

 

Because the math thus far has proven to be been tremendously successful.

 

@ 38:55 You won’t hafta worry about anything. It’ll be impossible to misunderstand.

 

Except when Dave goes home, feels uncomfortable, and then understands that he misunderstood.

 

@ 39:01 Now I’m gonna show you, I don’t know how in the world we missed this. I consider it one of the most stunning things I’ve ever discovered in the Bible. I’ve run it by several ministers. They kinda blink and wonder, “How did we miss this?”

 

Dave re-discovered the Mustard Seed and other Kingdom parables in Luke 13 and Matthew 13. He realized there was a “missing kingdom” hidden in those parables that he and the “ministers” did not see.

 

@ 39:46 It just opened my mind and I believe God just simply gave me things that would end the Mystery of God right before all these events were supposed to go down.

 

Is this inspiration from God or a case of, "Where else were you going to go with it?" As basic as left foot, right foot, Dave opens his Bible and finds another trap door that he can slip through and then trick the audience into thinking NOW he has the full picture.



I think it. Therefore, it exists. I think it. Therefore, it is true.

 

This is the Dave thought process in a nutshell. If you understand this, you understand him.

 

@ 53:21 So, the First Kingdom foretells the Kingdom of God. You hafta have two kingdoms. It’s impossible to not have two kingdoms before The Day of the Lord. So, there’s one kingdom before the Kingdom of God that comes in iterations forever…It’s a mustard seed.

 

@ 53:44 I’m gonna tell you in a minute exactly how many days it is and then it’s gonna be math, it’ll be impossible to be confused. You’ll go outta here on air and we’ll find out it’s fairly close.

 

@ 57:40 Subtract 1290 from 1335, what do you get? I’ll tell you what you get. You get the length of the first Kingdom of God. And the answer is 45 days. It’s math. It’s inarguable. I’d go to my grave saying there’s no way to change that.

 

Does he know these things are being recorded? Perhaps Ed can slip him a note to let him know that what he says will be remembered even days after he said it.

 

His prophetic fixation is like a magnet. Whatever is on the horizon is what he is attracted to. If it is Christmas, then that becomes a big deal. If it is Valentine’s Day, then that becomes a big deal. Passover. Spring. Iyar. Tammuz. July 4. Now, his internal magnet has snapped all the way to Trumpets but the math subtracts 45 days to get to Av 15. His annual cycles are so predictable; you could almost set your watch to him.

 

With Dave, there is forever going to be “more of the story.” If you are waiting for the train to completely stop before you jump off RCG folks, that ain’t gonna happen.

 

Once Dave began to set dates, he put in motion a cycle that can never and will never stop. If he ever stops setting dates, he would have to stew in the juices of his own failure and that would be too bitter for him to swallow.

 

He went “all in” with Tammuz and is now welshing on the bet. How many times can any person keep asking the House for a new marker? The members of The Restored Church of God seem to be granting Dave an endless line of credit. Do not be surprised when he never pays it back.


There are only a few rational explanations as to what is going on with David C. Pack and The Restored Church of God through this Greatest Unending Story series.

 

1) God is doing this

2) Dave is doing this

3) A dark spirit is doing this

 

Those three options can blend together. 1 & 2. 2 & 3. Or just 2 by itself.

 

If you weigh the fruit of how this has been done and all that has been produced, what else can a rational human being conclude?

 

Here is one last parting quote to keep fresh in our minds.

 

Part 376 – June 13, 2022

@ 27:45 …but if I’m not faithful to the truth, then forget it. We need somebody else…




Marc Cebrian

See: Weeping for Tammuz