"The David C. Pack fecal-rich failathon continues"

Too Simple To Get Wrong

 

The David C. Pack fecal-rich failathon continues. As a reminder, the next date on the table is set to fail in less than 15 hours. Set your alarm clock. Or don’t. Whatever.

 

Tuesday, October 25 at 10:56am eastern

 

During “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 400),” Dave took a switch to the backside of the staff and informed them cuts were coming. He castrated Herbert W. Armstrong and the entire ministry of The Worldwide Church of God. God is going to destroy Thanksgiving and football. And he revealed that everyone in the room had never understood the gospel before.

 

The Headquarters congregation must have been aflutter to find out after supper who would get nailed in Part 401. Turns out, it was David C. Pack.

 

Within the first minute, he summarized the root problem with RCG today. He explained what was wrong with him, his motivations, and the direction the church was tracking.

 

This one sentence IS The Restored Church of God. This one sentence IS David C. Pack. And all the enablers at Headquarters. And all the zealots cheerleading from their chairs. Ready?

 

 

@ 00:45 The devil has to keep God’s people away from His plan.

 

 

Before 2015, The Restored Church of God was building momentum. The World to Come broadcast was on global television and growing on YouTube. Exciting projects were planned. New literature was being written. People were happy and excited to be there. Hope for the future was bright. There was a "pep in the step" of employees and lay members in Wadsworth.

 

With seven years of “The Greatest Unending Story!” now on record, what do they have to show for it?

 

No new literature. No new World to Come—it will be five years in December. No gospel message preached to the world. No exciting projects. No videos keeping social media active. No Behind the Work to excite the brethren at the Feast. Staff is paid to sit and listen to weekday messages for hundreds of hours each year, keeping everyone from being effective, productive, and efficient. There is no Work going on over there.

 

RCG is now the David C. Pack Sermon Machine. Sermons and trees. That is their primary focus. With an occasional $500,000 lawn to acquire. (Enjoy your evening walks a lot more these days, Dave?)

 

 

Dave preached that the bottomless pit of Revelation might become the Lake of Fire. This topic is popular in Canada, so I will throw them a bone.

 

@ 05:46 If there’s smoke and fire in the bottomless pit, which sounds an awful lot like the center of the earth, which is molten anyway,…and you're thrown into the Lake of Fire, and you know that the devil goes into the Lake of Fire…Where do you think the Lake of Fire is?

 

@ 07:43 Is the entrance to the bottomless in Jerusalem?

If his theory is correct, there is a hole on the surface in Jerusalem that has a cavern leading to the earth's molten core. God could do that. However…

 

The earth's core is about 1,800 miles (2,900 kilometers) from the surface. The terminal velocity of a skydiver is approximately 60 meters per second. Dave may like to do this kind of calculation, but I do not. Giggle away, Pete.

 

The Mathletes out there can fact-check me, but a human being traveling for 2,900,000 meters at 60 meters per second would take over 13 hours to reach the Lake of Fire. Maybe they tuck in their arms and bend their legs to get it under 12 hours because they are in a hurry to end it all. If you can hold the cannonball position for 12 straight hours, more power to ya.

 

I am no geologist, but I am pretty sure molten rock is a tad denser than water. So, if a human body striking water at 60 meters per second would splatter them instantly, would not striking liquid rock negate the need for any heat?

 

If Dave’s theory were true, the Lake of Fire could be Lake Tahoe because the person would be dead before a hair is even singed. Maybe the burning would be for cleanup and not to agonize anyone.

 

Whether Dave thinks God wants to squish people after 13 hours of free fall contemplation or the law of physics is suspended at the end of the journey, so people float gently into the molten lava, I cannot say.

 

Either way, I can envision him watching, wearing sunglasses, reclined in a lawn chair sipping a Mai Tai while eating popcorn. Dave that is the kind of human being I believe you to be.

 

 

A few minutes later, Dave was able to take an after-supper swipe at Herbert W. Armstrong while reading Revelation 17:10 because the same point made in Part 400 was not over-explained to his satisfaction.

 

@ 09:04 “And there are seven kings. Five are fallen, one is, and the other's not yet come." Mr. Armstrong, I think, understood that partly maybe because of Sardis. But he may have come to understand some things himself, which is one of the reasons why I tend to tip him away from 1%. That was very, very important. But he was only looking for the Seventh Head.

 

Dave had humility oozing from his pores as he graciously “tips” Herbert W. Armstrong’s prophetic understanding meter away from 1%. We assume he means climbing the ladder up to the 5% mentioned in Part 400.

 

The wicked historian in me remembered that Revelation 17:10 was critical “proof” to David C. Pack that Herbert W. Armstrong of the Worldwide Church of God was an apostle of God’s True Church.

 

I thankfully pulled the book “I Will Send Elijah To Restore All Things” from the dumpster before the gasoline was poured and the match lit over at the RCG Mail Building in 2015.

The subheading “Revelation 17:10 From a Mid-1930s Perspective!” is found on pages 76-77.

 

God revealed a tremendous amount of overall prophetic understanding

to—and through—Herbert W. Armstrong. Ponder for a moment just the

number of books and booklets he wrote that were almost entirely about

prophecy: The Wonderful World Tomorrow, The United States and

Britain in Prophecy, The Book of Revelation—Unveiled at Last!, The

Middle East in Prophecy, Are We In the Last Days? and more. This introduces

a major point of proof.

 

Revelation 17:10 speaks of the seven heads of the Holy Roman

Empire. We have long known that one of the most amazing facts about

this scripture is its time-sensitive phrase, “Five have fallen, one IS, and

one is yet to come.” Mr. Armstrong carefully discusses this passage in

another of his booklets on prophecy titled, Who or What Is the Prophetic

Beast? (p. 14).

 

Let’s understand. The sixth head, or Roman revival, culminated in

Adolf Hitler’s Nazi Germany. In late 1933, as Mr. Armstrong’s

Philadelphian ministry began, Hitler had been in power for almost a year.

He was the existing head described as “one is.” The phrasing of this verse

shouts that the full understanding of Daniel’s prophecies would remain

hidden (they were “closed up and sealed till the time of the end” – Dan.

12:9), along with the book of Revelation, until the 1930s, when the sixth

head would be in place.

 

This puts Herbert W. Armstrong directly into the center of the

revealing process that God would initiate thousands of years after the

books of Daniel and Revelation were written. Think of this another way.

Had Mr. Armstrong come a little earlier, the verse would not have fit, or

it would have had to state, “Five are fallen, and two are not yet come.”

Had Mr. Armstrong’s ministry started just 12 years later, the verse again

would not fit, or it would have had to state, “Six are fallen, and one is yet

to come.”

 

How long has it been since you were reminded of the profound

importance of this astonishing passage? Honest minds simply cannot

explain away its direct correlation to how God intended, for thousands

of years, to use a certain man to restore (or actually reveal)—AT THAT

SPECIFIC TIME!—to full understanding the approximate one-third of

the Bible that is prophecy.

 

Remember, as an apostle, Mr. Armstrong was “more than a prophet.”

By contrast, Daniel was a prophet, yet he was not permitted to

understand his own prophecies (12:8-9)—and other passages show that

he was still one of God’s greatest servants (Ezek. 14:14). But Daniel

was merely used to record great future events, while God used an

apostle to explain them.

 

We must consider one additional—and related—important point

before continuing. We have established that Mr. Armstrong restored a

vast amount of general prophetic understanding. Would—could—the

enormous understanding of the prophetic fulfillment of WHO WAS THE

FINAL ELIJAH be an exception to the revealing process? Considering the

implications of Malachi 4:5-6, it might be one of the last prophecies for

which God would make an exception! It should not then be thought

unusual or surprising that Mr. Armstrong would also be used by God to

correctly explain this prophecy. It is rather to be expected, and even

necessary, that He would, when one considers the giant OVERALL framework

 of end-time prophecy that God did reveal to him. In other words,

 the fact that explaining the Elijah prophecy included recognition that he

 was the one who had fulfilled it does not preclude God from using him

 to reveal it. The fact that it was describing himself has no relevance to

 God using him to explain it. Think this through very carefully until it is

impossible to miss.

 

Mr. Armstrong was the tool that God was using to do all the restoring

to His Church!

 

 

I neglected to mention that the author of that book is David C. Pack.

 

Reading that subchapter is laughable now. Dave put all his chips on HWA to establish how RCG was the ONLY church “holding on to the truth.” But on Saturday, October 22, 2022, he made a eunuch of the man’s legacy.

 

I never kissed the ring of Herbert W. Armstrong. He never meant much to me during my stint in The Restored Church of God. Did God use him to have His way preserved into the 20^th century? Sure. Was he an apostle? No. Was he the end-time Elijah? Ha ha no.

 

Dave believed it. He lived it. He taught it. He built his sub-Herbie empire upon it. The man’s typewriter and deck of playing cards are still in the cabinet displayed at the entrance to the Hall of Administration.

 

But Dave does not believe it nearly as much anymore. The longer time goes on, the smaller and smaller and smaller Herbert W. Armstrong becomes inside Dave’s mind and inside RCG. He will dawn a verbal fig leaf to soften the sting, but that is the direction the track has been heading since 2015.

 

Back in 2014, if I had said that Herbert W. Armstrong was not the end-time Elijah and that he understood less than 5% of Bible prophecy, David C. Pack would have grabbed me by the scruff of the neck and back of my belt and tossed me to the curb like a barroom bouncer.

 

However, suppose there are people inside The Restored Church of God TODAY who are upset or disturbed by HWA being given a generous 5% of prophetic understanding. Well, in that case, that person has an attitude problem. They are rebellious and stubborn. They are resistant to new truths. They think they know better than the Apostle. Oh, God is giving you insight that He is withholding from His Government on Earth? Government is everything, so you better suck it up, as Mr. Pack says. Mr. Armstrong was sincere, but he was sincerely wrong.

 

 

In contrast to bitch-slapping the Headquarters employees before supper, Dave opted to give noogies to his favorite minions after.

 

@ 12:30 I don’t suggest I’m the only one with wisdom in the church…I have two men I work with. Without…whom I don’t know if we’d be where we are in terms of, you know, being able to figure this out in seven years.

 

So, it is their fault, too.

 

The Coffee Kid and Pepper Boy are equally guilty of the horrific prophetic roller coaster David C. Pack has been leading the members of The Restored Church of God on since 2015. No need for velvet gloves with them anymore.

 

The stammering Pepper Boy (aka Meat Shield) is Andrew J. Holcombe. You already know him.

The Coffee Kid is James E. Habboush.

Have you noticed how Jim has been able to avoid being a Meat Shield? Andy must keep losing the coin toss at the back of the hall when Dave needs a ministerial teat to suckle.

 

I worked with these guys. I served alongside these guys. I drank beer and shared meals with these guys. I have a personal connection with them.

 

Shame on both of you.

Blood is on your hands.

You are hurting people.

Your prophetic teachings are poison.

Shame on you, Jim!

Shame on you, Andy!

 

 

@ 27:54 The world is coming apart.

 

Dave launched into Chicken Little Mode again. Whatever is in the headlines and the Wall Street Journal this week are metrics that we are “at the end” and “cannot go another year.” For seven years running. 

 

I listened to a sermon from 2005 when the sky was falling back then. The year 2006 took it in stride.

 

@ 32:01 Three things, then, become absolute. They become absolute.

 

Oh no. When Dave gets like this, take note. In the future, he will vehemently moonwalk away from what he declares as fact today.

 

When he uses terms like, but not limited to: never, absolute, impossible, inarguable, undeniable, or final, time will prove the opposite.

 

The never will eventually occur. The absolute will have wiggle room. The impossible will manifest. The inarguable will be disputed. The undeniable will be forsaken. The final will have additions.

 

@ 32:09 The First Kingdom is one month. A chodesh long. 30 days. You know, between new moons like all sacred months. Two. It follows harvest. And our last shot at that is Cheshvan. And three. This First Kingdom arrives in a year when a number of knowable metrics have been met. That makes its arrival sure.

 

Yeah, not so much. A Dave Pack Metric is as sustainable as dry ice in summer.

 

Part 235 – February 19, 2020

@ 28:07 But, I’ll tell you, there would never be any way we could ever talk about metrics again. It’s impossible.

 

Yet, two and a half years later, Dave still blathers about metrics as if that word means anything.

 

@ 33:56 So, these three absolutes are fixed in understanding and doctrine as was the thousand years in Sardis when Mr. Armstrong came with them. They are now fixed.

 

When the David C. Pack in our future attacks the teachings of David C. Pack today regarding the “three absolutes,” it will be accurate and fair to say, “David C. Pack of Part 401 taught false doctrine.” That may sound like a joke, but he has done it before. As the scribe, I just put a little bow on it.

 

If I am ever too correct too many times, Dave might make this non-prophet/non-psychic appear to be a real one. That would be super uncomfortable for both of us.

 

If church tradition holds for 90 years, some arrogant prophetic-know-it-all will thunder to his followers:

 

“Mr. Pack was sincere. But he was sincerely wrong. To be generous, I’ll say he had about 5% right. Some of you will feel I’m stepping on your toes. You gotta get over that. Mr. Pack was wrong. Oh, you’re taking away our Mr. Pack! I’m not diminishing him. I’m elevating him. I don't blame him. It wasn't God's time to reveal it to him. And look at the people who surrounded him at the time. He did his best with the little sleep he was getting."

 

 

I would consider believing him if Dave had not said this DOZENS of times before.

 

@ 34:11 We will never change One Month. And I will never change Cheshvan.

 

Sometimes it feels like much of a new article is content copied from others. Dave v. Dave is a perpetual showdown for superiority. They are both losers, so I do not care which one comes out on top.

 

Part 172 – April 27, 2019

@ 1:03:45 I wish I had understood that. Now I do. I’ll never ever ever again say the day.

 

Part 199 – August 20, 2019

@ 2:01:21 And I’m certain of these. I will never revisit them. I’ve got them.

 

Part 232 – January 29, 2020

@ 3:23:48 However, from now on, because I will never speak about timing again…I will believe Jesus Christ’s coming is now next Sabbath up…

 

Part 237 – March 7, 2020

@ 16:29 Now, whatever Sabbath it's gonna be, I will never move away from that.

 

To the skimmers: Please stop and read this next one slowly. The whole clip is a yellow highlight.

 

Part 236 – February 29, 2020

@ 59:28 …if nothing happens today, you could never convince me. Never. Impossible. That Christ does not come during Sabbath services. I would have to call Him a bald liar and Malachi was a liar, and Habakkuk was a liar, and the apostle John was a false witness of what Christ told him to report…

 

By admission, David C. Pack, Professional Blasphemer and Pester General of The Restored Church of Another god, called Jesus Christ, Malachi, Habakkuk, and the apostle John liars. Let God’s will be done. Amen.

 

If anyone questions whether David C. Pack is preaching “the day and hour” of the return of Jesus Christ and what is at stake for those trapped inside The Restored Church of God, this should seal the deal.

 

@ 46:24 So, if you’re looking forward to salvation this Tuesday, then you begin to see, “Wow, I guess I can look forward to this [the Great Supper], too.”

 

Brethren inside RCG keep “hanging on” because the salvation carrot is the biggest one there is. Dave is cunning enough to push a failed date just a few days here and push it a few days there. Do that three dozen times within 12 months, and you got people to stick around and pay tithes for another year.

 

 

The first and last few minutes often have the most compressed summary content. This wrap-up pitches the “last part” fake-out. Though the prudent understand otherwise.

 

@ 1:01:39 So, 400 Parts complete the charge. I have kept my charge, after all.

@ 1:01:48 The Mystery of God is over. There’s nothing else to tell you. As I like to put it. The Mystery of God ended. The final picture is unbreakable. Its working parts are too simple to get wrong. They’re just simple. You can’t change the Month. You can’t change which month.

 

Anyone reading for even a short time can guess where I will go with these statements. Since I am not particularly eager to disappoint, we will finish with a lightning round.

 

It is not over. There will always be more to tell. It did not end. It is not final. It will break very soon. Dave will discover a way WE got it wrong. Boohoo, prophecy is complicated. 30-days will morph into some variation. Cheshvan will only be the favored month until she gains a few pounds.

 

The Series is not over. Part 402 is coming. Dave will not wait one year.

 

Jesus Christ will not return with salvation tomorrow morning. That is too simple to get wrong.

 

See you on Wednesday, Kevin and Dawn.

Marc Cebrian

See: Too Simple To Get Wrong

UPDATED: A Lesson In Sanctimony

 

From COG Critic

When I listened to Pack's rant about the individual who left the RCG because he was tired of "faking it," my initial thoughts were regarding what the individual meant by "faking." It was only later that I considered the simple fact that mentioning it at all shows a startling lack of critical thinking, a Pack-ian level of egocentrism, or some combination of the two. It was a great and foolish risk Pack took because that comment undoubtedly resonated with members sitting in the headquarters building and reverberated throughout the small congregations worldwide. 

Pack probably can't imagine the number of people in his church who heard that comment and felt it as an indictment of themselves. He suggested it was a question of lying; the individual who quit and everyone remaining who nonetheless relate to the statement all understand it as a question of self-preservation. Pack intended it as an insult to the individual of little faith who was lying by his very presence among true believers; his audience heard it as a tacit admission that the cognitive dissonance required to remain in the RCG is simply overwhelming for many. Pack meant to insult the former member; instead, he only drew attention to his own failures and the cognitive/emotional stress they create.

This highlights just how far Pack has retreated into his own ego. He can't even realize when the decisions of others are a clear condemnation of his own actions. Sequestered in his compound, his every need handled by others, he can't even imagine the mental anguish his followers are suffering. Everything he says and does filters through the lens of his own ego, and the refraction of that lens is so complete that Pack literally cannot differentiate his own ego from the world around him. 

I know we all hate Hitler comparisons, but I can't help but draw parallels between Hitler's decision-making process at the end of the war and Pack's at what appears to be the end of the RCG. As the Soviets encircled Berlin and defeat became inevitable and obvious, Hitler moved battalions that essentially no longer existed and ordered attacks from army groups that had been decimated. He remained convinced of his certain victory, and he discussed the stunning blow his imaginary, newly-rebuilt Luftwaffe was about to deliver despite the fact that the Allies had complete domination of the skies of Europe. Surrounded by sycophants who were terrified of crossing him, Hitler lived in an echo chamber that only confirmed and compounded his delusions. 

Even more telling, when the battle had begun turning months earlier, there might have been a chance for Germany to fight to a stalemate in the east and gain some time to rebuild its forces. Had Hitler ordered the cessation of transports to concentration camps and used those trains to shuttle soldiers to the eastern front, he could have at least slowed his defeat and perhaps prevented it completely. Instead, he did the opposite: he increased the transports to the camps and left his soldiers on the Soviet front with inadequate manpower and supplies. He couldn't see past his own ego and his sick obsession with being an ultimate "hero" by rendering Europe judenfrei regardless of the war's outcome. His inward-looking ego-based decisions thankfully cost him the war because simply based on the numbers in 1939, Germany should have conquered Europe.

Similarly, we seem to see this playing out in Europe yet again. Putin has isolated himself, believes his own propaganda, and is convinced of his military genius and his force's ultimate strength. Since the outbreak of the Covid pandemic, Putin has lived in almost complete isolation, and his view of the outside world reflects that. He attacked Ukraine on an imagined pretense; he was confident of a quick victory because his army certainly had to be at least as strong as his ego; his forces suffer loss after loss because he either can't or won't concede that his tactics are not working. His ego inflates yet again and more people suffer as a result.

In just the same way, Pack's ego and his certainty in his prophetic acumen have swelled to proportions that conceal everything else. He, too, has surrounded himself with sycophants and isolated himself not only from the real world but from the lay members that constitute the intellectual isolation that is the RCG. The army that is encircling the compound at Wadsworth is more powerful than the Soviet army, more persistent than the Ukrainian forces: it's reality, the most merciless conqueror in history. 

Dave Pack's Mental Meltdown Continues: God Destroys Thanksgiving

 

God Destroys Thanksgiving

 

Our least-favorite Prophetic Rain Man returned to setting dates yesterday after a four-day hiatus.

 

“Cheshvan. Definitely Cheshvan. Cheshvan 1. Cheshvan 1. Definitely Cheshvan 1.”

 

During "The Greatest Unending Story!" Parts 400 and 401 given on Saturday, October 22, David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God set a new last last last opportunity in 2022 for the return of Jesus Christ.

 

Tuesday, October 25 at 10:56am eastern

 

Dave and Team Faux are out of ideas. When he mentioned Cheshvan a few weeks ago, all former RCG members knew he would be the next date after he failed FOUR TIMES during the Feast of Tabernacles last week.

 

Jesus Christ was going to return on the second day of the Feast. Then that Friday. Then that Saturday. Then the Tuesday after The Last Great Day. If you think he was only theorizing, remember what he said:

 

Part 398 – October 10, 2022

@ 3:56 …now, this is a very dramatic statement, the Kingdom will arrive at dawn in Jerusalem, day two of the Feast.

 

Part 399 – October 15, 2022

@ 09:30 …meaning almost certainly, no one in the world will even get home from the Feast if…

 

Mister Reliable occupied 2 ½ hours of the Headquarters congregation's Sabbath selling them on Cheshvan 1. I used to consider David C. Pack an idiot savant in some ways, but I am now rethinking the savant part.

 

This is the same guy who said the same thing about Sebat, Adar, Adar II, Abib, Iyar, Tammuz 1, Av 1, Elul 1, and Tishrei 1…all just this year. (I am being “generous” by leaving out all the dates within those various months.) But that was then, and this is now.

 

When you pick up on his pattern, even a developmentally-challenged kindergartener could figure out the next one. Oh, Cheshvan 1—shocker.

 

 

With Tuesday’s failure fresh on his mind, Dave took a humble and contrite attitude to start Part 400.

 

@ 00:32 I think we’re now done…I still believe we are correctly watching in season. I think you will also when I’m done.

 

@ 01:01 Now, as we move along through the series, there’ll be two or three times when some toes are gonna get stepped on. But I can't worry about that because it will help the whole church.

 

David C. Pack has said nothing in the past seven months that have "helped" anyone. Not a group of people. Not a single person. His words are hollow and void.

 

@ 05:12 It took a Series lasting seven years to figure it all out.

 

Dave is still blinded because he will not grasp, even by Wednesday morning, that he has NOTHING "figured out." He is destined to wander in endless circles, getting punched in the face by his own words until God sees fit to change the circumstance.

 

@ 05:21 …it has become apparent that we had a very small percentage, single-digit percentage, of the Kingdom of God right…almost everything we taught about, just the thousand years, was wrong. It was wrong.

 

@ 06:08 Now, I'm gonna make a statement, and I'm gonna be incredibly generous. And if you’re offended at me, get over it. ‘Cause I can prove it.

 

Dave cannot prove his shoes are tied. Even if he attempted to, we would have to point out those are sandals, and you cannot tie them. The Kenneth M. Orel “get over it” philosophy is catching on.

 

@ 06:17 I'm gonna say we had 5% of prophecy right. But, my two assistants will tell you we had under 1%, and I'm being generous because I doubt we had more than 1% of prophecy right. But, I’m gonna be generous and say 5%...

 

Wow, Dave is being generous, but those two young “ministers” are pessimistic. How can we not trust the judgment of the Coffee Kid and Pepper Boy? Their vast experience and proven biblical accuracy have been unprecedented and must be recognized.

 

The current thinking is that when prophecy fails, and you run out of ideas, just say the whole system was rigged. Tear it all down so you can come out on top.

 

@ 07:24 So, we taught the Gospel of the Kingdom of God and brethren...if this offends people, I'm sorry. We understood almost none of it. Never mind, many other things we learned in our journey to unlock a third of the Bible.

 

The Father. Jesus. The Gospel. How many more pillars does Samson have to topple before this vile temple comes down?

 

Dave is bitter that the brethren do not appreciate the blessing of seven years of his brilliant ramblings. He spends a lot of time boring the audience with imaginary math built on imaginary ideas to sell them how special he is. What a pathetic, desperate man whining like a little girl because you do not want to eat the mud pie made in the backyard.

 

Dave wants you to eat his mud pie and gets pissy if you turn your nose away.

 

@ 10:32 One man in the Laodicean age working alone for over 15,000 hours moved at a speed 260 times faster than the previous century, where thousands of ministers had no curiosity to question anything that was essentially all wrong. Now, should I apologize for that? Some would wish I would.

 

Some would wish you just shut up.

 

David C. Pack is not known for his heartfelt apologies. He tells members of the audience they will see their dead child “soon,” but nothing happens. And no apology. The man cares not for the sheep. You feed him. He does not feed you.

 

The boohoo continues.

 

@ 11:15 …while being attacked. While getting up and giving sermons where I was nearly dead. I almost went blind in this Series. Most of you don’t know it because of a long history with staphylococcus…but for some people, "It's just not fast enough Mr. Pack.”

 

What a distorted mind. That is not a complaint by anyone. Speed is not the issue. Accuracy is the issue. Seven years of continual failure for David C. Pack to deliver on even one thing is the issue. Pulling people aside privately to tell them, "You are going to see your dead mother next week," and then not apologize is the issue. A broken church being taught false doctrine is the issue.

 

@ 11:43 “…I’m not settled like I was when I was blissfully, completely ignorant.” That’s their view.

 

That is no one’s view. That is Dave’s view of their view. Much like in his conversation with Mr. Behrer when he knew exactly what “Jim” would think and say. Pure fantasy is built on a foundation of ignorant assumptions.

 

David C. Pack is deteriorating before our eyes. And that process is accelerating. Perhaps 260 times faster than the average kook.

 

@ 11:56 Some knew better than I did what the answer should be as we were learning certain things. When for ninety-plus years, no one saw anything. Or, we could say everyone saw nothing.

 

But I see, says the blind man.

 

If there was ever a way to invalidate the apostleship and ministry of Herbert W. Armstrong of The Worldwide Church of God, boy, David C. Pack found it. I have no skin in the game regarding what HWA was or was not, but since Dave built RCG on HWA’s teachings, how does this not invalidate all the books and booklets on the rcg.org website today?

 

Edward L. Winkfield must have been weeping in his chair, wondering how in the world they are going to fix all that literature. He can blow off that idea until Tuesday afternoon when it gets real again.

 

 

@ 12:24 But, it's been a test for me and, to a small-uh degree, the church. Who had to suffer the plague of this slow-poke who could only move hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of times the speed of anybody else. “And I needed him to move thousands of times. I needed him to stand up as though he got an oracle from Gabriel lay it all out.” So, I’ll say it was, to a small degree, it was tough for the church because it was a process.

 

I cannot remember ever hearing Dave so bitchy. “The Greatest Unending Story!” has been a trial and a test, but more for Dave than any of you moaners and groaners sitting in the audience. His suffering has been harder than yours. I am surprised he did not declare how he has suffered more than anyone who has ever lived. Maybe Jesus Christ was also expecting that one.

 

@ 18:26 Now, the Kingdom not arriving for one week on the 24^th [of Tishrei] when I spoke a week ago at the Feast, brought what I call "Hard Reality Demanding Really Hard Thinking."

 

Apparently not. Really Hard Thinking would help him realize God is not using him to teach any of this. He is a biblical fraud and has been for many years. That is the Hard Reality Dave cannot face.

 

@ 23:04 Some brethren wouldn’t wait. Hundreds of times of speed wasn’t fast enough.

 

More bitching. It is not about the speed but the accuracy. There used to be the term "doctrinal precision," but that floated away into the ether long ago.

 

@ 23:09 [Thomas Edison] also said, “Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is to try just one more time.” So, that’s what I did. Let’s do this.

 

Dennis Diehl nailed it. Dave really does think that each failure is another step closer to being right. Maybe that worked with inventing the light bulb, but Bible prophecy does not function the same way. The scriptures do not offer an all-you-can-eat attempt at declaring the date for the arrival of the Kingdom of God. It either comes the first time you declare it, or you never declare it again.

 

@ 34:40 I thought it was Tammuz. Turns out, it couldn’t be Tammuz. Tammuz had 29 days. You need 30 days. But I thought it was Tammuz…

 

We remember it well.

 

Part 379 – June 25, 2022

@ 07:13 It is not possible. Write it in your notes. It is not possible that "the month" the Bible talks about is anything other than the fourth month and Tammuz…

@ 18:34 I believe that [Tammuz 1] no less certainly than I believe the seventh day is the Sabbath.

 

Part 378 – June 15, 2022

@ 37:30 I won’t be telling you we’re gonna wait a month. That’s impossible. You could throw my own words back up against me, if you will.

 

What a tease you are, Dave. I throw your own words back up against you all the time, but somehow that makes me “more wicked almost than the devil.”

 

Some folks must have been closing their briefcases and reaching for the umbrella because Dave finally gave a nod to the Worldwiders.

 

@ 51:58 And the answer is: The church was utterly wrong. But, I don't criticize Mr. Armstrong, and don't say I do. Without that man, I'm not up here. I don't know the truth, and I'm not headed for salvation. I didn't see it, either. So, if I throw stones at him, I better be against a rubber wall, and they bounce back.

 

See, Old Timers. No reason to walk away from RCG. Mr. Armstrong is still shiny and on the shelf, for Dave to pull down and show you when it suits him. Stay in your seats. Stay…stay…

 

 

Dave talks about his encounter with “a very confused man” at the Feast and makes it a teaching moment.

 

@ 56:50 Brethren, it’s dangerous if God has not designated you to teach truth to the church…you get yourself in potentially-lethal hot water when you play games.

 

@ 58:15 This man I was talking to said, “It says, [in Revelation 9:6] ‘in those days shall men seek death and shall not find it…’ You know how he read this? Because the man cannot read. He literally can't read, and I was trying to tell him that. He believed that was saying that those scorpions are active on the earth for five months. Not they were paralyzed for five months.

 

But he literally read it to you! He "literally" did. Someone add a dictionary to Dave's Xmas list.

 

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Dear “very confused man at the Feast” – If you are reading this article, please reach out at exrcgwebsite@gmail.com. I would love to get your side of the story. I have witnessed the distorted perception of David C. Pack. Do not take it personally. It happens a lot. How it all really went down is of great interest.

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The lesson here: Do not ask Pastor General David C. Pack ANY Bible questions even when you have the opportunity to do so. The man Dave is chastising in front of the entire church learned the hard way.

 

I stopped asking questions via Church Administration while I was at Headquarters when I was reprimanded by Bradford G. Schleifer and Jeffrey R. Ambrose because of “the wording” of my question. Not because it was a stupid question but because Dave flew off the handle when he read an “accusatory tone" inside my question. I presented it as "the Bible says this, BUT Mr. Pack said that," implying Dave was NOT preaching what the Bible says. Funny to look back now, but that was not my intent in those days.

 

It was the last time I submitted a question to the RCG ministry at Headquarters. So, “very confused man at the Feast,” I feel you, dude.

 

The irony is that David C. Pack has the most astonishing piss-poor reading comprehension skills of any human being I have ever heard. He had no qualms teaching the man openly about his weaknesses while Dave continued to hide his own. Interesting.

 

@ 59:18 People on their own get into bizarre ideas. Sometimes simply because they actually cannot read.

 

Rubber wall. Stone thrown. Rebound. What a softball, Dave. This is a perfect illustration of where you are today.

 

 

Here is the quote where he set the date. Dennis, take note for the Alumni page.

 

@ 1:02:30 …but only if it’s Cheshvan starting Tuesday. And if you touch the day, you touch the arrival of Cheshvan…That’s 10:56 Tuesday morning, our time. Where ever in the world you are, you have to know that.

 

If you want a real example of a Dave Pack “proof” that is just a presumption, feast upon this one.

 

@ 1:20:05 Do you realize if the Day of the Lord comes one month after this Tuesday, God comes on what would be Thanksgiving? And destroys Thanksgiving. Which is kind of interesting. On a nation that is utterly ungrateful but keeps Thanksgiving so they can indulge themselves and watch football and get drunk.

 

Great. Something else for RCGers to feel guilty about.

 

Since when is watching football wrong? The next time Brad, Ed, Ryan, Jaco, or Carl is over at Dave’s house watching the Browns while drinking a Beck’s, they should ask Dave if they are sinning. Have your camera ready because I want that expression framed.

 

Do not panic. Everyone will enjoy a typical Thanksgiving next month without Red and Black Horses crashing through the windows.

 

Our brothers to the north are laughing because the Canadian Thanksgiving was two weeks ago. This is the first time in my life that I have ever wanted to be Canadian. Hi, Pete.

 

Dave forgot to condemn the annual Twilight Zone marathon that was always a personal favorite growing up. The Headquarters congregation must feel like they have been living an endless Twilight Zone episode. Wishing this prophetic jack-in-the-box into the cornfield does not appear to be working.

 

@ 1:20:49 It’s not a day to be thankful. Most families don’t even ask a blessing.

 

Unless Dave is actually Santa Claus, who knows who is naughty and nice, appearing inside every home at supper time across the entire United States, he has no idea what he is talking about.

 

This is another example of “Dave thinks it, therefore it is real.” He treats God the same way.

 

For years, my parents, who do not go to church, had a blessing over the meal and went around the table as each family member shared what they were thankful for. I felt uncomfortable as a teen, but I appreciate that tradition now.

 

David C. Pack knows squat.

 

 

@ 1:21:01 If you wait one month, guess when God would build the Great Kingdom one month later. Christmas. Anybody think God is gonna build the Great Kingdom on Christmas? I don’t think so.

 

Um. Well. You did.

 

Part 217 – November 11, 2019

@ 1:30:44 What if it’s possible with a seven-year Kingdom… that ends around Christmas, it starts around Christmas, or maybe even before Christmas? Sort of like maybe the Series is coming to an end at exactly when God always intended it…

 

Part 220 – December 5, 2019

@ 57:45 …it makes absolutely plain the Second Kingdom…comes to an end a little before Christmas. It’s just a fact!

 

Part 222 – December 9, 2019

@ 33:24 God seemed to have timed this out to land at a certain Christmas season…

 

Part 224 – December 12, 2019

@ 44:11 But if you don't know a Christmas season is in play, you cannot read it any other way, and I defy you to say it was wrong.

 

It is wrong. Jesus Christ arriving at Christmas time is wrong. David C. Pack, you are wrong. You will always be wrong. See, somebody followed your instruction, but that will be perceived as an attack.

 

Dave hammered throughout the message how he is the victim in all of this, surrounded by an ungrateful church. The Pity Party rolled on for so long even the Goth kids were bummed out.

 

@ 1:23:31 But, let’s talk about gratitude. I might step on a few toes, but I want to because I am enormously grateful to God…I had to go seven years or had to re-write all the literature…or lost my kids…grandchildren. It’s just part of the way it is…If I am Elijah, I sure fit the qualification. I’m dishonored by my house and kin...I don’t have any problem with what I had to go through.

 

If Dave did not “have any problem” with it, he would not mention it. He has a bad habit of broadcasting his insecurities to the whole church, unaware he is doing it. He projects internal criticisms as coming from external sources. Part 400 is a landmark example of this.

 

Being dishonored for being a dick is not the same as being dishonored for Christ’s or the gospel’s sake. False prophets earn dishonor for being false prophets. False apostles earn dishonor for being false apostles. Lousy fathers earn dishonor for being lousy fathers.

 

 

As a gentle way to introduce the smackdown he is about to give all the employees at The Restored Church of God Headquarters, Dave reminds everyone how hard he works.

 

@ 1:28:05 God says, “Six days shall you labor.” That’s a command. That’s why I work all six days. Mr. Armstrong did, and I work all six days. And if any of you know anything about me, you know I do. Only, now that's not really true. I work all day on the Sabbath, too, because I’m a Levite.

 

Come on, Dave, even God rested on the seventh day.

 

David C. Pack, the righteous man of God! He toils for seven days and, yet, produces nothing. The ineffective apostle, unlike Vitacost, cannot deliver on Tuesday.

 

The big corporations could learn a lot from the team-building synergy Dave generates for his staff in front of the whole church. Behold! The loving shepherd of God feeding His sheep.

Dave should give a TEDx Talk on how to inspire employees. What an edifying and uplifting message. The good news, indeed.

 

The intended takeaway is lost on me. Is the RCG staff supposed to be grateful that things could be much worse if David C. Pack had his way? I remember throughout the years, he would remark that if he had legal control, the staff WOULD work six full days, which meant nobody would have an extra day to do laundry, mow the grass, or take their kids to the park. Rejoice, brethren.

 

The more this guy speaks, the more we should all pray that David C. Pack is not a man to whom God gives real authority, now or ever. Some would even choose the Lake of Fire over living under his heavy hand. The guy would be insufferable during the Millennium if he were ever proven right. A thousand years of his crowing is a sentence worse than death.

 

@ 1:32:04 How grateful are we for this [Series]?

 

Grateful for the seven-year David C. Pack Meandering Failathon? Ha!

 

@ 1:32:11 We have people who will wait for Tuesday, and I know what some will do. They’ll have a “wait and see” attitude. They’re not ready. They’re not ready.

 

They’re not ready? But…they’re “settled,” right? During Part 398, you said, "If you're at the Feast of Tabernacles, you made it!" Are you taking that back? They were ready twelve days ago, but not now? How does that work? Why is their salvation status such a fickle process?

 

Seven years of your prophetic fraud has cultivated that mindset, Dave. If anyone does NOT have a “wait and see” attitude at this point inside The Restored Church of God, they are probably so broken by corrupt teachings that they will not leave RCG until it burns to the ground around them. And even then, they might choose to burn up with it.

 

The folks at Headquarters broke for a meal, knowing they would have to fight to keep it down during the next Part.

 

Due to both messages being so fecal-rich, Part 401 will be covered in the next article.

 

Marc Cebrian

See: God Destroys Thanksgiving

Vain, Conceited, COG Narcissist Makes Another Stupid Claim

 

Never in the entire history of the COG have we seen such a conceited, self-serving narcissist as we have in Bwana Bob Theil. Never in the history of Christianity has a man so insignificant in the Church of God set himself up s the greatest COG leader to ever exist. Even Jesus Christ pales at the awesomeness of Bwana Bob. Jesus himself would never make the claims such as Bwana Bob makes about himself.

Bwana Bob is back to beating his drum again that since he is soooooooooooooooo important in his god's eyes, that Satan is going to be soooooooooooooo angry with him that he will use every attempt to discredit him and shut down his awesome ministry through the use of "deep fakes" designed to go on TV ad say things that Bwana Bob never would say.

Is there any government, any Catholic leader, any Christian leader, atheist, governor, or president who gives a rat's ass about Bwana Bob and his sad little ministry? Even 99.8% of Church of God members don't care about him, so why does he feel he is so important?

Bwana Bob has an article up, again, about how secretive groups will use his likeness to make fake videos and say things he never said. Bob's self-indulgent narcissism even claims Apostle Paul wrote about what would happen to Bwana Bob in the future.

The Apostle Paul warned:

12 Yes, and all who desire to live godly in Christ Jesus will suffer persecution. 13 But evil men and impostors will grow worse and worse, deceiving and being deceived. (2 Timothy 3:12-13) 

 

Deepfakes have been part of the deceptive persecution throughout history–and that was before computers.

In the first century, the Apostle Paul wrote:

1 Now, brethren, concerning the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our gathering together to Him, we ask you, 2 not to be soon shaken in mind or troubled, either by spirit or by word or by letter, as if from us, as though the day of Christ had come. (2 Thessalonians 2:1-2, NKJV) 

 

Apparently, the Apostle Paul had to deal with some who faked a letter claiming it was from him as well as reports he said things he did not say. So, he warned Christians about that.
But that, of course, did not stop the fakes.

Bwana goes on to say:

With modern technology, highly persuasive deceit is possible–and to a degree impossible in Paul’s day. 

 

computer technology and artificial intelligence can make very convincing fakes. 

 

More deep fakes are coming. Some will be used for purpose of deceit and character assassination. 

 

I expect that the time will come when deepfake technolgy will be used to make it seem like I, and others in the CCOG, say and/or do things, that we did not say or do. Actually, I mentioned that in a past sermon...

Then ends with this nonsense:

Expect deepfakes. 

 

Expect those who do not have the love of the truth to try to make it look like faithful Christian leaders say things they did not say. 

 

Expect those who do not have sufficient love of the truth to believe them. 

 

The Bible also teaches in the last chapter of its last book:

14 Blessed are those who do His commandments, that they may have the right to the tree of life, and may enter through the gates into the city. 15 But outside are dogs and sorcerers and sexually immoral and murderers and idolaters, and whoever loves and practices a lie. (Revelation 22:14-15, NKJV) 

 

Hopefully, you truly do His commandments and have proved the truth. 

 

Do not be among those who will believe and love the coming lies.

Why is it that the current crop of Church of God leaders we have are such blatant liars pretending to be God's spokesman? Bwana Bob is a liar and NO ONE will ever be impersonating such a weak, pathetic excuse of a man of God as what we presently see in him.